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- | + | Nothing much to write home about. I've known and loved HomestarRunner.com since 2003. The first HS cartoon I ever saw was [[Fluffy Puff Commercial|Fluffy Puff Commercial]], and after that I was hooked. My favorite character is Homestar. That's about it. | |
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+ | *'''Stinkoman''': WHAAAT is this? Some sort of a challenge buried in the ''GROOOUUND''?? | ||
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+ | *'''Little Girl''': That sounds like funny!<br>'''Puppet Homestar''': That ''sounds'' like funny, but it's not. | ||
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+ | *'''Homestar''': Um... I don't know what any of that means. But I will make use of your complimentary spit-bucket. Ach-tpoo! | ||
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+ | *'''Homestar''': Hey, crapface. Why don't you blow it out your ear? | ||
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+ | *'''Homestar''': Yeah. You stay over there. | ||
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+ | *'''Strong Bad''': Um, no, from what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.<br>'''Homestar''': [shocked] Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!<br>'''Strong Bad''': Okay, calm down. I didn't mean to...<br>'''Homestar''': [convulsing on Strong Bad] Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody, everybody! Longest pants! Long, long, long, long, long, long pants!<br>'''Strong Bad''': Ah, that's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man.<br>'''Homestar''': [clearly upset] But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants!<br>[He leans in toward Strong Bad]<br>'''Homestar''': Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants!<br>[after a beat, Homestar zips away, leaving his pants behind] | ||
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+ | *'''Homestar''': [crying] Looooong paaaants!<br>'''Marzipan''': Awww, there, there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everyone thinks I'm a broom.<br>'''Homestar''': [surprised and upset] You're not a broom? | ||
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+ | *'''Homestar''': I say there, monstrosity, do you know the times? | ||
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+ | *'''Strong Bad''': Oh The Cheat. Where did we go wrong? It seems only yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underdrawers.<br>'''Strong Sad''': [off screen] That was yesterday! | ||
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+ | *'''Strong Bad''': I say there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?<br>'''Homestar''': Oh, yes, I got Strong Bad to say something stupid! | ||
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+ | *'''Homestar''': Oh... I look like... the elephant man.<br>'''Mike''': Homestar, you look the way you always do.<br>'''Homestar''': ...What are you saying, Mike? | ||
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+ | *[Invisible Strong Bad approaches with a stack of swiss cake rolls]<br>'''Homestar''': Oh hey, guys.<br>[Invisible Strong Bad punches him in the gut]<br>'''Homestar''': Owww. Those things are bad for you. | ||
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+ | *'''Homestar''': Lies! All lies! Clearly I'm the only one who remembers how it all went down. It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place. One of them got stuck to the ceiling.<br>'''Strong Bad''': Homestar, shut up! This is about that patch on the couch. It's clearly already on there in your flashback!<br>'''Homestar''': Oh, oh, ohhhhh. I thought this week's e-mail was entitled "Teddy Graham Memories." | ||
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+ | *'''Coach Z''': I meant to tell you the sock on the head was a nice touch. <br>'''Homestar''': [incredulous] I have a sock on my head? GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF. | ||
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+ | *'''Strong Sad''': Strong Bad's right. I'm a waste of space.<br>'''Strong Bad''': [in background] I said you were a waste of FAT space! | ||
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+ | *'''Homestar''': Strong Bad, I don't think you're going to be able to answer your word problem this week. So I'll take one for the team. Two trains enter a tunnel going four miles per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie? | ||
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+ | *[At the Teen Girl Squad's school]<br>'''Intercom''': And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office. | ||
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+ | *[even though Strong Bad hates to hug trees, Homestar has somehow gotten him to hug one]<br>'''Homestar''': Keep on huggin' it.<br>'''Strong Bad''': How did you get me to do this in the first place?<br>'''Homestar''': Hug it! Hug it!<br>'''Strong Bad''': And why do I continue to do it?<br>'''Homestar''': Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down.<br>'''Strong Bad''': I don't even like this tree that much. | ||
