User:Granola

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-<div class="usermessage">You have [[Special:Random|new messages]] .</div>
+{{block|length = indefinitely|reason = being a sockpuppet of [[User:Yeltensic]]}}
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+<div class="usermessage">You have [[Special:Mytalk|new messages]].</div>
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+{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD |codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=MS|msg=This user is also on '''[http://myspace.com/yeltensic MySpace]'''.}}
 {{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD |codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=WP|msg=This user is also on '''[[Wikipedia:User:Yeltensic42|Wikipedia]]'''.}}
 {{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FAFAD2|codebkgd=#F0E68C|codecolor=#000000|code=UN|msg=This user is also on '''<span class="plainlinks">[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Yeltensic Uncyclopedia]</span>'''.}}
+{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD |codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=Wiki|msg=This user has '''[http://www.editthis.info/dandypedia/index.php/Main_Page his own wiki]'''.}}
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 {{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user was '''[[User:ACupOfCoffee|<span style="color:white">raised by a cup of coffee</span>]]'''.</span>}}
+{{userbox|border=#00008B|mainbkgd=#F5F5F5|codebkgd=#0000CD |codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=Warning|msg=This user says,"<span style="cursor:pointer;"><font color=blue><u>Don't Go Here"</u></font></span> <!-- Shame on you for running over here to see the code, after you tried to click on it. And shame on me for stealing this idea from Thunderbird L17. You're obviously the kind of person who always uses walkthroughs for video games, and I'm obviously the kind of person who...steals walkthrough booklets from other people (?). --Granola aka Yelt  -->.}}
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+[[User:Granola/test]]
 Name: Christopher Michael Bensko
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 Location: the vicinity of Orlando, Florida
-As those userboxes over there suggest, I'm the same person as [[User:Yeltensic|Yelt]]. You've prolly heard of him/me, and prolly not in a good way. So what's the deal here? Well, here goes...
+As those userboxes over there suggest, I'm the same person as [[User:Yeltensic|Yelt]]. You probably already know the whole story about that.
-==The Saga of Yelt==
-The best place to start would be in January, when I Googled "[[User:Darth Katana X|Darth Katana X]]", the name of a then-former Wikipedian who has since returned, at least for now. But that's a whole other story. Anyway, the magic of Google turned up his userpage here, and I joined the site as "Yeltensic" to pop in, sign his guestbook, and prolly leave. (As to why I picked that name, see my Wikipedia userpage, the link up there. As hard as it may be for HRWikians to believe, the name "Yeltensic" isn't a tainted name everywhere, and has its own rich history (*rolls eyes*) predating its use here). Knowing that I prolly wouldn't be around much, if at all, in case anyone left messages on my talkpage I set my preferences for notification e-mails. About a week later, I got an e-mail/talkpage message from Darth about the guestbook discussions all of you already know about. I came in and voted, and in retrospect had a slightly trollish attitude in that chat, partly cos I was weary from the Great Userbox War of 2006 over on Wikipedia (too long a story for me to go into here), and partly cos, being used to Wikipedia, I didn't know profanity was unacceptable at HRWiki. (Sorry, my bad!) Little did I, or anyone, know that that notification e-mail from Wikiadmin was to set in motion the chain of events that resulted in my username now being Granola.
-After being reprimanded for my less-than-model behavior, I got a bit defiant and created a user subpage to endorse guestbooks. It was swiftly deleted by [[User:BazookaJoe|Joe]]. I recreated it. So on several times. I was blocked for a week. (having checked the rules many times, I'm still pretty sure that page was allowed...but prolly in following the letter of the law, not necessarily the spirit). Angry at what I saw as an out-of-line deletion and what I saw as an undeserved block, I created lots of sockpuppets...Yeltensic 2.0, Yeltensic 3.0, Yeltensic 95...the list goes on and on. (Most if not all of them have had their edits reattributed to the original account). I didn't intend to vandalize with them, but I was obviously looking to annoy the sysops. I was lucky that I have access to lots of IPs, having two houses and more than one computer at each one. A few times they disabled account creation to stop me, making me one of only 3 users to cause that, the others being Willy on Wheels and NSMC. (I shouldn't be proud of that...and I'm not...seriously).
-Meanwhile, guestbooks were banned. Around then, already on a roll as a troll, I started with the vandalism (rather than just creating annoying sockpuppets), with the goal of restoring guestbooks. I started by defacing the guestbook policy page until it was protect'd, later the sysops' userpages. Eventually I was shut out with all of my IP ranges blocked, and so I merely got others to do the dirty work for me. I got friends to do it, and I posted links on IMDB boards, my IMDB profile, my Uncyclopedia userpage, and the Uncyclopedia article on HRWiki, with instructions to vandalize with my usual "bring back the guestbooks" message. After I was finally free to edit, I created this account.
