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| - | {{User:The Chort/toolbox}}
| + | <font color="red"><big><big><big><big><big>YOUR WIKI A SPLODE! |
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| - | <blockquote class="tandy email">Words of Wisdom<br>
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| - | "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad."<br>
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| - | — [[cartoon]]
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| - | Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. Awwwww!<br>
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| - | — [[kids' book]]
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| - | ==Introduction==
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| - | Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug near the end of April 2005, when I was rather bored. I decided to do a quick [http://www.google.com Google] search for more information about this Trogdor guy I had heard of. It was a google search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, <font color=red>'''BAM!'''</font color=red> I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon!]] Later that day, I read in the [[FAQ]] that there was this secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another Google search and <font color=red>'''KAPOW!'''</font color=red> I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] Three months later, I had watched <font color=red>'''EVERY'''</font color=red> toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed. Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
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| - | ==About Me==
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| - | I'm male and I'm 15 years old (that's just a little less than 16!). I live in England, which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me. When I'm not playing computer games, I spend most of my time on the Wiki, hanging around the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits and, if necessary, <font color=red>'''DESTROYING'''</font color=red> the crap ones. I also enjoy going through the unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format for <font color=red>'''DELETION'''</font color=red>. More recently, I have started to hunt down used or unused personal images and sorting them into their appropriate categories. And not only that, I will frequently update this page with crap <s>to tempt you into visiting again, thus boosting the number of page views</s> to entertain you lovely people.
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| - | ==Favourite Quotes==
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| - | |[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || "'''Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!'''"
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| - | |[[Image:thnikkafied-machine.png|75px]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] || [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]] || "''You said you'd bake us a cake!'' You said you'd bake us a cake! ''You said you'd bake us a cake!'' You said you'd bake us a cake..."
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| - | |[[Image:ilsg.PNG|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for '''BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!'''"
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| - | |[[Image:blue ones.PNG|50px]] || [[Toons|Big Toon]] || [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] || "The world is saved! I found the '''blue ooooones!'''"
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| - | |[[Image:sbemail87.PNG|75px]] || [[Powered By The Cheat]] || [[mile]] || "Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
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| - | |[[Image:post-it-notes.jpg|75px]] || [[Puppet Stuff]] || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]] ||"'''Millions, I tell ya! Millions!! I'm gonna save the company millions!! I'm savin' bunches of money...'''"
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| - | |[[Image:dween.png|75px]] || [[Holiday Toons|Holiday Toon(s)]] || [[Decemberween In July]] || "Greta is <s>making cookies.</s> ''feeding the mouse bug spray.'' When will <s>t</s>he<s>y</s> be done<s>?</s> ''for?''"
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| - | |[[Image:underconstruction02.png|75px]] || [[20X6]] || [[Under Construction]] || "Hey, Stickly Man. '''WHAAAAAAT''' are you doing?"
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| - | |[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || "Today's forecast is total crap!"
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| - | |[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|75px]] || [[Strumstar Hammer|Easter Egg]] || [[kids' book]], [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|"book"]] || "<strike>Knowing that he could not have done it without</strike> The Homestar Runner<strike>'s help,</strike> ''and'' Pom-Pom <strike>shared the trophy.</strike> ''lifted a comode.''"
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| - | [[Image:A mighty warrior.png]] http://www.cornwall.gov.uk/media/image/s/0/bikeriding_1.jpg
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| - | '''''Cornwall is no place for a mighty warrior!'''''
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