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| - | Error - You have spent too much time on the net
| + | == My Userpage == |
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| + | Haldo and Helscome to my user page. |
| - | The page you are looking for is currently unavailable because you have overloaded the Internet. You may need to take a break from the web. Please go outside and play.
| + | [[Image:Wikistress3D_4_v3.jpg|thumb]] |
| | + | === Favorite Toons/Emails/etc. === |
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| + | Emails: |
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| + | *[[geddup noise|geddup noise]] |
| | + | *[[bedtime story|bedtime story]] |
| | + | *[[dragon|dragon]] |
| | + | *[[flashback|flashback]] |
| | + | *[[virus|virus]] |
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| - | Please try the following:
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| - | Turn off your computer and do something creative.
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| - | If the world wide web is all that you know, try calling 1-800-web-help and speak to a friendly Web help anonymous representative.
| + | {{User:Count X/sig}} 04:06, 17 January 2006 (UTC) |
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| - | Contact your (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP) to disconnect you.
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| - | If your Network Administrator has enabled it, your system can examine your network and automatically disconnect you or at least shut this page down by clicking here.
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| - | Click the Help menu and then search for topics about abusing the internet or use Google.
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| - | If you are in desperate trouble, we can lock your computer up, forcing you to leave your computer desk. This is not advisable and should be considered as a last resort only.
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| - | - No, not really. We are just kidding
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| - | If you think that this page has reached you in error you may complete one of the following:
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| - | Refer someone who needs help to this page
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| - | Start your internet search over at thecenter2000.com
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| - | Click the Back button to try another link.
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| - | Ignore this page
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| - | Overloaded web or DNS Error
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| - | Internet Explorer, WEB-TV or maybe Netscape, who cares?
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