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| - | The [[Cheat Commandos]] teach about inappropriate peer-2-teen choice behaviors.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Gunhaver}}, {{Film|Fightgar}}, {{Film|Silent Rip}}, {{Film|Crackotage}}, {{Film|Reynold}}, {{Film|Blue Laser minion}}, {{Film|Firebert}}, {{Film|Blue Laser Commander}}, {{Film|Reinforcements}}
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| - | '''Places:''' [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[Price Style]], Seedy Bar, Blue Laser HQ (Easter Egg)
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| - | '''Date:''' September 13, 2005
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 4:15
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips!
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| - | == Transcript ==
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| - | ''{Open to Cheat Commandos headquarters; a title which reads "'MOVIE NIGHT!' written by A. Chimendez Jr." appears. Cut to some Cheat Commandos at [[The Screen]].}''
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| - | '''CRACKOTAGE:''' Movie night is my favorite night. I think it is my favorite night. Hee hee hoo hoo!
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| - | '''SILENT RIP:''' Are you even trying anymore?
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| - | ''{Crackotage looks offended and sad.}''
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' All right boys, time for a little R&R. Tonight we've got the old family favorite ''Pony Fights 2''!!!
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| - | ''{the lights dim, and the big screen cuts to the green rating screen. It reads:}''
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| - | <blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">FILM</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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| - | <span style="font-size:140%;">CERTAIN AUDIENCES</span><br>
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| - | BY SOME PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST</span><br>
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| - | IT BE RATED
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| - | | style="border:1px #FFF solid;" | FOR SEVERE CUSSING AND<br>''VERY'' ILLEGAL PONY FIGHTS
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | '''EVERYBODY:''' Yay! Yeah!
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| - | '''SILENT RIP:''' All right! PG-13!
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' Uh, sorry Reynold, ''{He flicks the lights back on.}'' I'm afraid lights-out for you is at oh-now hundred hours!
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| - | '''FIGHTGAR:''' Yeah, all that cuss-language might give you nightmares. Ah-ha ha ha.
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| - | '''REYNOLD:''' Oh, I can handle it, why I can even swear a cuss myself! A-hem. Diaper biscuits.
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| - | '''OTHER COMMANDOS:''' Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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| - | '''REYNOLD:''' Oh, I can't do anything right. I might as well go home and get teen pregnant.
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| - | ''{The other commandos gasp, the Blue Las-Alert siren sounds once.}''
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' Easy there, Cheat Cuss-mando, you just made an inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behavior!
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| - | '''REYNOLD:''' A whaaa?
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| - | ''{cut to the black and white Commandos in the Classroom logo, which looks like Reynold in a mortarboard cap pointing a pointer at an A+}''
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| - | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{singing}'' Commandos in the Classroom!
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| - | ''{Cut to another black-and-white slide that reads "LESSON 4: INAPPROPRIATE PEER-2-TEEN CHOICE BEHAVIORS". At the bottom in fine print it reads "*TEACHERS, USE THIS TIME TO CATCH A NAP OR HAVE A SMOKE."}''
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| - | '''ANNOUNCER:''' Lesson four: Inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behaviors!
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| - | ''{Cut back to Gunhaver and Reynold in Cheat Commandos HQ}''
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' Here, Reynold, lemme show you.
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| - | ''{Gunhaver points the remote at the screen, which shows two ponies fighting in a field for a moment, then snows out to a diagram of a person's head showing the brain. The other commandos cheer for a second, then groan as the scene changes.}''
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| - | '''SILENT RIP:''' I was watchin' the ponies...
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' The brain is divided into two halves: ''{The brain in the diagram gets a jagged line down the middle}'' the good half ''{A dotted line points to the left half saying "GOOD HALF"}'' and the evil half. ''{A dotted line points to the right half saying "EVIL HALF.}'' The good half likes positive things, like Self-Esteem, ''{the word "Self-Esteem" appears in the middle of the screen and moves through the mouth into the "good" half of the brain.}'' Oreo Cheesecake, ''{again, the words appear and move through the mouth and up into the brain}'' Bringing Your Old Man a Cold One, ''{again, then cut to a close-up of Gunhaver}'' and all our playsets and toys. ''{Gunhaver smiles a big grin toward the camera. Cut back to the diagram.}'' But the evil half likes ''{as each of the next four words is said, is appears from the "evil" half of the brain and moves to the right side of the screen}'' Littering! Loitering! Latering! Lootering! And all the other stuff that causes inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behaviors! ''{The other words vanish and are replaced by "Inappropriate peer-2-teen choice behaviors".}''
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| - | ''{Cut back to Gunhaver and Reynold.}''
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| - | '''REYNOLD:''' But how do ''I'' keep from making peer-to-teen choice awards, Gunhaver?
