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The sexist brother of serial killer Strong Q. Bad and outlaw Strong I. Sad, Strong Mad rides long horses on the SpongeBob, waiting for the train rollin' by.
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[[Image:neweststrongmad.png|thumb|right|"I'M STRONG MAD!"]]
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==Biography==
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A monolith of muscle and hostility, '''Strong Mad''' is, as his name implies, strong and usually mad. His brothers are [[Strong Bad]] and [[Strong Sad]], and he is the oldest of the three. He and [[The Cheat]] are "The next bosom buddies" according to a [[TV Time Toons Menu|TV TIME]] cover, and though he often tries to help Strong Bad with his evil plans, he usually only messes up. He communicates mostly in simple sentences shouted in an uninflected roar. Occasionally, Strong Mad will make pointed observations or reasonable suggestions in his typical voice, such as [[Where U Goin' 2?|"THAT'S REDUNDANT!"]] or [[Ever And More!|"I CAN LET OUT THE WAIST A LITTLE BIT FOR YOU!"]]  He seems to be a wrestler (or perhaps was one in the past), since he wears a blue spandex singlet with an "M" on it.
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He's a big lug, but with a big heart: though one wouldn't know it to look at him, Strong Mad has a soft side. In [[Where's The Cheat?]], he cries over an autographed picture of The Cheat, given to him by the little yellow guy. He also is proud to be The Cheat's friend, and is not afraid to [[Strong Badia the Free|hug The Cheat]] [[TV Time Toons Menu|in public]]. He finds it necessary to say he is [[The Cheat and Strong Mad's Relationship|The Cheat's best friend]]. He is [[little animal|very defensive]] to his buddy; even when [[do over|it is an obvious impostor]] he will not risk The Cheat being hurt, and on [[Strong Badia the Free|one occasion]] refused to fight him even when they were on opposing sides of a war.
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[[Image:SM_has_a_Posse.PNG|thumb|right|200px|Strong Mad IS a posse]]
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He is also very childish and naïve, and even though he is the oldest he is loved by his brothers. Strong Bad claims to cherish brother [[Graw Mad]], his name of endearment for his brother. Strong Sad seems to be on good terms with him whenever Strong Bad is not involved, and he shows friendship to [[Homestar Runner]], [[Marzipan]] and even, to an extent, [[Pom Pom]].
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Strong Mad apparently enjoys sports. He dressed as [[Kobe|Kobe #2]] in [[A Decemberween Pageant]], he has dressed as a professional sports player three times in Halloween episodes ([[Wikipedia:William Perry (football)|Refrigerator Perry]], [[Wikipedia:Ben Wallace|Ben Wallace]], [[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]]), he wore a baseball cap with the [[Wikipedia:Detroit Tigers|Detroit Tigers']] logo on it as [[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Magnum, P.I.]], he is the sports reporter for [[local news|Strong Badia Action Cool News 5]], he has a statue of a football player in [[Strong Mad's Room|his room]], and he wore a football helmet in [[Ever and More!]].
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[[Image:StrongMad 3D variation.PNG|thumb|"That's three weeks old!!"]]
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Strong Mad's creative drive has produced two works of [[dinosaur]]-themed art (an [[lunch special|MS Paint drawing of a "fairly hot brontosaurus"]] and the claymation short [[Doug the Dino]]). At Strong Bad's behest, he has also carved the word "[[dragon|DAGRON]]" in a table and produced a portrait of Strong Bad in glitter and macaroni. (Other macaroni-related art produced by Strong Mad includes a macaroni nailed to a paper towel tube, as seen in [[record book]].) Despite these achievements, Strong Bad has devoted [[the facts|an entire email]] to explaining why Strong Mad can't produce his own cartoon show. His musical talent is evident, however: he plays what looks like a black Hofner Violin bass guitar in [[guitar]], [[Cool Things]], and [[Weclome Back]], and the drums in [[highschool]], plus he's a natural [[death metal]] singer. Additionally, Strong Mad surprised Strong Bad in [[nightlife]] by cracking a joke, which Strong Bad admitted to be "pretty good!". He also has shown [[Strong Badia the Free|skills]] in [[Arcade Game|doing taxes]].
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Strong Mad is, oddly, the only main character to have five-fingered hands and a visible nose. He seems more than willing to [[Eating Non-Food Items|eat otherwise inedible objects]] such as rocks, chain-whips, and printed e-mails. He does not, however, [[haircut|want to eat a guitar]]. Strong Bad implied he was surprised he hasn't eaten The Cheat by now. When Strong Mad inhales [[helium]], his voice stays the same, but when he sucks up [[isp|bandwidth]] through a [[garden hose]], his mouth gets tiny and his voice turns high-pitched. Strong Mad has a [[Horrible Painting]] in his closet that gives everyone (especially Strong Bad) the [[jibblies]]. He apparently needs reading glasses.
