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| - | [[Image:Senor_Cartgage_Profile.PNG|thumb|right|100px|"So cool."]]
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| - | {{about|creepy mortgage broker and used car salesman}} {{for|blue [[Storybook Characters|storybook character]]|Señor}}
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| - | '''Senor Cardgage''' is apparently the creepy guy that lived down the street from the Brothers Strong when they were little, and gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares due to his extreme sketchiness. Apparently he now runs [[Senor Cardgage Mort-gage|his own mortgage business]] as well as a [[Senorial Day|used car dealership]].
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| - | Some of his traits include:
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| - | * Suspiciously coming out of bushes and shrubs just as you walk by
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| - | * Always carrying [[Aldi Bag|an old plastic Aldi grocery bag]] of mysterious contents
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| - | * Loudly eating melty chocolate bars while standing too close to you in lines
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| - | * Smelling like [[Peas|pea soup]] (according to [[Homestar Runner]])
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| - | [[Image:Can of Peas.png|thumb|left|"You're every welcome, Valerie!"]]
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| - | Senor Cardgage speaks in phrases that are almost one word but not quite another, like; "excardon me" and "exobably not," and he talks in a very quiet voice. He'll also call you as if you were a girl, regardless of your gender.
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| - | Even though he has a car dealership and a mortgage company, his residence is unknown. It is suggested in [[Senorial Day]] that he is [[Wikipedia:homelessness|homeless]], as he is shown in an alleyway sleeping in a [[Wikipedia:sleeping bag|sleeping bag]] and using his Aldi bag as a [[Wikipedia:pillows|pillow]]. Strong Sad said that Senor Cardgage lived down the street when they were little, implying he had a house at one point; however, there is no proof of this or of his current residence.
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| - | When [[Strong Bad]] is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff in the email "[[kind of cool]]", he describes Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad who is just like Senor Cardgage. Both are, at least to Strong Bad, "so cool, you don't even know [that they are] cool".
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| - | It is often debated whether Senor Cardgage and Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad are the same person or not, but it is notable that during the "[[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]" extra on the [[strongbad email.exe]] DVD, [[The Brothers Chaps]] refer to this character as Senor Cardgage, and during the commentary for [[garage sale]], they remark, "Ah, good ol' Senor Cardgage. I guess he's a real character now."
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| - | ==Appearances==
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| - | *'''Debut:''' Email [[kind of cool]]
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| - | *[[:Category:Senor Cardgage Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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| - | [[Category: Characters]]
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| - | ==See Also==
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| - | *[[Nicknames#Senor Cardgage|Nicknames]]
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