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' If you find yourself in a sticky ''{makes "finger quotes"}'' teenage situation, just remember these three pro-positive life tools:
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| - | ''{Cut to Silent Rip in a classroom, next to a Blue Laser minion. Both appear to be taking tests.}''
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| - | '''BLUE LASER MINION:''' What did you get for number four, sir?
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| - | '''SILENT RIP:''' Uhhhh...
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| - | ''{Gunhaver suddenly enters the screen from the bottom.}''
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' ''Freeze!'' ''{The screen cuts to a diagram of a male body with "PRO-POSITIVE LIFE TOOL" written next to it, and a giant "#1" appears next to it.}'' Pro-positive life tool number one: ''{Gunhaver appears on the screen}'' say you have one of any debilitating gold rush era diseases! ''{He pulls out a book labeled "BIG BOOK OF DEBILITATING GOLD RUSH ERA DISEASES", and "BBODGRED" on the spine.}''
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| - | ''{Cut back to the classroom.}''
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| - | '''BLUE LASER MINION:''' Come on, man. I thought we were bros!
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| - | '''SILENT RIP:''' I can't! I have the typhoid! Or the cholera!
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| - | '''BLUE LASER MINION:''' Never mind. Your answers are gross, bro.
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| - | ''{Cut back to Gunhaver and Reynold, the latter of whom is now wearing a false beard and a prospector's hat, and is holding a mining pick.}''
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| - | '''REYNOLD:''' Gold rush era diseases, eh?
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' Now you're getting it!
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| - | ''{Cut to the supermarket, where two Blue Laser Minions are holding a lot of bottles labeled "WINE COOLA," some of them in their pants, and Fightgar is standing nearby.}''
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| - | '''FIRST BLUE LASER MINION:''' Hey, man. We need you to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband.
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| - | '''FIGHTGAR:''' Oh, um, uh...
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| - | ''{Again, Gunhaver suddenly jumps onto the screen.}''
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' ''STOP!'' ''{The diagram of the body returns, but now, it's a woman's body. "#2" appears on the side and "EN SAP" at the bottom.}'' Pro-positive life tool numero two: ''{silhouettes of the two Blue Laser minions and Gunhaver appear with question marks over them. The minions are labeled "INAPPROPRIATORS"}'' Envision your Inappropriators ''{Gunhaver is labeled "STILL JUST YOU" and the minions turn into pizza slices.}'' as giant slices of pizza.
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| - | ''{Cut back to the supermarket.}''
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| - | '''FIGHTGAR:''' Ah-ha ha ha! You're deep-dish! Ah-ha ha! And you've got extra cheese! Ah-ha ha ha ha! Oh, pepperoni!
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| - | '''FIRST BLUE LASER MINION:''' What's with this guy?
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| - | '''SECOND BLUE LASER MINION:''' He sounds crazy. Should we shoot him?
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| - | '''FIRST BLUE LASER MINION:''' Abso-total-lutely!
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| - | ''{The second minion pulls out a large gun and aims it at Fightgar, who looks startled. The scene cuts back to Gunhaver and Reynold, who is now wearing a baseball cap and holding a bat, with a ball sitting next to him, and we can hear shooting over the next exchange.}''
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| - | '''REYNOLD:''' But Gunhaver, I've never had pizza before!
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' But you know what it looks like, don't you?
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| - | '''REYNOLD:''' ''{smiling}'' I think so!
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' Now you're getting it!
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| - | ''{Cut to an alley next to a building labeled "Seedy Bar". Firebert walks by in the background, while the Blue Laser Commander is standing next to a building.}''
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| - | '''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' ''{Jumping out}'' Hey, kid! Wanna smoke some ''candy'' ''{holds up chocolate bar}'' with me?
