User talk:Thesmokingmonkey

subject: It's like this

Dear Chapmans,

I think if maybe you worried more about coming up
with funny things for the King of Town to say instead
of selling tee shirts, you might enjoy breakfast more.

Break it down for me, fell-ahs
Dave, Washington DC

MONKEY ARCHIVE #6*

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Hi man! You are a member of that wiki, right? Have you seen the article about us? I know it's a parody wiki, but why center around the vandals? I don't have problem about the 30 year olds arguing with childern, which is kinda true. But the part inviting people to troll? Bugh! Can you please fix it? — Elcool ^(talk)_(contribs) 16:55, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, seriously. That's why I vandalized that page, like, 7 times. I apologize for that, of course, it's just that it really angered me at the time. Seriously ^(Talk) 17:27, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Look what I did [1]. --TheThingé 17:29, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Dude, I'm sorry I ever got that thought into my head—AVENGE ME, THE THING! 1 WAS BLOCKED! AVENGE ME!!!!Seriously ^(Talk) 17:31, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Kidding. I'm angry too, but that doesn't mean you should do what I did. Seriously ^(Talk) 17:31, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

I woulda done it anyway. --TheThingé 17:32, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Hop on IRC for a minute. I got some frickin' sweet stuff to tell, the thing. Seriously ^(Talk) 17:43, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Can't ever do it again they blocked me forever. --TheThingé 17:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

What is IRC? --TheThingé 17:44, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Go to This page. Go to the link chat.hrwiki.org. Then sign up. and quick. Seriously ^(Talk) 17:46, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

You only got blocked for three days. That's alright. Seriously ^(Talk) 17:47, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

It wont let me Go on IRC. --TheThingé 17:50, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

What am I suppose to type? --TheThingé 17:55, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Whatever you want to be called. When you're on, type /join #hrwiki and then it'l bring you to the channel. Seriously ^(Talk)

It isn't working. --TheThingé 19:07, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Then you need to download it. Whatev. Seriously ^(Talk) 19:12, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

First of all, you don't need to be using The Smoking Monkey's talk page for your idle chat. Second, I am severly embarrassed that users from our wiki would resort to vandalism—anywhere. — It's dot com 20:55, 18 February 2006 (UTC)

Well yes, I shouldn't have vandalized those pages, but you already know about that. As for the thing, as you can see, I said myself that he should not do what I did. The IRC thing, well, that's not gonna happen for a while, apparently. Seriously ^(Talk) 20:57, 18 February 2006 (UTC)