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== Transcript ==
== Transcript ==
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''' Strong Bad ''': Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.
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'' {Reading E-mail} ''
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''{reading}''
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Dear Strong Bad,
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<pre>Dear Strong Bad,
I think the Cheat is the coolest
I think the Cheat is the coolest
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Sincerely,
Sincerely,
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Cory, North Dakota
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Cory, North Dakota</pre>
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'' {Typing} ''
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''{typing}''
Whoa.  The entire town of Cory, North Dakota decided to e-mail me.  That was nice of them.
Whoa.  The entire town of Cory, North Dakota decided to e-mail me.  That was nice of them.
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'' {Strong Bad's voice echoes and sounds like it's coming out of a megaphone} ''
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''{Strong Bad's voice echoes and sounds like it's coming out of a megaphone}''
Citizens of Cory!  Thank you for your email.  Hang on, let me get The Cheat.
Citizens of Cory!  Thank you for your email.  Hang on, let me get The Cheat.
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'' {Strong Bad turns around in his chair and calls for [[The Cheat]], his voice normal} ''
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''{Strong Bad turns around in his chair and calls for The Cheat, his voice normal}''
Hey, the Che- Oh.  The Cheat.   
Hey, the Che- Oh.  The Cheat.   
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'' {Strong Bad sees that The Cheat is standing beside him} ''
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''{Strong Bad sees that The Cheat is standing beside him}''
Some town here can't understand you.  Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh...  Douglas.
Some town here can't understand you.  Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh...  Douglas.
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''' The Cheat ''': [The Cheat talk]
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'''THE CHEAT:''' [The Cheat talk]
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''' Strong Bad ''': Douglas.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Douglas.
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''' The Cheat ''': [some more The Cheat talk]
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'''THE CHEAT:''' [some more The Cheat talk]
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''' Strong Bad ''': Douglas!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Douglas!
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''' The Cheat ''': [the same exclamation as the first time]
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'''THE CHEAT:''' [the same exclamation as the first time]
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''' Strong Bad ''': '' {turning back to his computer} '' Well, I guess you can't expect much from a furry little man who hangs out with my brother all day.  Speaking of...
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turning back to his computer}'' Well, I guess you can't expect much from a furry little man who hangs out with my brother all day.  Speaking of...
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'' {Strong Bad turns around again, calling for Strong Mad} ''
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''{Strong Bad turns around again, calling for Strong Mad}''
Hey, Strong Ma- Whoa!  
Hey, Strong Ma- Whoa!  
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'' {He sees that Strong Mad is standing beside him.
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''{He sees that Strong Mad is standing beside him.}''
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Strong Mad.  Say Douglas.
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Strong Mad.  Say Douglas.
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''' Strong Mad ''': DAAHH!!!
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'''STRONG MAD:''' DAAHH!!!
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''' Strong Bad ''': Douglas.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Douglas.
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''' Strong Mad ''': DAAAAAAHHH!!!
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'''STRONG MAD:''' DAAAAAAHHH!!!
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''' Strong Bad ''': Douglas!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Douglas!
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''' Strong Mad ''': Dah?
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'''STRONG MAD:''' Dah?
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''' Strong Bad ''': '' {turning back to his computer again} '' So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota.  Eh- oh.  Hang on a second.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{turning back to his computer again}'' So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota.  Eh- oh.  Hang on a second.
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'' {Strong Bad turns away again} ''
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''{Strong Bad turns away again}''
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Hey!  Strong Sad!
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Hey!  Strong Sad!
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'' {Strong Sad arrives} ''
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''{Strong Sad arrives}''
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''' Strong Sad ''': Douglas!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Douglas!
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'' {Strong Bad hits him in the stomach with the keyboard} ''
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''{Strong Bad hits him in the stomach with the keyboard}''
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''' Strong Bad ''': So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota.  The Cheat can't say anything normal, like Douglas.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota.  The Cheat can't say anything normal, like Douglas.
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'' {Something that sounds like "Douglas" is heard off to the left and (Strong Bad turns around} ''
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''{Something that sounds like "Douglas" is heard off to the left and (Strong Bad turns around}''
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'''(Strong Bad ''': What the-  Who said Douglas?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What the-  Who said Douglas?
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'' {"Douglas" is heard again, but then it cuts to a window} ''
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''{"Douglas" is heard again, but then it cuts to a window}''
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''' Strong Bad ''': Oh, wait, it's just the branch of that old sycamore rubbing against the window. It was nothing to worry about after all.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, wait, it's just the branch of that old sycamore rubbing against the window. It was nothing to worry about after all.
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'' {Strong Bad turns back to his computer again} ''
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''{Strong Bad turns back to his computer again}''
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''' Strong Bad ''': So, I guess you guys are just gonna have to learn how to speak The Cheat. I know a little myself...  You know, like, [speaks some Cheat], and, um, [speaks more Cheat], you know...  I don't know what any of that means, but, uh, it really seems to tick The Cheat off when I say it, so, I say it to him all the time.  Anyways, give it up for me!  ... Guys?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So, I guess you guys are just gonna have to learn how to speak The Cheat. I know a little myself...  You know, like, [speaks some Cheat], and, um, [speaks more Cheat], you know...  I don't know what any of that means, but, uh, it really seems to tick The Cheat off when I say it, so, I say it to him all the time.  Anyways, give it up for me!  ... Guys?
''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''
''{[[The paper]] comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [mailto:strongbad@homestarrunner.com strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}''
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== Easter Eggs ==
== Easter Eggs ==

