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-	<blockquote class="compy email" style="text-align:center>This is my page.  If you do not like Homsar, please go.  He is awesome, and if you dislike him, you will forever be viewed as evil by my kind.<br /></blockquote>	+	Hey guys.  I just want to tell you all that I'm leaving the wiki.  In the time that I've been here, I've enjoyed friendship, laughter, and many good times, and I want to thank everybody who made this place so great for me.  It's been fun, but I just don't have the time anymore.  I've got studies, friends, homework, private interests, and a novel to write.<br/>
		+	And did I mention that I'm in love?<br/>
		+	I know that some of you will probably be sad  that I'm leaving, but just remember the fun that we had and the laughs that we shared.
-	I love Homsar and Strong Bad. Seriously.  They are so cool it hurts.	+	I will be back, my friends.
-	[[Image:homsar_evolution_current.png|thumb|Sure beats breaking up with him.]]	+
-	== Favorite Toons ==	+	Until then, I leave you with a message of goodwill, and my real name.
-	Loves the Strong Bad Emails [[virus]], [[funny]], [[dragon]], [[japanese cartoon]], and [[origins]].	+	Goodbye, Homestar Runner Wiki.  I wish all of you the best.
-	== Favorite Games ==	+	--Jack (a.k.a. {{User:Homsarroks/sig}})
-	[[Peasant's Quest]], [[Thy Dungeonman II]] (from [[Videlectrix]].com), and [[Stinkoman 20X6]].	+
-	== Favorite H*R quotes ==	+	Adieu.
-	So you see Claire, if it wasn't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death, the on point kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. &mdash; [[Strong Bad]], origins.	+	1/17/07
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-	Aaaaahh! Red button lightning! &mdash; [[Stinkoman]], [[Stinkoman 20x6]], Level 7.1	+
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-	Corn is no place for a mighty warrior. &mdash; [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Mighty Warrior|A Mighty Warrior]], Teen Girl Squad Issue Ten	+
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-	Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly. &mdash; Strumstar Hammer	+
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-	Possums! &mdash; Strong Bad, Teen Girl Squad Issue Three	+
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-	STRONG BAD: Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi—wait...why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!	+
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-	BUBS: It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it! &mdash; [[virus]]	+
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-	STRONG BAD: That's a worthy cause if ever there was one! How about this essence of putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep?	+
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-	STRONG MAD: MY SECRET SHAME! &mdash; [[Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig]]	+
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-	When I find whoever Red-Buttoned me, I'm gonna go and challenge the crap out of them! &mdash; Stinkoman, Stinkoman 20x6, Level 7.1	+
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-	Almost anything that Homsar ever said.	+
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-	[[Image:Stinkogame3-End.png|Stinkogame3-End.png]]	+
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-	== Other Quotes ==	+
-	NOTE: Contains language that may be deemed offensive by some users.  If you have a problem with any of the quotes below, let me know and I'll either clean them up or take them off the page.  Please don't take it upon yourself to delete them!  Thank you.	+
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-	“You, get me the Wall Street Journal.  You two, fight to the death!”-Stewie Griffin in Family Guy	+
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-	“Cut my milk!”-Stewie Griffin in Family Guy	+
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-	"It’s because you’re all bastard people.  That’s it.  You’re all just bastard people and I’m gonna go home and I’m gonna bite my pillow is what I’m gonna do.”-Christopher Guest in Waiting for Guffman	+
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-	“Go play outside while I lie here quietly and bleed to death.”-Jon Arbuckle in Garfield by Jim Davis	+
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-	“All mammals have hair.  Whales are mammals.  Therefore, whales have hair.  Shave the whales.”-Dogbert in Dilbert by Scott Adams	+
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-	“Ah, Oscar night, where all the big people gather to thank all the little people that they’ve stepped on all year.”-Johnny Carson	+
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-	“My precious”.-Andy Serkis in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers	+
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-	“It’s just like living in Bhutan.  The rent is good, but it’s hell to get a decent cup of coffee.”-John Odgren	+
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-	“Do not attempt to move or we will be shooting ourselves.”-Robin Williams in Aladdin: The King Of Thieves	+
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-	“Inconceivable!”-Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride	+
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-	“If they’re all dead there’s only one thing you can do.  Go through their pockets and look for loose change.”-Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride	+
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-	“Oh, god.  I left the world I knew to watch a kid try to put booties on a screwed-up weasel.  Shoot me, Roland, before I breed.”-Eddie Dean in The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass by Stephen King	+
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-	“Have you looked inside?”	+
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-	“Come on, man!  I'd have to be a low life to go rooting around in other peoples stuff like that.”	+
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-	“Is it locked?”	+
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-	“Yeah, real good”.-Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in Dumb & Dumber	+
