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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader'' {cheer!}'' So and So ''{fashion sense!}'' What's Her Face ''{unpopular!}'' The Ugly One ''{hygiene?}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader'' {screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her}'' So and So ''{fashion sense!}'' What's Her Face ''{unpopular!}'' The Ugly One ''{hygiene?}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!!!
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''{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!
'''SO AND SO:''' Word.
'''SO AND SO:''' Word.
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Word.
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Word.
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''{A helicopter attacks the birds}''
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''{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!
'''SO AND SO:''' A'ight.
'''SO AND SO:''' A'ight.
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' A'ight.
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' A'ight.
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''{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser: VOIP!!!}''
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''{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Kristen, you look burnt - or DEAD.
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' VOIP!
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I miss Kristin-a.
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''{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}''
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''{Numerous arrows come flying through the air behind The Ugly One.}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I have a crush on ''EVERY BOY!''
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''{The girls walk right some more.}''
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''{The Ugly One is pierced by arrows}''
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I miss Kristin...a.
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'''THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH:''' ARROWED!
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''{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}''
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I have a crush on ''EVERY BOY!!''
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''{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ARROWED!!!
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' OW! My skin!
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' OW! My skin!
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''{What's Her Face is kicked by a dinosaur}''
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''{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PUNT!
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Dag, yo.
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Dag, yo.
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''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face}''
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''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' I look so good!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' I look so good!!<noinclude>
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Current revision as of 06:54, 30 August 2016

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}

{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}

CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!

SO AND SO: Word.

THE UGLY ONE: Word.

WHAT'S HER FACE: Word.

{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}

CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!

SO AND SO: A'ight.

THE UGLY ONE: A'ight.

WHAT'S HER FACE: A'ight.

{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: VOIP!

{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}

CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.

{The girls walk right some more.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I miss Kristin...a.

{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}

THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!!

{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ARROWED!!!

THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!

{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: PUNT!

WHAT'S HER FACE: Dag, yo.

{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}

CHEERLEADER: I look so good!!

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