Homestar Runner
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''{'''Page Title:''' Homerun Hitter!}'' | ''{'''Page Title:''' Homerun Hitter!}'' | ||
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me... Homestar... Runner... Homestar Runner. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me... Homestar... Runner... Homestar Runner. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, and have the only propeller cap. {''propeller cap twirls''} And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business. If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... "Fluffy Puff Marshmallows." Or "Homestar." Either one, really. They both fit. |
| - | '''STRONG BAD''': ''{offscreen}'' Don't forget doofus | + | '''STRONG BAD''': ''{offscreen}'' Don't forget "doofus." ''{Instead of "'doofus'" Strong Bad sometimes says "'moron'" or "uh... 'Lionel Richie.'"}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah, that too. That's another good one. In closing, I look good in red. Check it out. ''{turns around, sings}'' Butt dance, butt da-a-ance! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': Yeah, that too. That's another good one. In closing, I look good in red. Check it out. ''{turns around, sings}'' Butt dance, butt da-a-ance! | ||
Revision as of 02:02, 23 December 2004
- This article is about the character. For information on the Homestar Runner flash cartoon, see What is Homestar Runner?.
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Biography
Homestar is a terrific athlete. And he looks good in red. He's also the star of the show, but he probably doesn't realize it. Ever the butt of jokes, Homestar is an earnest character with a clean heart and nothing but love for the rest of mankind. Unfortunately, his absolute cluelessness and clumsiness keep him from realizing his full potential. You can never be quite sure whether he and Marzipan are going out or not, but he sure seems to think they are. He is also colonel of the inactive Homestarmy.
Character Video Transcript
{Page Title: Homerun Hitter!}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hello. Greetings, one and everyone. Welcome to me... Homestar... Runner... Homestar Runner. Um... what else? I pretty much run the show around here. I date the only girl, and have the only propeller cap. {propeller cap twirls} And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business. If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... "Fluffy Puff Marshmallows." Or "Homestar." Either one, really. They both fit.
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} Don't forget "doofus." {Instead of "'doofus'" Strong Bad sometimes says "'moron'" or "uh... 'Lionel Richie.'"}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, that too. That's another good one. In closing, I look good in red. Check it out. {turns around, sings} Butt dance, butt da-a-ance!
Also known as...
Halloween Costumes
- Kurt Cobain
- The Greatest American Hero
- Angus Young
- John McEnroe
- Carl Spackler (from Caddyshack)
Homestar Runner Art Style Evolution
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