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Strong Mad seems to want a pet, as he (as Marzipan put it) "absconded with" [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]] and tried to convince Strong Bad to let him keep it, saying that it followed him home.
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*'''Domicile:''' [[House of the Brothers Strong]], [[The King of Town's Castle]] ''(briefly)''
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*'''Debut:''' First Seen: "[[Super NES]]"
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*[[:Category:Strong Mad Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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==Physical Statistics==
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[[Image:Sbemail141.PNG|thumb|right|300px|"He's like a big square, this guy."]]
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[[Image:SMSmiling.png|thumb|right|"MANNONBALL!"]]
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Apparently, Strong Mad's height and weight are not definite, and the specifics can change from cartoon to cartoon. As stated on the [[Wikipedia:André the Giant Has a Posse|OBEY]] style [[HR:smsticker.html|stickers]], Strong Mad is 8 feet, 3 inches tall, and weighs 900 pounds. According to Strong Bad in [[the facts]], he is 88 inches (7 feet 4 inches) tall and 88 inches wide. As described by The Cheat in [[i she be]], he is only 6 feet tall. In [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], it is stated that Strong Mad and Strong Bad have a combined weight of one million pounds. Apparently, Strong Mad is simply a big guy, and specific measurements are given only when needed for a joke or to convey a meaning.
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As seen in several toons (including<!--but not limited to--> [[fingers]], [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]], [[death metal]], and [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]), Strong Mad's shoulders are squared-off, almost cubic, though his [[Store Toys#Collectible Figurines|figurine]] is rounder with a football-shaped top. When necessary, he is able to contract his frame into a spherical shape, as he did when performing a cannonball dive in [[keep cool]]. Strong Mad lacks a neck; there is no clear distinction between his head and his body.
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{{Character Video Transcript}}
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== Relationships ==
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:''Main article: [[Character Relationships]]''
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*[[Strong Bad and Strong Mad's Relationship]]
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*[[Strong Mad and The Cheat's Relationship]]
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*[[Homestar Runner and Strong Mad's Relationship]]
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== Variations ==
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*[[Strong Man]] ([[Old-Timey]])
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*[[Ready For Primetime]] ([[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]])
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===[[Halloween Costumes]]===
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*[[Wikipedia:Slim Goodbody|Slim Goodbody]] in [[Homestarloween Party]].
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*[[Wikipedia:William Perry (football)|William "The Fridge" Perry]] in [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].
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*A [[Wikipedia:Ghost|Ghost]] in [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Magnum, P.I.|Magnum P.I.]] in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Ben Wallace|Ben Wallace]] in [[Halloween Fairstival]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Gossamer (Looney Tunes)|Gossamer]] in [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]
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*[[Wikipedia:The Maxx|The Maxx]] in [[Happy Hallow-day]].
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*[[Wikipedia:Nikolai Volkoff|Nikolai Volkoff]] in [[Jibblies 2]].
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*A [[Wikipedia:List of Mario series enemies#Thwomp|Thwomp]] in [[Most in the Graveyard]].
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==Quotes of the Week==
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{{qotwstart}}
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*{{qotw|"I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!"|[[haircut]]|Mirror:sm_eatguitar.mp3}}
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*{{qotw|"Did you just say polychaete worms?"|[[caffeine]] outtake|Mirror:sm_polychaete.mp3}}
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*{{qotw|"Did you just say parakeet?"|[[caffeine]]|Mirror:sm_parakeet.mp3}}
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*{{qotw|'''As Small Mouth Strong Mad:''' "I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN!!"|[[isp]] outtake|Mirror:sm_when2saywhen.mp3}}
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*{{qotw|"I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"|[[other days]]|Mirror:sm imthehump.mp3}}
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==See Also==
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*[[Strong Mad Evolution]]
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*[[Strong Mad Other Costumes|Other Costumes]]
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*[[Nicknames#Strong Mad|Nicknames]]
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==External Links==
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*[[HR:vcr_sm.html|watch Strong Mad's character video]]
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*[[HR:vcr_sm.swf|view the Flash file for Strong Mad's character video]]
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*[[HR:smsticker.html|See a sticker which says "Strong Mad Has a Posse"]]
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{{Characters|Strong Mad}}
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Revision as of 23:08, 25 August 2009

The sexist brother of serial killer Strong Q. Bad and outlaw Strong I. Sad, Strong Mad rides long horses on the SpongeBob, waiting for the train rollin' by.

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