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| - | ==Introduction==
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| - | Hey, there! I'm <span style="color: orange;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I don't look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor can I speak [[Coach Z]] <small>(although I still try)</small>. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I had already discovered [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Peasant's Quest]] but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. I decided to do a quick [http://www.google.com Google] search for more information about this [[Trogdor]] guy I had heard of. <small>(And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!.</small> It was a Google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, <font color=red>'''BAM!'''</font color=red> I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon!]] My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of <font color=red>'''"What the crap is going on here?!"'''</font color=red> So I searched the [[FAQ]] to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another Google search <small>(I depend on Google way too much)</small> and <font color=red>'''KAPOW!'''</font color=red> I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] Three months later, I had watched <font color=red>'''EVERY'''</font color=red> toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored all of you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
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| - | ==About Me==
| + | Back in Two Weeks |
| - | I'm male and I'm 15 years old <small>(that's just a little less than 16!)</small>. I live in England, which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me. Unfortunately, I don't have as much spare time as I used to, but whenever I get to <s>waste</s> spend time on the Wiki, I like to hang around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, <font color=red>'''DESTROYING'''</font color=red> the crap ones. I also like voting on STUFF and enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for <font color=red>'''DELETION'''</font color=red>. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sort them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I might even update this page with crap <s>to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views</s> to entertain you lovely people.
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| - | ==Favourite Quotes==
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| - | |[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || "'''Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!'''"
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| - | |[[Image:ilsg.PNG|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for '''BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!'''"
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| - | |[[Image:post-it-notes.jpg|75px]] || [[Puppet Stuff]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] ||"'''Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money...'''"
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| - | |[[Image:underconstruction02.png|75px]] || [[20X6]] || [[Under Construction]] || "Hey, Stickly Man. '''WHAAAAAAT''' are you doing?"
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| - | |[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || "Today's forecast is total crap!"
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| - | |[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|75px]] || [[Strumstar Hammer|Easter Egg]] || [[kids' book]], [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|"book"]] || "<strike>Knowing that he could not have done it without</strike> The Homestar Runner<strike>'s help,</strike> ''and'' Pom-Pom <strike>shared the trophy.</strike> ''lifted a comode.''"
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| - | ==All Your [[some kinda robot|Some Kinda Robots]] Are Belong To The Chort==
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, types "operation Strongbad's__email "}'' It is the person who inspects that E-mail of well who entirely? That me, is Strong Baaad.
| + | Image:oldaboys.png|I'm gonna miss video games. |
| - | | + | Image:sailingmishap.png|SAiLiNG MiSHAP!! |
| - | <blockquote class="tandy email">Strong Bad it becomes love,<br>
| + | Image:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|We'll try to miss you!" |
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| + | Image:dorks post-it vacation menu.PNG|DORKS! |
| - | Before sleeping, are the mask and the boxing<br>
| + | Image:Baloneytruck.PNG|You shut your face! |
| - | grab where you struggle taken?<br>
| + | Image:sbemail52.PNG|This is the worst deserted island ever. |
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| + | Image:main3.PNG|WEAR A BIKINI!! |
| - | Including sincerity,<br>
| + | Image:takeabreakexe.png|Takin' a Break... |
| - | Abdi LaRue<br>
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| - | San Diego and California</blockquote>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen}'' It is good, that is foolish question and Abdi. Before sleeping, are your surface and the hand removed? In that case, it is the robot of a certain kind? In that case, it possesses some kind of power? Or you use those, permanently because it keeps being surprised? Is the fact that strength is combined liked? I happen being the criminal heart where our times are exactly splendid. ''{types "—Strong Bad" and then stops typing}'' It was understood up to the following time. The storing which sends your question to me and I tease… I mean those, answer.
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| - | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down, reading "E-mail in Strong Bad state the dust sound here"}''
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| - | ''(I, in order to translate this E-mail, appreciate in Google.)''
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