SBMAIL!
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SBMAIL! is the rock opera that Strong Bad has written using one word from each of his 125 emails. The lyrics go like this:
STRONG BAD:
Join me on my single—
STRONG SAD:
hundred—
STRONG BAD:
toilet dreams picture.
Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential—
LIL' STRONG BAD:
pizza.
STRONG BAD:
Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.
Ummm... double—
COACH Z:
pants.
STRONG BAD:
Awesome, awesome fancy danish.
Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.
Oh tonight,—
HOMESTAR RUNNER:
cool,—
MARZIPAN:
healthy,—
STRONG BAD:
ones, eh?
Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.
Oooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.
Down town ladies get consummate.
MARZIPAN:
Yeah.
STRONG BAD:
Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!
Wha-Ho! Problematic.
Solid jumble!
GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:
Crazy—
STRONG BAD:
beans double the real gold!
Computer—
STRONG SAD:
internet—
STRONG BAD:
bulging—
HOMESTAR RUNNER:
out.
STRONG BAD:
Yeah, oh!
Dynomite afterparty!
Like, fangoriously world-class and—
POWERED-BY-THE-CHEAT STRONG BAD:
grand.
STRONG BAD:
Ooooh! Oh!
STRONG SAD:
Ewww!
STRONG BAD:
Oh-ho-ho-ho! Definitely, definitely—
VECTOR STRONG BAD:
baby.
HOMESTAR RUNNER:
Yup,—
STRONG BAD:
I totally—
HOMESTAR RUNNER:
always—
STRONG BAD:
look—
STORYBOOK STRONG BAD:
awesome—
STRONG BAD:
singing backwards metal.
Experience dance tonight! Unh!
Oooh! I'm pleasant.
Positate without pizzaz and—
STINKOMAN:
jam!!
STRONG BAD:
Whoa!
Tonight equals dancing,
CANNED AUDIENCE:
yeah!
STRONG BAD:
Famous—
FEMALE LAPPY:
ladies—
STRONG BAD:
always like—
ALL:
SBEMAIL!
