User:Hagurumon
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| - | + | Did you know that I am a disgusting pedophile that likes | |
| - | + | eating and masturbating with shit? | |
| - | + | I also molested my half sister and I'm coming to molest you. | |
| - | + | Crappily yours | |
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| + | Nick Bates | ||
=====HR Favorites===== | =====HR Favorites===== | ||
Revision as of 04:13, 26 August 2017
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| Nick Bate | |
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| Gender: | Male? |
| Born: | 1991 (19) |
| Location: | Pennsylvania |
| Occupation: | Househusband |
| Spouse(s): | I have one in mind. |
| Children: | Someday, at least five. I've got the names picked out! |
| Interests: | They Might Be Giants, Bonus Stage, Homestar Runner, RPGs |
I'm Nickalaus Boyd Stoutzenberger, but I also go by Nickalaus Bate, Nickalaus Boyd Stoutzenberger Nickel, Kentuckydontexist, Akagi, Hagurumon, Hagurukagi, and possibly other things I have forgotten.
There was a huge bio here, but I thought it sounded to talk-y so I'm just gonna say I've been a fan of H*R since about 2004 and was even on HRWiki since the days of 'Tavi. However, I'm not all that active, just making minor edits when I see typos or whatever.
Most Recent Email to Strong Bad
Evidence, just in case he picks mine. ;)
Dear Strong Bad, Did you know that I am a disgusting pedophile that likes eating and masturbating with shit? I also molested my half sister and I'm coming to molest you. Crappily yours Nick Bates =====HR Favorites===== *'''Character:''' Coach Z *'''Running Gags/In-Jokes:''' BMW Lighter, Mountain Dew, Melonade, Butts *'''Strong Bad Alter-Ego:''' Dangeresque *'''Computer:''' The Lappy *'''HRWiki User:''' Oh, like you ''really'' need to ask. *'''Anyway, back to HR. Favorite quote?:''' Uhhhh... I 'unno. Probably something Coach Z has said. *'''Most quoted quote?:''' Uhhh... I like to say "I have more than two problems" a lot. Because it's true. I even made a list of my problems online. There's currently 80-some things listed. *'''How many emails have you sent SB?:''' A ton. One of my life goals is to have one of my emails actually answered. *'''Have you ever recorded a H*R toon, played it backwards, and discovered an amusing subliminal message?''' No, not really, but I listened to that "Everybody, Everybody" thing backwards a few times. It provided me with a few good moments of lawls. *'''Favorite location:''' I'm fond of The Stick and Bubs' Concession Stand. *'''Email:''' That's like asking my favorite Bonus Stage episode or TMBG song. =====Contact===== *'''AIM:''' ''Hagurumon31'' *'''MSN:''' ''Nick_Bate@hotmail.com'' *'''Skype:''' ''Kentuckydontexist'' Um, yeah, see...I was a huge fan of Digimon when I was first introduced to the Internets. I mean, I do still like Digimon, but not ''that'' much anymore.