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-	"Well, I don't care if Halo is God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine or a giant Hula hoop—we ain't gonna let 'em have it!  What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in!" -Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo: Combat Evolved	+
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-	"You better get it together, Marine, or the Chief'll reach down and pull you inside out by your cornhole.  And that'll be a sweet, sweet mercy compared to what I'm gonna do to you!”-Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo: First Strike	+
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-	"Oh, I'm sorry.  Were you trying to kill something?"-Cortana, Halo: Combat Evolved	+
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-	"I need a nurse!  No...no! A FEMALE nurse."-Marine Soldier, Halo 2	+
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-	"Marine, did I give you permission to bitch?"-Sergeant Banks, Halo 2	+
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-	"Hey, remember me?  I blew up your little hula hoop thing."-Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo 2	+
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-	"Hey!  No hurt!  Me like Elites.  Brutes stinky bad bad.  Me stay here and make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter...heh heh."-Grunt, Halo 2	+
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-	“You know what I'm going to do about this?”	+
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-	“What?”	+
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-	“Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain eight hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!”-Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar	+
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-	"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards, we regret comin' to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"-Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo 2	+
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-	== Homsar Self Descriptions ==	+
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-	A song from the sixties &mdash; [[interview]]	+
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-	The pride of the peaches &mdash; [[interview]]	+
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-	A trendy tote bag &mdash; [[for kids]]	+
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-	The ghost of Christmas past &mdash; [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]]	+
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-	The human wedgie &mdash; [[origins]]	+
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-	The original ladies' man &mdash; [[The House that Gave Sucky Treats]]	+
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-	The captain of the gravy train &mdash; Homsar Character Video	+
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-	A friendly reminder &mdash; Homsar Character Video	+
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-	Just a silly little bumblebee &mdash; [[record book]] ({{User:The Chort/sig}})	+
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-	Parson Brown &mdash; [[Strong Sad's Lament]] ({{User:The Chort/sig}})	+
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-	If you have any other Homsar self descriptions, please put them down with your screen name.  I'll get back to you.  Thanks.	+
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-	== Preculiar Tastes ==	+
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-	My favorite bands include Green Day, Linkin Park, Yellow Card, Emineim, Modest Mussorgsky, Coldplay, My Chemical Romance, Van Halen, and Queen.  Now tell me that that's not a mixed bag.	+
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-	Some of my favorite movies are listed below by genre.	+
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-	Comedy:	+
-	Rat Race,	+
-	Monty Python and the Holy Grail,	+
-	Spaceballs	+
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-	Action:	+
-	Terminator 2,	+
-	Broken Arrow,	+
-	The Matrix,	+
-	Indiana Jones	+
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-	Horror:	+
-	A Nightmare on Elm Street,	+
-	Sleepy Hollow,	+
-	Halloween	+
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-	Drama:	+
-	The Cider House Rules,	+
-	Forrest Gump,	+
-	Pleasantville	+
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-	Science Fiction:	+
-	Star Wars (The whole series),	+
-	Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within,	+
-	The Fifth Element	+
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-	Fantasy:	+
-	The Lord of the Rings Trilogy	+
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-	Favorite Video Games:	+
-	The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time,	+
-	Medieval: Total War,	+
-	Age of Empires II,	+
-	Halo,	+
-	Halo 2,	+
-	007: Everything or Nothing,	+
-	Grand Theft Auto: Vice City,	+
-	Sim City 4,	+
-	Call of Duty: Finest Hour,	+
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-	More to Come!	+
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-	Note: If anyone has any questions, comments, or corrections for or about anything, please let me know by putting it in under my talk.  I'll get back to you!  Also, if you find anything offensive or have any problems with the content on this page, let me know and I'll remove it.	+
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-	Thanks- Homsarroks	+

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Current revision as of 00:57, 13 April 2010

Hey guys. I just want to tell you all that I'm leaving the wiki. In the time that I've been here, I've enjoyed friendship, laughter, and many good times, and I want to thank everybody who made this place so great for me. It's been fun, but I just don't have the time anymore. I've got studies, friends, homework, private interests, and a novel to write.
And did I mention that I'm in love?
I know that some of you will probably be sad that I'm leaving, but just remember the fun that we had and the laughs that we shared.

I will be back, my friends.

Until then, I leave you with a message of goodwill, and my real name.

Goodbye, Homestar Runner Wiki. I wish all of you the best.

--Jack (a.k.a. ΨHomsarΨroksΨ)

Adieu.

1/17/07