Homestar vs. Little Girl
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| - | The title "Homestar vs. Little Girl" appears. Scene opens to reveal Puppet Homestar with Little Girl. | + | ''{The title "Homestar vs. Little Girl" appears. Scene opens to reveal Puppet Homestar with Little Girl. Homestar wears a Santa hat. Throughout the cartoon the action often cuts, as if we're watching selected pieces of a longer video.}'' |
| - | HOMESTAR: What do you want for Decemberween? | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' What do you want for Decemberween? |
| - | LITTLE GIRL: I want {pauses, contemplating her answer} a space ship! {throws her arms into the air to emphasize} | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' I want ''{pauses, contemplating her answer}'' a space ship! ''{throws her arms into the air to emphasize}'' |
| - | {Homestar misinterpret's Little Girl's response, due to her lack of enunciation} | + | ''{Homestar misinterpret's Little Girl's response, due to her lack of enunciation}'' |
| - | HOMESTAR: {befuddled} A space show? | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{befuddled}'' A space show? |
| - | {Cut to the little girl waving her hands around excitedly. A Christmas tree is now partially visible in the background.} | + | ''{Cut to the little girl waving her hands around excitedly. A Christmas tree is now partially visible in the background.}'' |
| - | LITTLE GIRL: Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet. | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet. |
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| + | '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{waving back and forth}'' Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet. | ||
| - | + | ''{Cut to Homestar's Santa hat sitting crooked on his head.}'' | |
| - | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, did you want to fix my hat? | |
| - | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Okay. | |
| - | + | ''{Little Girl attempts to fix the hat with limited success. She tries pulling it down in the front, but it isn't working.}'' | |
| - | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes! | |
| - | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' That's okay. | |
| - | + | ''{Cut and Homestar's hat is somewhat fixed.}'' | |
| - | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' What would you like for Decemberween? | |
| - | + | ''{Slight cut.}'' | |
| - | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' DVD. | |
| - | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' DVD? | |
| - | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Do--do you like all these DVDs? ''{she makes an 'all encompassing' gesture with her hands}'' | |
| - | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' I love every DVD that was ever made. | |
| - | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' What kind of DVD do you like? | |
| - | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' I like space show DVDs best. | |
| - | + | ''{Cut.}'' | |
| - | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Going to get lots and lots of presents! | |
| - | + | ''{Homestar misinterprets Little Girl again}'' | |
| - | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' Lots of breakfasts. What type of breakfast do you have? | |
| - | + | ''{Cut.}'' | |
| - | { | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{singing, sort of}'' Some jelly, and peanut butter. |
| - | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing}'' Jelly, and peanut butter. Jelly, and peanut butter. ''{his hat begins to slip off his head as he sings}'' Here goes my hat. | |
| - | + | ''{Cut.}'' | |
| - | { | + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughing}'' That sounds like funny. |
| - | + | '''HOMESTAR:''' It sounds like funny, but it's not. | |
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| - | HOMESTAR: It sounds like funny, but it's not. | + | |
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
Revision as of 02:03, 26 October 2004
Puppet Homestar asks a little girl about "Decemberween".
Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Little Girl
Transcript
{The title "Homestar vs. Little Girl" appears. Scene opens to reveal Puppet Homestar with Little Girl. Homestar wears a Santa hat. Throughout the cartoon the action often cuts, as if we're watching selected pieces of a longer video.}
HOMESTAR: What do you want for Decemberween?
LITTLE GIRL: I want {pauses, contemplating her answer} a space ship! {throws her arms into the air to emphasize}
{Homestar misinterpret's Little Girl's response, due to her lack of enunciation}
HOMESTAR: {befuddled} A space show?
{Cut to the little girl waving her hands around excitedly. A Christmas tree is now partially visible in the background.}
LITTLE GIRL: Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.
HOMESTAR: {waving back and forth} Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.
{Cut to Homestar's Santa hat sitting crooked on his head.}
HOMESTAR: Hey, did you want to fix my hat?
LITTLE GIRL: Okay.
{Little Girl attempts to fix the hat with limited success. She tries pulling it down in the front, but it isn't working.}
HOMESTAR: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!
LITTLE GIRL: That's okay.
{Cut and Homestar's hat is somewhat fixed.}
HOMESTAR: What would you like for Decemberween?
{Slight cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: DVD.
HOMESTAR: DVD?
LITTLE GIRL: Do--do you like all these DVDs? {she makes an 'all encompassing' gesture with her hands}
HOMESTAR: I love every DVD that was ever made.
LITTLE GIRL: What kind of DVD do you like?
HOMESTAR: I like space show DVDs best.
{Cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: Going to get lots and lots of presents!
{Homestar misinterprets Little Girl again}
HOMESTAR: Lots of breakfasts. What type of breakfast do you have?
{Cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: {singing, sort of} Some jelly, and peanut butter.
HOMESTAR: {singing} Jelly, and peanut butter. Jelly, and peanut butter. {his hat begins to slip off his head as he sings} Here goes my hat.
{Cut.}
LITTLE GIRL: {laughing} That sounds like funny.
HOMESTAR: It sounds like funny, but it's not.
Fun Facts
- This cartoon is an Easter Egg on the Decemberween In July Menu.
- This may be one of the only cartoons, if not the only one, with a sequel. (Homestar vs. Little Girl 2)
