Poot-Slap (Thorax Corp)
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| - | <noinclude>{{uncensored|Poot-Slap}} | + | <noinclude>{{uncensored|Poot-Slap}}</noinclude> |
| - | This variant of '''[[Poot-Slap]] from [[Thorax Corp]]''' is an [[Swears|uncensored]] version of the original, hidden within the sound library of the site. | + | This variant of '''[[Poot-Slap]] from [[Thorax Corp]]''', as performed by 3-Dee is an [[Swears|uncensored]] version of the original, hidden within the sound library of the site. |
== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| - | Poot slap, | + | Poot slap,<br> |
| - | Poot slap, | + | Poot slap,<br> |
| - | + | Dansk! What's that staunch<br> | |
| - | + | Poot slap,<br> | |
| - | + | Poot slap,<br> | |
| - | + | Dansk! What's that staunch | |
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| - | Poot slap, | + | |
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| - | Poot slap, | + | |
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| - | + | Round one, here I come,<br> | |
| + | Put your hands in the air, gonna have some fun.<br> | ||
| + | We're 3-Dee and we're on the mic,<br> | ||
| + | Slap that booty, do what you like. | ||
| - | '' | + | Swing that booty in my direction,<br> |
| + | 'Cause my erection needs protection.<br> | ||
| + | It's time to bump that rump,<br> | ||
| + | Grab some butter and grease it up. | ||
| - | + | Poot slap,<br> | |
| - | + | Poot slap,<br> | |
| - | + | Dansk! What's that staunch (unh)<br> | |
| - | + | Poot slap,<br> | |
| + | Poot slap,<br> | ||
| + | Dansk! What's that staunch | ||
| - | ''{ | + | Round two, what's next?<br> |
| + | Yoo-hoo, time to have sex.<br> | ||
| + | Sundrop, drop that bass,<br> | ||
| + | Oooh, BOOM! in your face! | ||
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| + | Nehi, I'm a flavor savior<br> | ||
| + | Slappin' that booty, it's what I savor.<br> | ||
| + | All in favor kill that raunch,<br> | ||
| + | Dansk! What's that staunch.<br> | ||
| + | (Keep singin'!) | ||
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| + | Poot slap,<br> | ||
| + | Poot slap,<br> | ||
| + | Dansk! What's that staunch.<br> | ||
| + | Poot slap,<br> | ||
| + | Poot slap,<br> | ||
| + | Dansk! What's that staunch. | ||
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| + | Dansk...<br> | ||
| + | ''{a dog yelps, followed by laughter}'' | ||
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| + | Singin'<br> | ||
| + | Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay<br> | ||
| + | Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay | ||
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| + | Poot doggay, (poot doggay)<br> | ||
| + | Dong<br> | ||
| + | (Doggay doggay doggay)<br> | ||
| + | Poot<br> | ||
| + | Dong | ||
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| + | ''{panting}'' | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
| - | *[[Thorax:mp3s/Poot_Slap.mp3| | + | *[[Thorax:mp3s/Poot_Slap.mp3|listen to the song on ThoraxCorp]] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20111005103619/https://www.thoraxcorp.com/mp3s/Poot_Slap.mp3 archive link]) |
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| + | [[Category:Songs]] | ||
Current revision as of 20:26, 23 June 2023
| Warning: Language that may be considered offensive by some readers follows. To view a censored version of this page, see Poot-Slap. |
This variant of Poot-Slap from Thorax Corp, as performed by 3-Dee is an uncensored version of the original, hidden within the sound library of the site.
[edit] Lyrics
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch
Round one, here I come,
Put your hands in the air, gonna have some fun.
We're 3-Dee and we're on the mic,
Slap that booty, do what you like.
Swing that booty in my direction,
'Cause my erection needs protection.
It's time to bump that rump,
Grab some butter and grease it up.
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch (unh)
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch
Round two, what's next?
Yoo-hoo, time to have sex.
Sundrop, drop that bass,
Oooh, BOOM! in your face!
Nehi, I'm a flavor savior
Slappin' that booty, it's what I savor.
All in favor kill that raunch,
Dansk! What's that staunch.
(Keep singin'!)
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch.
Poot slap,
Poot slap,
Dansk! What's that staunch.
Dansk...
{a dog yelps, followed by laughter}
Singin'
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay
Poot doggay, Poot doggay, Poot, doggay doggay doggay
Poot doggay, (poot doggay)
Dong
(Doggay doggay doggay)
Poot
Dong
{panting}