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+ | *'''Strong Bad''': [having failed to do some push-ups] Maybe I need to start working out.<br>'''Homestar''': [dressed as an aerobics instructor] Boy, I'll say you do.<br>[he does aerobics]<br>'''Homestar''': One, two, and flex your pecs! Give it eight more! And five! Twees it out! C'mon, y'all! Just twees it out!<br>'''Strong Bad''': Twees it out?<br>'''Homestar''': [showing off his rear] Your buttweesimo! We're gonna mold that twees into the Iron Sheik!<br>[He glances toward Strong Bad's "twees" and resumes his aerobics]<br>'''Homestar''': Just six more now! Eight and four! Shake it freely, twees it out!<br>'''Strong Bad''': Yeah, cool. I'm gonna go ahead and ask that you never say "twees it out" ever again. | ||
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+ | *'''Stinkoman''': Man, oh, man-o! Who would've thought that giving thanks was such a formidable challenge? [Triumphant pose] Hey wait, that's it!<br>[Charges up, and suddenly gets incredibly muscular. Small rocks float up off the ground, and the level 1 music plays dimly in the background.]<br>'''Stinkoman''': Whoooaaa, making small rocks float up off the GRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUND!<br>[As Stinkoman returns to normal, the level 2 cutscene music plays, again dimly in the background, and a pilgrim's hat appears on his head with a ''ding''!]<br>'''Stinkoman''': I'm thankful that my hat is wearing a belt! | ||
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+ | *[Strong Bad runs up to Strong Sad and starts yelling rhyming gibberish at him while doing a strange dance.]<br>'''Strong Bad''': Jor Jee Jibbera Jaw! Huppidda Roopja Oop Jup Jaw! Ooka Oog—<br>[Strong Sad begins talking over him.]<br>'''Strong Sad''': Quit that!<br>'''Strong Bad''': Ooka Reetoo Taw!<br>'''Strong Sad''': You're freakin' me out.<br>'''Strong Bad''': [pauses shortly, then continues] Eeckoo Ickoo Ickoo Slaw! Hooka Hoo Ha!<br>'''Strong Sad''': Did you take some of my pills again? | ||
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+ | *[Cut to the basement with Strong Bad and Bubs and a cardboard box with Strong Sad drawn on it sitting on the couch.]<br>'''Strong Bad''': Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?<br>'''Bubs''': Kick him in the teeth!<br>'''Strong Bad''': That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?<br>'''Bubs''': Kick him in the grill!<br>'''Strong Bad''': Yeah, yeah! Keep going!<br>'''Bubs''': [turns to face Strong Bad] Kick you in the grill!<br>[Bubs starts to approach Strong Bad, waving his arms and yelling menacingly]<br>'''Strong Bad''': [nervously] No, no, Bubs, calm down, this is only a drill! | ||
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+ | *'''Homestar Runner''': [Talking to the animatronic, as Strong Bad walks past in the background] Look, Strong Bad, I haven't been playing this game of hide n' seek for six weeks just to have you poor-sportsmanship all over the place now! Why, I've got half a mind. |
Current revision as of 05:44, 7 March 2009
Nothing much to write home about. I've known and loved HomestarRunner.com since 2003. The first HS cartoon I ever saw was Fluffy Puff Commercial, and after that I was hooked. My favorite character is Homestar. That's about it.
Favorite quotes include:
- Stinkoman: WHAAAT is this? Some sort of a challenge buried in the GROOOUUND??
- Little Girl: That sounds like funny!
Puppet Homestar: That sounds like funny, but it's not.
- Homestar: Um... I don't know what any of that means. But I will make use of your complimentary spit-bucket. Ach-tpoo!
- Homestar: Hey, crapface. Why don't you blow it out your ear?
- Homestar: Yeah. You stay over there.
- Strong Bad: Um, no, from what I can tell, you wear no pants and have blue soles glued to the bottoms of your feet.
Homestar: [shocked] Well, that's simply not true. I have long pants, I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man, long pants, long pants!
Strong Bad: Okay, calm down. I didn't mean to...
Homestar: [convulsing on Strong Bad] Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! Everybody, everybody! Longest pants! Long, long, long, long, long, long pants!
Strong Bad: Ah, that's it! We need to get you some serious clown care, man.
Homestar: [clearly upset] But I was told long pants! Long pants! They said long pants! Always long pants!
[He leans in toward Strong Bad]
Homestar: Long, my pants! Gleaming pants! Glorious pants!
[after a beat, Homestar zips away, leaving his pants behind]
- Homestar: [crying] Looooong paaaants!
Marzipan: Awww, there, there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everyone thinks I'm a broom.
Homestar: [surprised and upset] You're not a broom?
- Homestar: I say there, monstrosity, do you know the times?
- Strong Bad: Oh The Cheat. Where did we go wrong? It seems only yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underdrawers.
Strong Sad: [off screen] That was yesterday!
- Strong Bad: I say there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?
