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==Do you think America's funniest home videos is funny, Captian?==
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NO! All it is is some Kreatons falling down. They (bob saget) must pay them to laugh.
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NO! All it is is some Kreatons falling down. They (bob saget) must pay them ( the audiance) to laugh.
==Why Captian Scottman13, Captian Scottman13?==
==Why Captian Scottman13, Captian Scottman13?==

Revision as of 02:58, 13 November 2004

Contents

BOB SAGET SUCKS!

HO HO! WELCOME TO THE BOB SAGET IS SATAN PAGE IN TIME!

Hi! I'm Scottman13, or Captain Scottman13, to you! I live in a giant wormhole!


So, who is Bob Saget, anyways?

  • Satan
  • He plays one of the dads in the awful show, Full house
  • He used to be the host of America's Funniest Home Videos. (I think he got fired. Or hopefully died.)

So, how often do you update this page, Scottman13?

WHENEVER I HAVE TIME! (and that means every 2 days.)

Why does Bob Saget suck as much as he does?

Because he sold his soul to Satan, silly!

oh, right...

yeah, I am right.

Are you a real person?

                       NO!

WHAT THE CRAP DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIM?

Um... I don't know.

BOB SAGET COMMENTS? POST EM HERE!

OTHER COMMENTS? POST EM HERE!

Do you think America's funniest home videos is funny, Captian?

NO! All it is is some Kreatons falling down. They (bob saget) must pay them ( the audiance) to laugh.

Why Captian Scottman13, Captian Scottman13?

Because... I'm ... Dressed... As a ships captian?

What do you think of the Matrix, Scottman13?

1. It's CAPTIAN Scottman13. Idiot.

2. I hate it. It's boring and pointless. I wish I had a time machine, so I could go back in time, and warn meself NOT to watch the crappy movie.

List of Freinds:

            None. Ever.

Boogity, Boogity.

I'm scared to death.

What's your favorite color, Captian?

               ORANGE>>>>

Favorite...

Charicter: The Football Player

Toon: Experimental Film

Color: Orange

Food: Pizza.

word: Torch.

Matrix comments? POST 'EM HERE!

WARNING!

None of the contents of this page is true. I made up all this crap. Except for how much Bob Saget is an aweful actor.

LINK TO ME!

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