Moses Malone

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'''Moses Malone''' is [[The Cheat]]'s buddy in his favorite series of bedtime stories, "The Ch8t's Cheatventures in [[Places Strong Bad Made Up#Moses MaloneLand|Moses MaloneLand]]." He seems to talk through the blue-striped sock on his right leg that moves up and down as he speaks. Moses enjoys playing video games with The Cheat, but doesn't care for the company of [[Maggot Man]], whom he greets with "Uh oh, Maggot Man" and a high-powered kick that causes an explosion.
'''Moses Malone''' is [[The Cheat]]'s buddy in his favorite series of bedtime stories, "The Ch8t's Cheatventures in [[Places Strong Bad Made Up#Moses MaloneLand|Moses MaloneLand]]." He seems to talk through the blue-striped sock on his right leg that moves up and down as he speaks. Moses enjoys playing video games with The Cheat, but doesn't care for the company of [[Maggot Man]], whom he greets with "Uh oh, Maggot Man" and a high-powered kick that causes an explosion.

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Moses Malone

Moses Malone is The Cheat's buddy in his favorite series of bedtime stories, "The Ch8t's Cheatventures in Moses MaloneLand." He seems to talk through the blue-striped sock on his right leg that moves up and down as he speaks. Moses enjoys playing video games with The Cheat, but doesn't care for the company of Maggot Man, whom he greets with "Uh oh, Maggot Man" and a high-powered kick that causes an explosion.

The real Moses Malone is a former NBA and ABA basketball player.

Debut: bedtime story

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