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-	[[Image:aldi bag.png|thumb|Who knows what's inside?]]	+	Young Hitler
-	[[Image:file footage.png|thumb|Great for alley sleeping!]]	+	Hitler's teacher and schoolmates had no idea that sitting among them was someone whose life would turn Europe upside down and cause the deaths of countless millions. The young Hitler himself had no idea of the future that awaited him.
-	'''The Aldi Bag''' is an old plastic grocery bag that [[Senor Cardgage]] is almost never seen without. It might contain cold [[pizza]], rotten vegetables, the shattered pieces of Senor Cardgage's former life, or maybe just melty [[Zagnut Bars|candy bars]] (to be eaten really loudly while standing ''way'' too close to you in line). Senor Cardgage has also been seen using it as a pillow when sleeping in the [[alleyway]]. In the "[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]", [[Strong Bad]] steals it and hides it [[behind the fence]] of [[Strong Badia]].	+
-	[[Wikipedia:Aldi|Aldi]] is a discount supermarket chain that originated in Germany, and is now found in multiple countries around the world. The first Aldi store in the United States was opened in 1976.	+	It is difficult to relate it to all the horrors - wars, massacres and concentration camps - with which, quite rightly, we will always associate the name of Hitler. Even long after these events it is still very difficult to unravel the chain of circumstances that connects an ordinary childhood in a quiet Austrian town with an evil and ruthless dictatorship that ruled Europe from the Atlantic to the Urals.
-	== Appearances ==	+	Hitler was born in Austria in 1889. His family was German speakers, father working as a customs official on the Austro-German border. He was not very successful at school. At the age of 18 he moved to Vienna where he twice failed the entrance exams for the Academy of Fine Arts.
-	*'''Debut:''' Email [[kind of cool]]	+
-	*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]	+
-	*[[Senorial Day]]	+
-	*Email [[candy product]]	+
-	== See also ==	+	He stayed on in the Austrian capital, however, and it was here that he picked up many of the political ideas that we have come to associate with Nazism: a dislike of democracy, a belief that all Germans should come together in one strong German state, a hatred of the Jews. In 1913 he moved to Munich in Germany and the following year volunteered for service in the German army in the First World War. He was wounded in active service and later awarded the military decoration, the Iron Cross.
-	*[[Zagnut Bars]]	+
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Revision as of 15:30, 31 August 2008

Young Hitler Hitler's teacher and schoolmates had no idea that sitting among them was someone whose life would turn Europe upside down and cause the deaths of countless millions. The young Hitler himself had no idea of the future that awaited him.

It is difficult to relate it to all the horrors - wars, massacres and concentration camps - with which, quite rightly, we will always associate the name of Hitler. Even long after these events it is still very difficult to unravel the chain of circumstances that connects an ordinary childhood in a quiet Austrian town with an evil and ruthless dictatorship that ruled Europe from the Atlantic to the Urals.

Hitler was born in Austria in 1889. His family was German speakers, father working as a customs official on the Austro-German border. He was not very successful at school. At the age of 18 he moved to Vienna where he twice failed the entrance exams for the Academy of Fine Arts.

He stayed on in the Austrian capital, however, and it was here that he picked up many of the political ideas that we have come to associate with Nazism: a dislike of democracy, a belief that all Germans should come together in one strong German state, a hatred of the Jews. In 1913 he moved to Munich in Germany and the following year volunteered for service in the German army in the First World War. He was wounded in active service and later awarded the military decoration, the Iron Cross.