Subtitles:sbemail176/en

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<line start="16" end="49" speaker="strongbad">Step one! You check an email down.</line>
<line start="50" end="89" speaker="strongbad">Step two! You tell some kid he's a dork!</line>
<line start="90" end="144" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strongbad, In fifth grade I have to watch a lame hygiene movie.</line>
<line start="145" end="199" speaker="strongbad">I was thinking you could make a better movie about hygiene than the cruddy school version.</line>
<line start="200" end="249" speaker="strongbad">Your friend, John Katu la la la la la la</line>
<line start="250" end="316" speaker="strongbad">Fifth grade boys?!  Man, what happened to the hot college girls that used to email me?</line>
<line start="317" end="361" speaker="strongbad">You ladies drop you be-pantied pillowfighting and drop me a line!</line>
<line start="362" end="414" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I suppose I could make a cruddy hygiene movie for you John.</line>
<line start="415" end="495" speaker="strongbad">But wouldn't it be so much more satisfying to make a cruddy hygiene movie <i>about</i> you?</line>
<line start="496" end="606" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="607" end="628" speaker="strongbad">Meet John.</line>
<line start="629" end="659" speaker="strongbad">John is a cruddy fifth grader.</line>
<line start="660" end="677" speaker="strongbad">Hi John.</line>
<line start="678" end="710" speaker="homestar">I'm a latchkey champion.</line>
<line start="711" end="792" speaker="strongbad">Meet Gene.  Gene is a beacon of light, shining through the stink-cloud generated by John.</line>
<line start="793" end="812" speaker="strongbad">Hi Gene!</line>
<line start="813" end="833" speaker="strongbad">TGIG, y'all!</line>
<line start="834" end="859" speaker="strongbad">TGIG, y'all!<br>Thank God I'm Gene!</line>
<line start="864" end="877" speaker="strongbad">Gene is popular, <span style="visibility:hidden">and doesn't get good grades.</span></line>
<line start="878" end="905" speaker="strongbad">Gene is popular, and doesn't get good grades.</line>
<line start="910" end="944" speaker="strongbad">John has no friends and sits in the front row.</line>
<line start="952" end="980" speaker="strongbad">What is John missing that Gene has,</line>
<line start="981" end="1000" speaker="strongbad">What is John missing that Gene has,<br>besides rich parents?</line>
<line start="1002" end="1027" speaker="strongbad">That's right, hygiene!</line>
<line start="1028" end="1046" speaker="strongbad">Hi, gals.</line>
<line start="1047" end="1108" speaker="strongbad">"Hygiene" is defined as "how close people are willing to stand next to you".</line>
<line start="1111" end="1143" speaker="strongbad">John has shabby clothes that smell like</line>
<line start="1144" end="1167" speaker="strongbad">chocolate milk with a stomach virus.</line>
<line start="1170" end="1187" speaker="homestar"><i>(blows nose)</i></line>
<line start="1191" end="1194" sfx="sfx">splat</line>
<line start="1196" end="1224" speaker="strongbad">Gene's mom buys all his clothes, <span style="visibility:hidden">but she's young and hot enough for that to be okay.</span></line>
<line start="1225" end="1264" speaker="strongbad">Gene's mom buys all his clothes, but she's young and hot enough for that to be okay.</line>
<line start="1265" end="1295" speaker="other">Mommy's got a grown-up headache, Genie!</line>
<line start="1297" end="1325" speaker="other">Why don't you take the boat out for a while?</line>
<line start="1329" end="1369" speaker="strongbad">Every morning, John wakes up and forgets to wash his <span style="visibility:hidden">STUPID, DUMB, STINKING, FAT, SMELLY, STUPID, DU-</span></line>
<line start="1370" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">Every morning, John wakes up and forgets to wash his STUPID, <span style="visibility:hidden">DUMB, STINKING, FAT, SMELLY, STUPID, DU-</span></line>
<line start="1382" end="1387" speaker="strongbad">Every morning, John wakes up and forgets to wash his STUPID, DUMB, <span style="visibility:hidden">STINKING, FAT, SMELLY, STUPID, DU-</span></line>
<line start="1388" end="1395" speaker="strongbad">Every morning, John wakes up and forgets to wash his STUPID, DUMB, STINKING, <span style="visibility:hidden">FAT, SMELLY, STUPID, DU-</span></line>
<line start="1396" end="1403" speaker="strongbad">Every morning, John wakes up and forgets to wash his STUPID, DUMB, STINKING, FAT, <span style="visibility:hidden">SMELLY, STUPID, DU-</span></line>
<line start="1404" end="1412" speaker="strongbad">Every morning, John wakes up and forgets to wash his STUPID, DUMB, STINKING, FAT, SMELLY, <span style="visibility:hidden">STUPID, DU-</span></line>
<line start="1413" end="1419" speaker="strongbad">Every morning, John wakes up and forgets to wash his STUPID, DUMB, STINKING, FAT, SMELLY, STUPID, <span style="visibility:hidden">DU-</span></line>
<line start="1420" end="1422" speaker="strongbad">Every morning, John wakes up and forgets to wash his STUPID, DUMB, STINKING, FAT, SMELLY, STUPID, DU-</line>
<line start="1437" end="3233" speaker="other">Subtitles are incomplete for this cartoon.</line>
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