Frank Bennedetto
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[[Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|thumb|right|105px|"Frank was one of the finest frigging soldiers I ever met!"]] | [[Image:Frank Bennedetto.PNG|thumb|right|105px|"Frank was one of the finest frigging soldiers I ever met!"]] | ||
| - | '''Frank Bennedetto''' was once [[Marzipan]]'s popcorn machine, | + | '''Frank Bennedetto''' was once [[Marzipan]]'s popcorn machine, joined the [[Homestarmy]] during January 2004. Frank, unfortunately, was the lone [[Death|casualty]] of [[The Battle of Strong Badia]] depicted in the Strong Bad Email [[army]]. At that time, he was believed to have died and left behind a debt of five bucks, payable to [[Homestar Runner]]. Homestar attempted to collect said bucks from Frank's mother, [[Mrs. Bennedetto]] (a.k.a. Marzipan's microwave). |
| - | More recent evidence has shown that Frank Bennedetto may not have actually perished in combat. His status was upgraded to "POW" in the [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], as he was seen behind a fence as part of a collection of stolen goods. | + | More recent evidence has shown that Frank Bennedetto may not have actually perished in combat. His status was upgraded to "POW" in the [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]], as he was seen behind a fence as part of a collection of stolen goods. |
| - | He now seems to have been freed, and is once again a proud member of the Homestarmy, where he holds the rank of Third-Style Private. | + | He now seems to have been freed, and is once again a proud member of the Homestarmy, where he holds the rank of Third-Style Private. Some time after receiving this title, he joined Colonel Homestar Runner in an effort to ensure that "nobody or their brother does any type of work at all" on Labor Day. He is also a posterboy for the Homestarmy as seen in [[HR:wallpapers/armywallpaper3.jpg|armywallpaper3.jpg]] where he is featured in a poster to the right of Homestar's. |
In all likelihood, Bennedetto is a [http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-review-E38-1DE3023B-3A4906CE-prod4 Presto 04820 PopLite Popcorn Maker]. | In all likelihood, Bennedetto is a [http://www.epinions.com/hmgd-review-E38-1DE3023B-3A4906CE-prod4 Presto 04820 PopLite Popcorn Maker]. | ||
Revision as of 18:38, 27 July 2006
Frank Bennedetto was once Marzipan's popcorn machine, joined the Homestarmy during January 2004. Frank, unfortunately, was the lone casualty of The Battle of Strong Badia depicted in the Strong Bad Email army. At that time, he was believed to have died and left behind a debt of five bucks, payable to Homestar Runner. Homestar attempted to collect said bucks from Frank's mother, Mrs. Bennedetto (a.k.a. Marzipan's microwave).
More recent evidence has shown that Frank Bennedetto may not have actually perished in combat. His status was upgraded to "POW" in the Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon, as he was seen behind a fence as part of a collection of stolen goods.
He now seems to have been freed, and is once again a proud member of the Homestarmy, where he holds the rank of Third-Style Private. Some time after receiving this title, he joined Colonel Homestar Runner in an effort to ensure that "nobody or their brother does any type of work at all" on Labor Day. He is also a posterboy for the Homestarmy as seen in armywallpaper3.jpg where he is featured in a poster to the right of Homestar's.
In all likelihood, Bennedetto is a Presto 04820 PopLite Popcorn Maker.
Complete Filmography
- Debut: Email army
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
- Labor Dabor
- HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! (in screenshot)
- Email garage sale