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| - | ''{The diagram of the body, which now appears to be a bear, appears over the scene this time. "#3" appears on the right. Firebert and Blue Laser Commander lean back to make room for the diagram}''
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pro-positive life tool number three: ''{The diagram and "#3" disappear, and Silent Rip appears from the side of the building and throws a smoke bomb.}'' Have your light infantry create a thick smokescreen. ''{The commander starts hacking and coughing, while Firebert pulls out a gun and shoots it at the commander.}'' Then lay down some suppressive fire until the snipers are in position. ''{He stops firing.}'' But look out for surface-to-air antioxidant missiles! ''{Firebert jumps out of the way as three missiles, labelled "100% GREEN TEA" and painted with skulls-and-crossbones, just barely miss the Commander.}''
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| - | '''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Ah!
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Then by the time Reinforcements shows up...
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| - | ''{Reinforcements shows up.}''
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| - | '''REINFORCEMENTS:''' Hey, guys.
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| - | ''{Cut to a screen with Gunhaver.}''
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' ...Your mom ''{an image of a station wagon appears}'' should be waiting for you in the bus turnaround! ''{Cut back to Gunhaver and Reynold.}'' So, do you think you're ready to make ''{more finger quotes}'' appropriate inappropriate whatever thingies now?
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| - | '''REYNOLD:''' Yes sir! I'm gonna get high on life!
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| - | ''{Silent Rip walks up.}''
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| - | '''SILENT RIP:''' We're about to start the movie! You guys coming?
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' What do you think, Reynold?
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| - | '''REYNOLD:''' ''{thinks a moment, then grins}'' I've got dysentery!
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| - | '''GUNHAVER:''' Good job, little buddy! ''{pushes Reynold offscreen to stage left, then walks with Silent Rip to stage right}'' Man, I can't wait to see some serious pony carnage!
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| - | ''{Fade to the Commandos in the Classroom logo again.}''
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| - | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{singing}'' Commandos in the classroom!
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| - | ''{Cut to an image that reads "NEXT WEEK... LESSON 5: LISTEN YOU GUYS, YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO START SHOWERING EVERYDAY"}''
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| - | '''ANNOUNCER:''' Next week, lesson 5: Listen you guys, you seriously need to start showering every day!
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| - | ''{"THE END" and "BACK" appear at the bottom of the screen.}''
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| - | ==Easter Eggs==
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| - | *Click on "Lesson" to see the "Commandos in the Classroom" Lesson 4 Worksheet.
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| - | :<div style="background:#F5F5F5; color:black; padding:8px; width: 240px; border:1px solid #CCC"><span style="font-size: 150%;padding-left:80px">'''LESSON 4'''</span><br /><span style="font-size: 150%;line-height: 150%;padding-left:80px">'''WORKSHEET'''</span><br />'''1. DRAW A PICTURE OF YOUR<br />FAVORITE INAPPROPRIATE'''<br />'''PEER-2-TEEN CHOICE BEHAVIOR'''<br /><br /><table align="center" style="border:1px black solid; background:none"><tr height="50"><td width="70"></td></tr></table><br />'''2. WHY DO YOU THINK REYNOLD'''<br />'''HAS NEVER TRIED PIZZA?'''<br />___________________________<br />___________________________<br /><span style="font-size: 80%;"><nowiki>*</nowiki>(TEACHERS, THIS WORKSHEET SHOULD<br/>BUY YOU 10-15 MORE MINUTES OF PEACE.<br />FIX YOURSELF A DRINK, MAYBE!)</span></div>
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| - | *Click on "Guys" for Blue Laser to get the wrong end of the stick.
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| - | :''{The Blue Laser Commander and a minion are standing in their HQ, dressed as pizza slices. The text "OPERATION DRESS UP AS PIZZA!!" is flashing on a screen in the background.}''
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| - | :'''BLUE LASER MINION:''' Um, I'm not entirely sure this is what they were talking about sir.
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| - | :'''BLUE LASER COMMANDER:''' Shut it! Pizza can't talk!
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| - | *Click on "Seriously" for the following exchange:
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| - | :''{Cut to Silent Rip and Crackotage in the HQ, with Pony Fights 2 playing in the background.}''
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| - | :'''SILENT RIP:''' Ah, you can do it. Try another one.
