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== overview ==
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<div style= "border: black; background: white"><center><tt>Life...is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because nobody ever wants it back. It's filled with teeth-shattering nuts and  tasteless purple jellies inside bland chocolate. Sure, sometimes there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee, but the taste is fleeting, and you've only got the others. and if you're desperate enough to eat those, well, all you've got is a box filled with empty wrappers.
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guys, i hope you all know i rock. cause you really need to.
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anyway, my name is willis periwinkle, or will brown, i don't really care. i've seen every cartoon on homestar runner, and i can safely say i've seen most more than twice. i found out hrwiki.org a while ago when i typed in homsar.com to see what happened. the result was a boring website, but one that led me to hrwiki.org. i thought the idea was a clever one and soon i went on the website regularly. now i always check hrwiki.org before going to homestarrunner.com. i didn't actually know what easter eggs were before going here. you can't imagine the amount of toons i had to see all over again. ah well. t'was fun to see them again anyway.
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== how i discovered homestar runner ==
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well, i actually learned about it in 2003, when my friend marcus wore a trogdor hoodie to school. he loved the website but i thought it sounded wierd and refused to check it out. when i moved to my new school, my friend aidan started talking about it, and i knew i must check it out now. when i did, it became the most frequently visited website on my computer. score.
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== my favorites ==
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i don't have any favorites. the toons are like my children, i love them all!
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== so, who the heck is this guy?! ==
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well, i rock. that's all you really need to know. i told you that before, and i'm not happy to tell you again. that just really annoys me.
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== why the heck does this annoying jerk stay on such a cool website? ==
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because he has no friends. kidding.
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== why the heck does this guy use so many headlines? ==
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== because he feels like it. so there. ==
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== things i'm proud of ==
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well, i am not at all proud of this, but i ended up becoming a temporary troll. i was rewording something on the king of town new version, and when i came back, it had been deleted. i made it again. when i came back (just in case) it was deleted again. i got really mad and edited it so it said to stop editing, whoever ahole it was. i was subsequently blocked by firebird. ah well. firebird, wherever you are, i apoligize. i don't have an anger problem, i have a stupidity and arrogance problem.
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i also managed to revert the first pages that NSMC corrupted. no i didn't. i just wish i did.
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a edit primarily on STUFF pages, and i like to think that i write valuable insights, though i doubt it.
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== anything else you want to know about? ==
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email me at willdude630@yahoo.com. and my im is willisperiwinkle at aim.
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== thanks to... ==
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thunderbird, abdiviklas, joeyday, bubsty, and all other sysops. (note: all of these people are just people i consider cool. though especially thunderbird.)
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== anyone wanna sign my guestbook? ==
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i another reference to my amazing admiration for the geeks behind this website, i made a guestbook too. please? thanks, heimstern!
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#{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 04:27, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
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#{{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 04:31, 31 December 2005 (UTC) I am ''never'' passing up a guestbook. Ever. Plever. Jever! Jivery! JIBEVERY! JIBNEY!!! ''{faints}''
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#{{User:Kilroy/sig}} 04:41, 31 December 2005 (UTC)
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yeah, i hope my guestbook will be this long.
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== my aspirations for the future of wikidom ==
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i hope to be nominated as a sysop next year. i know this will never happen, but i still wish it would. then i could hang out with cool people like joeyday and thunderbird. oh, and grapenuts. that cereal is a-prettypretty good! yeah, i could totally replace him as a sysop. i mean, a robot?! oh, wait. i couldn't. if that thing had a brain, it'd have twice the iq of me. ah well.
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i also hope to fight the next nsmc kinda vandal, if ever there was one. this time, i'm actually know how to revert edits, and i might actually help when the next big vandal comes!
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Current revision as of 02:17, 15 March 2012

Life...is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because nobody ever wants it back. It's filled with teeth-shattering nuts and tasteless purple jellies inside bland chocolate. Sure, sometimes there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee, but the taste is fleeting, and you've only got the others. and if you're desperate enough to eat those, well, all you've got is a box filled with empty wrappers.

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