Homestar: Oh, yes, I got Strong Bad to say something stupid!
- Homestar: Oh... I look like... the elephant man.
Mike: Homestar, you look the way you always do.
Homestar: ...What are you saying, Mike?
- [Invisible Strong Bad approaches with a stack of swiss cake rolls]
Homestar: Oh hey, guys.
[Invisible Strong Bad punches him in the gut]
Homestar: Owww. Those things are bad for you.
- Homestar: Lies! All lies! Clearly I'm the only one who remembers how it all went down. It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place. One of them got stuck to the ceiling.
Strong Bad: Homestar, shut up! This is about that patch on the couch. It's clearly already on there in your flashback!
Homestar: Oh, oh, ohhhhh. I thought this week's e-mail was entitled "Teddy Graham Memories."
- Coach Z: I meant to tell you the sock on the head was a nice touch.
Homestar: [incredulous] I have a sock on my head? GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF GETITOFF.
- Strong Sad: Strong Bad's right. I'm a waste of space.
Strong Bad: [in background] I said you were a waste of FAT space!
- Homestar: Strong Bad, I don't think you're going to be able to answer your word problem this week. So I'll take one for the team. Two trains enter a tunnel going four miles per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?
- [At the Teen Girl Squad's school]
Intercom: And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza. Don't forget the battle of the bands this Friday. Tompkins, point your rear end in the direction of the principal's office.
- [even though Strong Bad hates to hug trees, Homestar has somehow gotten him to hug one]
Homestar: Keep on huggin' it.
Strong Bad: How did you get me to do this in the first place?
Homestar: Hug it! Hug it!
Strong Bad: And why do I continue to do it?
Homestar: Keep on huggin' it. Hug it down.
Strong Bad: I don't even like this tree that much.
- Strong Bad: [having failed to do some push-ups] Maybe I need to start working out.
Homestar: [dressed as an aerobics instructor] Boy, I'll say you do.
[he does aerobics]
Homestar: One, two, and flex your pecs! Give it eight more! And five! Twees it out! C'mon, y'all! Just twees it out!
Strong Bad: Twees it out?
Homestar: [showing off his rear] Your buttweesimo! We're gonna mold that twees into the Iron Sheik!
[He glances toward Strong Bad's "twees" and resumes his aerobics]
Homestar: Just six more now! Eight and four! Shake it freely, twees it out!
Strong Bad: Yeah, cool. I'm gonna go ahead and ask that you never say "twees it out" ever again.
- Stinkoman: Man, oh, man-o! Who would've thought that giving thanks was such a formidable challenge? [Triumphant pose] Hey wait, that's it!
[Charges up, and suddenly gets incredibly muscular. Small rocks float up off the ground, and the level 1 music plays dimly in the background.]
Stinkoman: Whoooaaa, making small rocks float up off the GRRROOOOOUUUUUUUUND!
[As Stinkoman returns to normal, the level 2 cutscene music plays, again dimly in the background, and a pilgrim's hat appears on his head with a ding!]
Stinkoman: I'm thankful that my hat is wearing a belt!
- [Strong Bad runs up to Strong Sad and starts yelling rhyming gibberish at him while doing a strange dance.]
Strong Bad: Jor Jee Jibbera Jaw! Huppidda Roopja Oop Jup Jaw! Ooka Oog—
[Strong Sad begins talking over him.]
Strong Sad: Quit that!
Strong Bad: Ooka Reetoo Taw!
Strong Sad: You're freakin' me out.
Strong Bad: [pauses shortly, then continues] Eeckoo Ickoo Ickoo Slaw! Hooka Hoo Ha!
Strong Sad: Did you take some of my pills again?
- [Cut to the basement with Strong Bad and Bubs and a cardboard box with Strong Sad drawn on it sitting on the couch.]
Strong Bad: Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?
Bubs: Kick him in the teeth!
Strong Bad: That's good, that's good, even though he might not have any teeth. What else?
Bubs: Kick him in the grill!
Strong Bad: Yeah, yeah! Keep going!
Bubs: [turns to face Strong Bad] Kick you in the grill!
[Bubs starts to approach Strong Bad, waving his arms and yelling menacingly]
Strong Bad: [nervously] No, no, Bubs, calm down, this is only a drill!
- Homestar Runner: [Talking to the animatronic, as Strong Bad walks past in the background] Look, Strong Bad, I haven't been playing this game of hide n' seek for six weeks just to have you poor-sportsmanship all over the place now! Why, I've got half a mind.