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-	== Welcome! ==	+	I will put stories here every now and then
-	I'm The Conductor, a Homestar fan. I hope you enjoy your stay at my page. Spam not allowed, thank you.	+
-	== Name? ==	+	'''Butt's Twelve by Pies'''
-	Oh, my name? It's supposedly 1936 Homsar's name... but I made it up. I just hope they don't come up with a 1936 cartoon where Homsar stars as The Homsar. Yipe.	+	The brisk wind blew upon his face. He ran silently. This was a runaway, Homsar. He
-	== Games? ==	+	came across a fork in the road. He picked up the fork and saved it in case he needed to eat.
-	I like... Peasent's Quest. And... Space Invaders. Galaga, too. I need to stick with the present... those games are all old-looking.	+	He then walked towards a better place. The place that was better. He was walking. He came
-	== Pets? ==	+	across a pathway. There was a sign, which said: somding; destiny; and playa. He saw the
-	I have a pet dog and a pet hampster. Not to mention a turtle. I kind of wish I had a pet parrot, though. Never mind.	+	sign. It said places. He was walking. And then he stopped. He remember his mom, a cup of
-	== See You! ==	+	coffee, who had given him advice. She gave him advice. Homsar remembered her. Homsar then
-	That's pretty much the end of my page. I'll try to make it more intresting, if you didn't like it. Please give comments, suggestions, solutions, etc. in the discussion section. Thanks.	+	remembered how she emitted steam. She had steam. He said, "Butt's twelve by pies!" Then a
		+	fellow dressed in orange and blue came. He said in a kind of raspy voice, "Hey! I see you
		+	like to eat pie! Which is why you should come to my place, Tub's Ticket Booth! We got all
		+	kinds of crazy crap!" Homsar wondered why. He said we. "Sure, jengaship!" Homsar replied.
		+	Tubs answered, "You play Jengaship, too? C'mon in my place!" They played a. Friendly game of
		+	Jengaship. Tubs then said, "Oh, you just lost your Jengajam!" Homsar answered. "Hey, Tubs, I
		+	just lost my Jengajam!" Tubs then gave him a shirt that said Samhro, because that was young
		+	Homsar's original name, but very few knew that, and one of them was Tubs, strangely. Homsar
		+	ate twelve pies called "Buttsby's Pies". Homsar knew it was time. To go. Tubs said, "Bye!"
		+	And Homsar said, "Hey Tubs, I just lost my Jengajam!" The way Homsar had chosen. Was the
		+	path called "Destiny".

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Revision as of 00:20, 17 January 2005

I will put stories here every now and then

Butt's Twelve by Pies The brisk wind blew upon his face. He ran silently. This was a runaway, Homsar. He came across a fork in the road. He picked up the fork and saved it in case he needed to eat. He then walked towards a better place. The place that was better. He was walking. He came across a pathway. There was a sign, which said: somding; destiny; and playa. He saw the sign. It said places. He was walking. And then he stopped. He remember his mom, a cup of coffee, who had given him advice. She gave him advice. Homsar remembered her. Homsar then remembered how she emitted steam. She had steam. He said, "Butt's twelve by pies!" Then a fellow dressed in orange and blue came. He said in a kind of raspy voice, "Hey! I see you like to eat pie! Which is why you should come to my place, Tub's Ticket Booth! We got all kinds of crazy crap!" Homsar wondered why. He said we. "Sure, jengaship!" Homsar replied. Tubs answered, "You play Jengaship, too? C'mon in my place!" They played a. Friendly game of Jengaship. Tubs then said, "Oh, you just lost your Jengajam!" Homsar answered. "Hey, Tubs, I just lost my Jengajam!" Tubs then gave him a shirt that said Samhro, because that was young Homsar's original name, but very few knew that, and one of them was Tubs, strangely. Homsar ate twelve pies called "Buttsby's Pies". Homsar knew it was time. To go. Tubs said, "Bye!" And Homsar said, "Hey Tubs, I just lost my Jengajam!" The way Homsar had chosen. Was the path called "Destiny".