The Homestar Runner

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The Homestar Runner (a.k.a. "Kick the Can Homestar") is the [[1936]] equivalent of [[Homestar Runner]]. He is squatter and more cylindrical and wears a propeller beanie instead of Homestar's cap. He wears dress shoes and can sometimes be seen kicking around a can of water soup. He's been kicking it around ever since his dog was "worshed away" in the storm of '28. He is not a very good listener, and often responds to those who wish to converse with him with a flat "What?" One time he defeated [[Stinkoman]] in combat by shooting a spitball into Stinkoman's eye when the latter was jumping into the air. His torso appeared on modern-day Homestar in [[virus]] and [[Main Page 22]], thanks to [[The Virus]].
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The Homestar Runner (a.k.a. "Kick the Can Homestar") is the [[1936]] equivalent of [[Homestar Runner]]. He is squatter, more lugubrious of face, and more cylindrical than the modern-day version, and wears a propeller beanie instead of Homestar's cap. He wears dress shoes and can sometimes be seen kicking around a can of water soup. He's been kicking it around ever since his dog was "worshed away" in the storm of '28. He is not a very good listener, and often responds to those who wish to converse with him with a flat "What?" One time he defeated [[Stinkoman]] in combat by shooting a spitball into Stinkoman's eye when the latter was jumping into the air. His torso appeared on modern-day Homestar in [[virus]] and [[Main Page 22]], thanks to [[The Virus]].
He is [[Mike Chapman]]'s favorite character in the entire Homestar Runner universe. Mike thinks he's a lot smarter and more aware of what's going on than modern-day Homestar.
He is [[Mike Chapman]]'s favorite character in the entire Homestar Runner universe. Mike thinks he's a lot smarter and more aware of what's going on than modern-day Homestar.

Revision as of 00:12, 22 April 2005

The Homestar Runner (a.k.a. "Kick the Can Homestar") is the 1936 equivalent of Homestar Runner. He is squatter, more lugubrious of face, and more cylindrical than the modern-day version, and wears a propeller beanie instead of Homestar's cap. He wears dress shoes and can sometimes be seen kicking around a can of water soup. He's been kicking it around ever since his dog was "worshed away" in the storm of '28. He is not a very good listener, and often responds to those who wish to converse with him with a flat "What?" One time he defeated Stinkoman in combat by shooting a spitball into Stinkoman's eye when the latter was jumping into the air. His torso appeared on modern-day Homestar in virus and Main Page 22, thanks to The Virus.

He is Mike Chapman's favorite character in the entire Homestar Runner universe. Mike thinks he's a lot smarter and more aware of what's going on than modern-day Homestar.