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NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}
{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}
CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!
SO AND SO: Word.
THE UGLY ONE: Word.
WHAT'S HER FACE: Word.
{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}
CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!
SO AND SO: A'ight.
THE UGLY ONE: A'ight.
WHAT'S HER FACE: A'ight.
{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: VOIP!
{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}
CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.
{The girls walk right some more.}
WHAT'S HER FACE: I miss Kristin-a.
{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}
THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!
{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ARROWED!
THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!
{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: PUNT!!!
WHAT'S HER FACE: Dag, yo.
{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}
CHEERLEADER: I look so good!!