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== Homsar's Complete Quotes ==
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== Selected Homsar Quotes ==
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Check out [[Homsar Quotes]] to see a list of everything Homsar has said.
=== From Strong Bad Email ===
=== From Strong Bad Email ===
*[[for_kids|for kids]] (#110):
*[[for_kids|for kids]] (#110):
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*#"DaAaAaA! I'm a trendy coatbag!"
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**"I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
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*#"I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
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**"That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
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*#"That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
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*[[theme_park|theme park]] (#104): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball!"
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*[[different_town|different town]] (#99):  
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*[[different_town|different town]] (#99): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm forever your girl!" ''{as Modestly Hot Homsar}''
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**"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm forever your girl!" ''{as Modestly Hot Homsar}''
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*[[army]] (#93): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine."
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*[[impression]] (#82): "I'm crying on the inside."
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*[[suntan]] (#77): "I'm just in time for the murder mystery!"
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*[[2_emails|2 emails]] (#71): "I'm a million ladies tall!" ''(We don't really hear him say it, but Strong Sad says that he does.)''
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*[[interview]] (#62) ''(These are said by Strong Bad as hypothetical Homsarisms.)'':
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*#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties." ''(He does say it a little later in the e-mail)''
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*#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice."
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*#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was raised by a cup of coffee."
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*#"Twas the pride of the peaches."
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*#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk."
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*#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Reggie, is that rhinoceros around?" ''(he does say this one; Strong Bad does not)''
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*[[dragon]] (#58): "I do what I'm told."
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*[[your_friends|your friends]] (#46): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm saving the best for last!"
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*[[homsar_(email)|homsar]] (#2): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! What is it, Strong Bad?"
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=== Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5: ===
=== Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5: ===
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"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye."
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*"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye."
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=== Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7: ===
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"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"
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=== Where's the Cheat?: ===
=== Where's the Cheat?: ===
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#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"
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*"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"
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#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Tubbs! I just lost my Jenga jam."
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=== Three Times Halloween Funjob: ===
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"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm open for interpretation."
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=== Pumpkin Carve-nival: ===
=== Pumpkin Carve-nival: ===
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#"I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"
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*"I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"
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#"And also with you!"
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=== The House That Gave Sucky Treats ===
=== The House That Gave Sucky Treats ===
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#"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
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*"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!"
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#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm the original ladies man!"
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#''{singing}'' "If you give me a treat, make sure it's sweet, and I'll eat it!"
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#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!"
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=== Strong Sad's Blog ===
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"When can we start the Jeffersons?"
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=== His evite: ===
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You're invited to an:<br>
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I'm Creepin & I'm Creepin & I'm Creepin Party!!<br>
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Hosted By: Homsar<br>
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Where: Almost There<br>
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When: Friday March 14th - from '93 til...<br>
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Comments:<br>
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Please come to my mega mix.<br>
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Bring Dips. Chips will be provided.<br>
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Bonfire. Social Graces. Late Night JengaJam.<br>
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4 live bands. 2 on the main stage, 2 on the Nokia !SugarPhone !SideShow Stage. Live acts TBA*<br>
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''*Most (all) of the live acts will be to hug a tree.''
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=== Homsar's Main Page ===
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#Toons:"toooOOOooons"
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#Games:"James!"
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#Characters:"Kelsey Grammer!"
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#Downloads:"Thank you!"
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#Store:"Legitimate Business!"
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#Email:"AaAaAaAaAaA!"
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=== Misc. ===
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[http://www.homestarrunner.com/happyt.swf Happy T] (click in the lower right corner of the screen): "This is the thrill of a lifetime."
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==

Revision as of 21:25, 13 September 2004

Contents

Screenshot

homsar.jpg

Biography

None other than everybody's favorite blue midget Homestar, Homsar! - Strong Bad

Homsar is a parody of Homestar Runner. He lives in his own little world, but that's ok -they know him there. Strong Bad hates him, but he is on good terms with Marzipan and Strong Sad. A random little weirdo, he says stupid things at stupid times. Homsar was first created in the Strong Bad Email homsar when some kid named Vinnie wrote in and badly misspelled Homestar's name. So, as kind of a joke, a new, completely random character, Homsar, was created. He has a yellow hat, and wears a blue shirt-thing with his name written across it. He has the ability to do an imitation of Strong Sad that would be perfect, but the yellow hat. In the popular RPG, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic by Bioware, one of the options for a random name for a character happens to be Homsar Stari. His Halloween costumes over the years were Wimpy, Ghost Dog, and Slash.

Check out Homsar Quotes to see a list of everything Homsar has said.

Character Video Transcript

{Page Title: The Hand-Me-Down Clown!}

{The background is upside-down throughout the video, with the blue sky on the bottom of the screen and the green grass at the top.}

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train. Climb aboard! I brought my best foot flowered... Pshoo! Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! {runs around screen and ends up at the top, upside down} Think I won the powerball.

(Note: To view Homsar's character video, click "Eject" on the VCR, then click the tape.)

Selected Homsar Quotes

Check out Homsar Quotes to see a list of everything Homsar has said.

From Strong Bad Email

  • for kids (#110):
    • "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a healthy piece of real estate!"
    • "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?"
  • different town (#99):
    • "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm forever your girl!" {as Modestly Hot Homsar}

Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5:

  • "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye."

Where's the Cheat?:

  • "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"

Pumpkin Carve-nival:

  • "I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"

The House That Gave Sucky Treats

  • "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!"

External Links

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