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| - | :'''CRACKOTAGE:''' I think my rhymes are truly broke! Broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke, broke! Hoo-hoo, hweh-hweh! ''{Silent Rip scowls.}''
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | ===Explanations===
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Second audio program|SAP]] is an auxiliary audio channel for television that can be broadcast or transmitted both over the air and by cable TV. It is often used for an alternate language or descriptive video.
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:MPAA_film_rating_system#PG-13|PG-13]] is one of the film ratings used in the [http://mpaa.org/movieratings/about/content5.htm MPAA] film rating system. It is a strong caution to parents that some material may be inappropriate for children under 13.
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Chicago-style pizza|Deep-dish]] (AKA "Chicago-style") is a style of pizza in which the pizza is much thicker than usual, often requiring the use of a fork and knife to eat it.
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Typhoid fever|Typhoid fever]], [[Wikipedia:Cholera|cholera]], and [[Wikipedia:Dysentery|dysentery]] are bacterial diseases generally associated with the ingestion of drinking water contaminated by improper sanitation.
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Antioxidants|Antioxidants]] are chemicals that prevent the [[Wikipedia:oxidation|oxidation]] of other chemicals.
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| - | *"Oh-now hundred hours" is a reference to military time, where the time is said as a single 4-digit number. For example, in military time 9 a.m. is 0900 hours (pronounced "Oh-nine hundred hours"), and 9 p.m. is 2100 hours ("twenty-one hundred hours").
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| - | ===Trivia===
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| - | [[Image:Commandos4 problem4.PNG|right|thumb|Smell that purple ink!!]]
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| - | *The blackboard in the classroom sequence reads "ASSIGNMENTS", "TAKE TEST", and "STARE AT CLOCK UNTIL I COME BACK".
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| - | *In the same scene as above, Silent Rip's test paper reads "Problem 4: Compare and contrast your 2 most favorite '[[Wikipedia:Ernest P. Worrell|Ernest]]' movies. Show your work!"
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| - | *This is the first time Reinforcements is shown in his animated form, and also the first time he talks in his own voice.
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| - | *This is the longest "Short" cartoon on the website.
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| - | *The line "Come on, man, I thought we were bros." is the first time a Blue Laser Minion has ended a sentence without referring to the person he was speaking to as "sir" or "ma'am".
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| - | ===Remarks===
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| - | *The episode is called "Movie Night", but when we see the headquarters, it's daytime.
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| - | ===Goofs===
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| - | *"Every day" is misspelled "everyday" on the slide at the end. In that context, it should be the two-word adverb, not the one-word adjective.
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| - | *The clock in the classroom sequence has only 8 hours on its face, instead of 12.
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| - | *When Gunhaver is talking to Reynold after the brain picture appears, his left hand goes through his jacket for a split-second.
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| - | ===Inside References===
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| - | *This episode of Cheat Commandos is written by [[A. Chimendez|A. Chimendez Jr.]]
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| - | *Gunhaver makes a reference to [[Cold Ones]].
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| - | *The lesson four worksheet seems to be based on the application form in [[CGNU]].
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| - | ===Real-World References===
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| - | *The title is based on [http://www.ciconline.org/default.htm Cable in the Classroom], a non-profit organization dedicated to providing educational programming to be aired in schools.
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| - | * The [[Wikipedia:Teen Choice Awards|Teen Choice Awards]] is an awards ceremony shown annually on Fox since 1999 in which teens get to vote for the winners of various categories such as movies, music, and television.
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| - | *[http://www.kraftfoods.com/recipes/CakesPiesCheesecakes/CheesecakesBaked/OREOCheesecake.html Oreo Cheesecake] is a novelty dessert made by replacing the normal cheesecake crust with crushed [[Wikipedia:Oreos|Oreos]].
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| - | ==External Links==
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| - | *[[HR:cheatcommandos4.html|watch "Commandos in the Classroom"]]
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| - | *[[HR:cheatcommandos4.swf|view the Flash file for "Commandos in the Classroom"]]
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| - | *[[Forum:4934|forum thread re: Commandos In The Classroom]]
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