Subtitles:fanstumes17/en

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  <line start="21" end="30" speaker="sfx">zip</line>
  <line start="31" end="38" speaker="sfx">snap</line>
  <line start="39" end="48" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="53" end="61" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system <span style="visibility:hidden">is bald! The system is bald! The system is bald!</span></line>
  <line start="62" end="75" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! <span style="visibility:hidden">The system is bald! The system is bald!</span></line>
  <line start="76" end="85" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! The system <span style="visibility:hidden">is bald! The system is bald!</span></line>
  <line start="86" end="97" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! The system is bald! <span style="visibility:hidden">The system is bald!</span></line>
  <line start="98" end="107" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! The system is bald! The system <span style="visibility:hidden">is bald!</span></line>
  <line start="108" end="121" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald! The system is bald! The system is bald!</line>
  <line start="122" end="126" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Bald <span style="visibility:hidden">bald bald bald</span></line>
  <line start="127" end="132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Bald bald <span style="visibility:hidden">bald bald</span></line>
  <line start="133" end="137" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Bald bald bald<span style="visibility:hidden"> bald</span></line>
  <line start="138" end="142" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Bald bald bald bald</line>
  <line start="143" end="153" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE <span style="visibility:hidden">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!</span></line>
  <line start="154" end="163" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE <span style="visibility:hidden">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!</span></line>
  <line start="164" end="173" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE <span style="visibility:hidden">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!</span></line>
  <line start="174" end="184" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE!</line>
  <line start="185" end="191" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Doom <span style="visibility:hidden">doom doom doom</span></line>
  <line start="192" end="196" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Doom doom <span style="visibility:hidden">doom doom</span></line>
  <line start="197" end="202" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Doom doom doom <span style="visibility:hidden">doom</span></line>
  <line start="202" end="205" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Doom doom doom doom</line>
  <line start="206" end="214" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system <span style="visibility:hidden">is bald!</span></line>
  <line start="215" end="229" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">The system is bald!</line>
  <line start="230" end="258" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Dah dah doh-la dah dah</line>
  <line start="259" end="273"><strongbad voiceover="yes">Now go have <span style="visibility:hidden">a Cold One with Ned Flanders!</span></strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
  <line start="274" end="346"><strongbad voiceover="yes">Now go have a Cold One with Ned Flanders!</strongbad><sfx>piano ditty plays</sfx></line>
  <line start="347" end="357" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="358" end="384" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Impressive Homestar costume!</line>
  <line start="385" end="416" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">I see you made him with his rectangle mouth,</line>
  <line start="417" end="431" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">which I like to call <span style="visibility:hidden">"Cartridge Mouth Homestar"!</span></line>
  <line start="432" end="451" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">which I like to call "Cartridge Mouth Homestar"!</line>
  <line start="453" end="528" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">I'm always just tempted to shove a VHS tape or a dusty ol' musty Game Pak right in there.</line>
  <line start="541" end="572" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yeah also">I found that SHMUPs taste best.</line>
  <line start="573" end="596" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yeah still">You know, like Xelio...<span style="visibility:hidden">gravius... IV.</span></line>
  <line start="597" end="611" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yeah still">You know, like Xelio...gravius... <span style="visibility:hidden">IV.</span></line>
  <line start="612" end="624" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yeah still">You know, like Xelio...gravius... IV.</line>
  <line start="629" end="642" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yeah still">That's a good game.</line>
  <line start="644" end="659" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="660" end="675" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Hey, there's actually some pretty good-looking Coach Z costumes this year!</line>
  <line start="676" end="688" voiceover="yeah"><strongbad>Hey, there's actually some pretty good-looking Coach Z costumes this year!</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
  <line start="689" end="703" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Hey, there's actually some pretty good-looking Coach Z costumes this year!</line>
  <line start="704" end="715" voiceover="yeah"><strongbad>You guys have really—</strongbad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
  <line start="716" end="725" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Oh, the pain!</line>
  <line start="726" end="729" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="730" end="745" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Ohhh, the mercy!</line>
  <line start="746" end="776" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">All right, you guys, I'm callin' it!</line>
  <line start="777" end="828" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">I don't wanna see anybody wearin' these skin-tight green jobs next year!</line>
  <line start="829" end="860" speaker="coachz" voiceover="inapropro">Okay, you asked for it!</line>
  <line start="861" end="875" voiceover="inapropro"><coachz sfx="ew">humming</coachz><sfx>rustling</sfx></line>
  <line start="876" end="885" voiceover="inapropro"><coachz sfx="ew">humming</coachz><sfx>rustling</sfx><sfx>squishing</sfx></line>
  <line start="886" end="908" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Ah! I was talkin' about the fans!</line>
  <line start="912" end="965" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">And what did I tell you about humming those saucy "getting undressed" songs?</line>
  <line start="967" end="982" speaker="homestar" voiceover="totally">Ina-pro-pro!</line>
  <line start="983" end="994" voiceover="totally"><homestar>Ina-pro-pro!</homestar><sfx>buzzer</sfx></line>
  <line start="995" end="1006" speaker="sfx">click</line>
  <line start="1012" end="1024" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
  <line start="1027" end="1044" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Oh my dear yes!</line>
  <line start="1048" end="1086" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Gonna have to get... analogous on this one.</line>
  <line start="1088" end="1148" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">This guy's costume is to Cardgage as Cardgage is to Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="1150" end="1184" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">He's like a Cardgage among Cardgages.</line>
  <line start="1187" end="1210" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">He's like Cardgage squared!</line>
  <line start="1213" end="1226" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Aw, and look.</line>
  <line start="1227" end="1266" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="yeah">Somebody finally took him to <i>Chick-fil-A.</i></line>
  <line start="1268" end="1279" speaker="sfx">click</line>

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