Revision as of 20:57, 22 August 2004

Contents

Screenshot

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Summary

Strong Bad Email #55

Strong Bad tries to get The Cheat to speak English, without much luck.

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Transcript

STRONG BAD: Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.

{reading}

Dear Strong Bad,

I think the Cheat is the coolest
thing ever, but why can't I
understand him?  Please tell the
Cheat to talk normal.

Sincerely,

Cory, North Dakota

{typing}

Whoa. The entire town of Cory, North Dakota decided to e-mail me. That was nice of them.

{Strong Bad's voice echoes and sounds like it's coming out of a megaphone}

Citizens of Cory! Thank you for your email. Hang on, let me get The Cheat.

{Strong Bad turns around in his chair and calls for The Cheat, his voice normal}

Hey, the Che- Oh. The Cheat.

{Strong Bad sees that The Cheat is standing beside him}

Some town here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh... Douglas.

THE CHEAT: [The Cheat talk]

STRONG BAD: Douglas.

THE CHEAT: [some more The Cheat talk]

STRONG BAD: Douglas!

THE CHEAT: [the same exclamation as the first time]

STRONG BAD: {turning back to his computer} Well, I guess you can't expect much from a furry little man who hangs out with my brother all day. Speaking of...

{Strong Bad turns around again, calling for Strong Mad}

Hey, Strong Ma- Whoa!

{He sees that Strong Mad is standing beside him.}

Strong Mad. Say Douglas.

STRONG MAD: DAAHH!!!

STRONG BAD: Douglas.

STRONG MAD: DAAAAAAHHH!!!

STRONG BAD: Douglas!

STRONG MAD: Dah?

STRONG BAD: {turning back to his computer again} So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota. Eh- oh. Hang on a second.

{Strong Bad turns away again}

Hey! Strong Sad!

{Strong Sad arrives}

STRONG SAD: Douglas!

{Strong Bad hits him in the stomach with the keyboard}

STRONG BAD: So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota. The Cheat can't say anything normal, like Douglas.

{Something that sounds like "Douglas" is heard off to the left and (Strong Bad turns around}

STRONG BAD: What the- Who said Douglas?

{"Douglas" is heard again, but then it cuts to a window}

STRONG BAD: Oh, wait, it's just the branch of that old sycamore rubbing against the window. It was nothing to worry about after all.

{Strong Bad turns back to his computer again}

STRONG BAD: So, I guess you guys are just gonna have to learn how to speak The Cheat. I know a little myself... You know, like, [speaks some Cheat], and, um, [speaks more Cheat], you know... I don't know what any of that means, but, uh, it really seems to tick The Cheat off when I say it, so, I say it to him all the time. Anyways, give it up for me! ... Guys?

{The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - strongbad@homestarrunner.com", click on the text to email him.}

Easter Eggs

  • At the very end of this you can click on "you guys" to bring up a goofy Cory ND postcard. (Somewhat like the one from vacation)
  • At the very end of this you can also click on the words, "Learn How to Speak The Cheat" to get a sample from the LP.

Fun Facts

  • The Cheat Phrases and what they mean:
  • Later on in this email, Strong Bad hits Strong Sad with a keyboard and Strong Sad says, �Douglas.� It�s Mike saying �Douglas,� not Matt. [1]
  • Strong Mad finally says "DOUGLAS!" at the end of sibbie. Watch the whole thing then click on the pile driven radio.
  • The LP was made by Thorax, also known as Thorax Corporation.
  • It's apparently winter at the time Strong Bad answers this email, for it is snowing out the window.
  • I don't really know if this is a fun fact, but when Strong Bad types "Hang on a second." and calls "Hey, Strong Sad!", the screen says "Hnag on a second."
  • When Strong Bad calls for Strong Mad, while he's talking to him, the screen says, Citizens of Cory!...yadayada. Like the way it was before he called Strong Mad in there.
  • On the easter egg, you can see "Greetings from Monkey D" and he also appears on a card in the e-mail, StrongBadEmail/pom pom in an easter egg there. -Sblaka


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