-My plan was to stay for a week or two, editing constructively, and then surprise everyone with vandalism, announcing that I was Yelt all along. (as for the name, I was eating a Granola bar when I came up with it...I never even planned for it to be a permanent name). After a week, I carried out the scheme; I vandalized [[User:Seriously|Seriously's]] sig, replacing it with "Heeerrre's YELTY!...yes, it was me all along," and my usual guestbook message. As a result, the message appeared on every talkpage where he had posted. (I did the same to my own sig). I thought I would be blocked again, but since I had been an OK user for a week as Granola, I was allowed to stay. By then I had started actually watching HR, and was more interested in contributing to this site, so I abandoned my "vandalism for the guestbooks" cause. I haven't change my mind on the issue of guestbooks, but...I decided there were other ways to spend my time. I would prefer to be called Yeltensic, but the name is tainted to the point that I'm no longer allowed to use it, so for now at least, Granola it is. (Oh well).
 ==Quiz Result==
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 this quiz was made by mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com
-Huh...not what I was expecting...kinda thought it'd say Strong Sad.
+Huh...not what I was expecting...kinda thought it'd say Strong Sad. But I suppose people who knew me as Yelt aren't at all surprised, LOL.
-I took the test a few other times and answered some questions differently (cos some of them really could have had more than one answer), and it came up as Strong Sad and Homestar.
+I took the test a few other times and answered some questions differently (cos some of them really could have had more than one answer), and it came up as Strong Sad, Homestar and Pom Pom. I guess what this prolly means is that I'm not much like any of the characters.
 ==Cool People List==
-[[User:Darth Katana X|Sith Sword Y]] <br>
+<small>&mdash; </small>[[User:Darth Katana X|<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" class="plainlinks"><small><span
-[[User:Seriously|Sensibly]] <br>
+style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">S</span><span
-[[User:ACupOfCoffee|AContainerOfCaffeine]] <br>
+style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">i<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">t</span></span><span
+style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">h</span><span
+style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> Sw</span><span
+style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">o</span><span
+style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">r</span>d</span>
+<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Y</span></span></small></span>]] (<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User_talk:Darth_Katana_X http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/discussionitem_icon.gif] <span class="plainlinks"> [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Contributions/Darth_Katana_X http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/user.gif] <span class="plainlinks">[mailto:masterthedisaster88@yahoo.com http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/mail_icon.gif]) </span></span></span> <br>
+'''[[User:Seriously|<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:orange">Sensibly</span>]]''' '''<sup>([[User talk:Seriously|<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;color:orange">talk</span>]]</sup>''' '''<span style="color:orange">&bull;</span>''' '''<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Seriously|<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:orange"> stuff I did</span>]])</sub>''' <br>
+&mdash;[[User:ACupOfCoffee|<span style="font-family: Kristen ITC, Times New Roman;">User:AContainerOfCaffeine</span>]][[User talk:ACupOfCoffee|<span style="font-family: Kristen ITC, Times New Roman;">@</span>]] <br>
 [[User:It's dot com|This is dot gov]] <br>
 [[User:BazookaJoe|GrenadelauncherJeff]] <br>
-[[User:Thunderbird L17|Electrofowl K13]] <br>
-[[User:The thing|The noun that isn't a person or place]] <br>
+'''<tt>[[User talk:Thunderbird L17|<span style="color:#C90; text-decoration:underline">&#8660;</span>]][[User:Thunderbird L17|<span style="color:#C90; text-decoration:underline">Electrofowl</span>]][[Special:Contributions/Thunderbird L17|<span style="color:#C90; text-decoration:underline">&#8660;</span>]]</tt>''' <br>
-[[User:Has Matt?|Did Matthew?]] <br>
+'''[[User:The thing|<font color=blue>The</font> <font color=orange>noun that isn't a person or place</font>]] [[Image:shield.png|20px]] <small><sub>[[User_talk:The thing|<font color=green>Talking is fun.</font>]]</sub></small>''' <br>
+&mdash; [[User:Has Matt?|<span style="color: red;">'''''Did Matthew?'''''</span>]] <small>[[User_talk:Has Matt?|<span style="color: black; vertical-align: super;">'''(talk)'''</span>]]</small> <br>
+[[User:Granola#External Guestbook|With crap]], '''[[User:Granola|<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:green">Fig Newton</span>]]''' '''([[User talk:Granola|<span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;color:green">T</span>]]''' '''<span style="color:green">&bull;</span>''' '''[[Special:Contributions/Granola|<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:green"> C</span>]])'''
 [[User:Yeltensic|My doppelgänger]] <br>
-Dr. Who!!!!!!!!
+'''[[User:Taco Salad of My Dreams|<span style="color:grey;">Burrito Lettuce</span>]] <small><sub>[[User talk:Taco Salad of My Dreams|<span style="color:orange;">of My Hallucinations</span>]]</sub></small>''' <br>
+[[User:Dr. Who|Professor Whither]] <br>
+==External Guestbook==
+I have a guestbook over on Uncyclopedia, so you can follow this link and sign it. If you don't have an account there, or use a different name there, please mention your HRWiki name when you sign, so that I know who it was. (not much point in having a guestbook otherwise, right?)
+[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Yeltensic#Guestbook external guestbook]
+==New and Improved Dandypedia Main Page!==
+(my wiki, linked to from a userbox).
+</div>

