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*</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Always double-down with a [[Homestar Ruiner|king in the hole]]." <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 31 =</includeonly> "Always double-down with a [[Homestar Ruiner|king in the hole]]." <noinclude> | ||
*</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "You never call, you [[Homestar Ruiner|never write]]..." <noinclude> | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 32 =</includeonly> "You never call, you [[Homestar Ruiner|never write]]..." <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 33 =</includeonly> "I'm a [[Baddest of the Bands|pretty girl]]!" <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 34 =</includeonly> "Lick the wounds, gentlemen. Don't forget to [[Strong Badia the Free|lick the wounds]]." <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 35 =</includeonly> "In many cultures, [[Baddest of the Bands|large nostrils]] are a sign of virility." <noinclude> | ||
| + | *</noinclude><includeonly>| 36 =</includeonly> "If I wanted your opinion, I'd [[Baddest of the Bands|eat your brain]]!" <noinclude> | ||
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</noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude> | </noinclude><includeonly>}}</includeonly><noinclude> | ||
[[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude> | [[Category:Quote Templates|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude> | ||
Revision as of 06:34, 14 April 2009
This template adds one random Drive-Thru Whale quote to a page or caption.
To add a new quote to this page:
- Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
- Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
- Change the total number of quotes in the
#randfunction at the top.
*</noinclude><includeonly>| ## =</includeonly> <!--new quote here--> <noinclude>
- "Would you like to try a combo meal?"
- "Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day."
- "Steve, drive around to the seventh window."
- "Pour gravel on your stump please, ma'am."
- "Relinquish your pipes please, fellas!"
- "Register does not contain more than fifty doctors."
- "You're living a lie. Would you like cash back?"
- "It's brown."
- "Cave your brown."
- "Please enter your password."
- "Would you like monkeys with that?"
- "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will remain open."
- "Please smile for the Blubb-O satellite camera! Thank you!"
- "Welcome to Blubb-O's!"
- "When the End Times come, we will all dance the Conga of the Apocalypse."
- "I've got your nostrum right here."
- "Whoo-hooo!"
- "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to bite me."
- "For a new dynamic, please drive through!"
- "Special orders can be upsetting."
- "You can't get ahead until you get a head!"
- "Sever your head, please. It's the greatest day!"
- "A typical Fhqwhgad can go for weeks without showering."
- "We request happy green time!"
- "Lighten up, jumpy jumperson."
- "We've eliminated the competition, now it's your turn!"
- "'Nurer' spelled backwards is 'rerun.'"
- "Blubb-O's Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton flavored gelatin, made from 100% genuine powdered whale fat."
- "We can't come to the whale right now... we're reading our fan mail."
- "Will you be my candy-colored valentine?"
- "Always double-down with a king in the hole."
- "You never call, you never write..."
- "I'm a pretty girl!"
- "Lick the wounds, gentlemen. Don't forget to lick the wounds."
- "In many cultures, large nostrils are a sign of virility."
- "If I wanted your opinion, I'd eat your brain!"
