Subtitles:sbsings/en

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  <line start="19" end="70" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">For years, he's thrilled and captivated himself with his music.</line>
  <line start="71" end="105" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And now, it's your turn.</line>
  <line start="113" end="190" speaker="strongbad">Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am.</line>
  <line start="191" end="235" speaker="strongbad">I mean, how awesome I AAAAAAAAM.</line>
  <line start="236" end="258" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Bad Sings!</line>
  <line start="268" end="312" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Featuring hundreds of your favorite Strong Bad hits!</line>
  <line start="313" end="381" speaker="strongbad">Let's make believe that we're in love, so I can break up with you.</line>
  <line start="382" end="483" speaker="strongbad">You've got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.</line>
  <line start="484" end="523" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Now available for the first time anywhere outside his basement-</line>
  <line start="524" end="608" speaker="strongbad">Somebody told me that you were so stupid, but I didn't believe them, but now I believe them.</line>
  <line start="612" end="687" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Available on three records, seven CDs, twelve cassettes or thirty 8-track tapes.</line>
  <line start="688" end="745" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">You might expect to pay almost a hundred dollars for this rare collection.</line>
  <line start="746" end="809" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">It's all yours for only one easy installment of one ninety-three seventy-five!</line>
  <line start="814" end="882" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">Act now and receive "Strong Mad Forgets the Words to His Favorites" absolutely free!</line>
  <line start="886" end="900">
    <thecheat>playing "Happy Birthday to You"</thecheat>
    <strongmad>Ummmm...</strongmad>
  </line>
  <line start="900" end="926">
    <thecheat>playing "Happy Birthday to You"</thecheat>
  </line>
  <line start="926" end="940">
    <thecheat>playing "Happy Birthday to You"</thecheat>
    <strongmad>Uhhhhh...</strongmad>
  </line>
  <line start="940" end="981">
    <thecheat>playing "Happy Birthday to You"</thecheat>
  </line>
  <line start="981" end="998">
    <thecheat>playing "Happy Birthday to You"</thecheat>
    <strongmad>Ummmm...</strongmad>
  </line>
  <line start="998" end="1059" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">To order your copy of "Strong Bad Sings," call one-eight-hundred-four-two-eight-sixty-four-tooty-two...</line>
  <line start="1060" end="1116" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">...or send check, cash, or money order to four sixty-nine, The Place to Be.</line>
  <line start="1120" end="1163" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Uhhh... refunds not available in Maine or Arkansas.</line>
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