Halloween Fairstival

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Bobbin' for turduckens

The Cheat gets the hiccups on Halloween and Strong Bad sets out to cure him.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Bubs, The King Of Town, Pom Pom, The Poopsmith, Homsar (easter egg), Marzipan, Homestar Runner

Page Title: A Boogidy, Boogidy

Transcript

"Halloween Fairstival"

Spoken By Matt and Missy

Maken By Mike and Matt

Strong Bad: Alright boys it’s Halloween night, what we gonna do?

(The cheat hiccups)

Strong Bad: Come again?

(Again, the cheat hiccups)

Strong Bad: What’s wrong there, Philly cheat steak? You got-a some Hiccups? Well you couldn’t have picked a better night to have them. We shouldn’t have any trouble scaring the hiccups out of you on Halloween. What’s going on tonight? There’s gotta be something scary.

(Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it)

Strong Bad: Ooh, that’s perfect! I’ve seen things in that locker room that would scare more than the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya. Let’s check it on out!

(Cut to a haunted locker room with a dark screen and green gas along the floor)

Strong Bad: You scared yet the cheat? How about that drippy towel over there? That’s pretty scary huh?

(in a scared voice) Oh no, please don’t drip on me! You smell like shin guards!

(Coach Z appears)

Coach Z: (in a frightening voice) Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!

Strong Bad: Coach, we’re trying to scare the hiccups out of the cheat, You got anything that isn’t just gross and moist?

Coach Z: What could be scarier than Blue Star ointment?! Ooooooh!

Strong Bad: Okay, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk. Let’s bolt.

Coach Z: You guys didn’t even get your candy out of the terlet (toilet) there!

(Cut to Strong Sad under a banner that says Strong Sad’s haunted haikus)

Strong Sad: … Doom from inside me wells up, Pray I don’t get egged.

Strong Bad:' I don’t know or care what a Hiookoo is. But we need to scare the cheat.

Strong Sad: Ooh, I got just the thing! Thing at the door, fills up aged pillow case, so sick of smarties.

Strong Bad: Oh I get it, let me try one! A but for a face, Little brother: Dork Dork Dork, Stay out of my room. I'm sorry the cheat, it looks like we have to find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you.

Strong Sad: You don’t SCARE the hiccups out of somebody, you gotta laugh em out!

Strong Bad: Whoa! That sounds like a segway!

(Cut to Bubs side of concession stand. With neon sign ‘Ha Ha Halloween above Bubs)

Bubs: I mean seriously people, It’s the 90s! Am I right, am I left?

Strong Bad: Say Bubs, you’re comedy club bares a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand.

Bubs: Aww, that’s rich. You know something else bares a striking resemblance to something else. Women can’t drive!

Strong Bad: Awwwww, lets get out here my bad pennies.

(Strong Bad and the Cheat leave)

Strong Mad: This guy cracks me up!

Bubs: And, airline food! I mean, Humminah-what.

(cut to sign The KoT’s verry Halloween related terducken bob)

KoT: Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before I eat it all! Step right up and get you’re Halloween on.

Strong Bad: Dear oldie, shut up, your pal Strong Bad.

KoT: Howdy boys, either of you got a wicked mashed potato Jones?

Strong Bad: Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones now there’s a fella I’d like to meet!

(Cheat hiccups)

Strong Bad: Oh yeah, we need to get rid of the cheats hiccups. You got an groty old man remedies?

KoT: Sure! You gotta feed and Feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure! Then…

Strong Bad: We’re not trying to kill the cheat! Don’t ya have anything that might just scare him?

KoT: I have this X Ray of my heart.

Strong Bad: That’s not scary, that’s... promising!

Strong Bad:: Come on the cheat. Let’s let the king die in peace.

KoT: Yes …. Let’s

(Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith)

Strong Bad: What up no talkers keep on … no talking.

(Cut to Marzipan stranding with a guitar next to a stall of fruit )

Strong Bad: What is this mess?

Marzipan: Ready everybody, a one, a two and here we go *She sings*

Strong Bad: The cheat this is it! This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen!

(Hiccup)

Strong Bad: Oh man!

Marzipan: Good Job the cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes! *Sings*

Strong Bad: This might not get rid of the hiccups but it’s about to give me the throw ups!

Marzipan: Oh yeah! Lay it on me Mr Corn!

(Strong Bad makes vomitting noises)

Homestar Runner: Hey Guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys! You guys errrr need some whiches brew? I got some right here, 2 jars. Cold, hot fresh withes brew! Only ten bucks a pop! Side effects include wine, women and song.

Strong Bad: Witches brew eh… Alright we’ll take one jar!

Homestar Runner: Alright here you go

(Cheat drinks it and hiccups)

Strong Bad: Oh crap! He’s still got em.

Homestar Runner: That’ll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!

Strong Bad: Aww ok… but can you pay us the ten bucks tomorrow?

Homestar Runner: Nah I’m good for it I’ll pay you the ten bucks right now!

Strong Bad: Hey the cheat I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping!

(Cheat takes cash and stops)

Strong Bad: Hey Homestar! I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing!

Homestar Runner: Ok you gotta deal! (Homestar trys) Strong Bad. I couldn’t do It. For Very Long.

Strong Bad: Keep trying. Ten is a lot of bucks.

Homestar Runner: Right right, a lot of ducks!

(Keeps trying and fade)

Easter Eggs

• Click on The Poopsmith's belt to unlock a scene with Homsar
  • Also, after clicking on The Poopsmith's belt, Marzipan's eggplant in the following scene will have a spoon taped to it. This is a reference to an easter egg in Pumpkin Carve-nival, in which Homsar's "pumpkin" is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
• Clicking on Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Bubs and Marzipan at the end will unlock additional dialogue.
• Clicking on Strong Mad at the end reveals an additional scene at Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club.

Fun Facts

• The page title is a reference to Malloween Commercial.
• The tune that Marzipan hums is the refrain from the song "Closer to Home" by the 1970s American rock & roll band Grand Funk Railroad.
• Strong Bad's Cesar-Romero-as-the-Joker costume is frighteningly accurate, right down to the mustache semi-concealed by white pancake makeup.
• A turducken is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.
• "The Three Most Important People in the World" are characters in the film Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Bubs is dressed as the Person played by Clarence Clemons, legendary saxophonist for Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band. The other two Most Important People were played by Martha Davis of The Motels and Fee Waybill of The Tubes.
• Strong Sad's David Bowie costume is inspired by the cover of the 1973 Bowie album Aladdin Sane.

External Links

• watch "Halloween Fairstival"
• view the flash file for "Halloween Fairstival"
• forum thread re: "Halloween Fairstival"