Current revision as of 21:32, 20 May 2006

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User:Granola/test

Name: Christopher Michael Bensko

Age: 15

Location: the vicinity of Orlando, Florida

As those userboxes over there suggest, I'm the same person as Yelt. You probably already know the whole story about that.

1 Quiz Result
2 Cool People List
3 External Guestbook
4 New and Improved Dandypedia Main Page!

Quiz Result

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Which Homestar Runner character are you?
this quiz was made by jurjyfrort

Which Homestar Runner character are you? this quiz was made by mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com

Huh...not what I was expecting...kinda thought it'd say Strong Sad. But I suppose people who knew me as Yelt aren't at all surprised, LOL.

I took the test a few other times and answered some questions differently (cos some of them really could have had more than one answer), and it came up as Strong Sad, Homestar and Pom Pom. I guess what this prolly means is that I'm not much like any of the characters.

Cool People List

— Sith Sword Y ( )

Sensibly ^(talk • _{stuff I did)}

—User:AContainerOfCaffeine @

This is dot gov

GrenadelauncherJeff

⇔Electrofowl⇔

The noun that isn't a person or place _{Talking is fun.}

— Did Matthew? (talk)

With crap, Fig Newton (T • C)

My doppelgänger

Burrito Lettuce _{of My Hallucinations}
Professor Whither

External Guestbook

I have a guestbook over on Uncyclopedia, so you can follow this link and sign it. If you don't have an account there, or use a different name there, please mention your HRWiki name when you sign, so that I know who it was. (not much point in having a guestbook otherwise, right?)

external guestbook