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'''THIS PAGE HAS BEEN LIBERATED BY BOBBY BOULDERS'''
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'''Holidays''' are a big part of [[Free Country, USA]], with holidays such as Mother's Day and Flag Day. Some of the more prevalent holidays are unlikely choices, such as April Fool's Day and Labor Day, also known as Labor Dabor. The most celebrated holidays, however, are Halloween and [[Decemberween]], the latter of which appears to be a euphemism for Christmas, possibly created for viewers of religions other than Christianity.
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'''Long live the International Society of Vandals (ISV)!'''
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== Holidays ==
 
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=== New Year's Day (January 1st)===
 
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A day to set goals for the next year, with no intention whatsoever of following them.
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To join the ISV, please e-mail Bobby Boulders at: imwithbobby@yahoo.com, or visit his MySpace Page: http://www.myspace.com/bobbyboulders.  
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*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] (Mentioned by [[Strong Bad]] near the end)
 
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*[[Where's The Cheat?]] ([[The Cheat]]'s resolution mentioned)
 
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*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] ([[Strong Sad]] talks about several people's resolutions, and his own)
 
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===Trogday (January 13th)===
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==Declaration of War Vs. Wookieepedia, Wikipedia, SW Fanon & Memory Alpha: 7/8/06==
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On this great day of July 8 in the Year of Our Lord 2006, righteous and blessed War has been declared on the corrupt and tyrannical Administration of Wookieepedia, Wikipedia, SW Fanon, and Memory Alpha by the blessed and just forces of the '''INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS.'''
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The anniversary of the creation of [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]], in [[dragon]].
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Hundreds of our members, armed with VandalBots, keyboards, and their own free minds, will soon descend upon Wikipedia to destroy it from its core. We will forcibly obliterate the rotten element (i.e., the Current Administration) from Wikipedia in order to restore Wikipedia to a state of freedom of information.  
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*[[Happy Trogday]] (2006)
 
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=== Super Bowl/The Big Game (last Sunday in January or first Sunday in February) ===
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God is Great!
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A day of rest, and of putting off until tomorrow what you could do today.
 
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*[[Superbowl Dealie]] (2003)
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Signed,
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*[[island]] (Strong Bad and Homestar find a flyer advertising Super Bowl XIX)
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=== Valentine's Day (February 14th) ===
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J. Robert Boulders,
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A depressing time for Strong Sad, and possibly even Strong Bad, Valentine's Day is the day the citizens of Free Country USA realize just how empty their lives really are.
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Acting President and Spiritual Leader,  
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]] (Mentioned by Strong Bad)
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INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS
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*[[Strong Sad's Lament]] (Strong Sad Laments about Valentine's Day, via a short [[Powered by The Cheat]]-style animation depicting Valentine's Day: [[HR:sadjournal/vday.swf|'vday.swf']])
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=== April Fool's Day (April 1st) ===
 
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A time of tomfoolery for [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]].
 
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*[[King of Town Intro|kingoftown.com]] (2003)
 
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*[[Revenge of the King]] (2003)
 
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*[[Under Construction]] (2004)
 
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*[[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]] (2005)
 
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*[[April Fool's 2006]] (Effect on the site for the purpose of recognizing April Fools)
 
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=== The Cheat's 'Cheatday' (April 18th)===
 
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Free Country's biggest birthday bash is The Cheat's Cheatday, celebrated on April 18th, the date on The Cheat's fake ID, because that's the only day Strong Bad is sure is ''not'' The Cheat's birthday.
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==Mission Statement==
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'''ON VANDALISM'''  
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*[[cheatday]] (2004)
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'''An Essay by Bobby Boulders'''
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*[[Strong Bad's Room Main Page]] (refers to Cheatday)
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===Birthdays===
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'''President, International Society of Vandals'''
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General birthday references also abound. All of these toons mention someone's "birthday".
 
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*[[In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD]] ([[Marzipan]]'s birthday)
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What drives the Wikimedia vandal to action? What makes him or her tick? The current Administration of the various Wikimedia portals would have you believe that vandals act simply out of a need for attention. They seek to disrupt the ease and functionality of information exchange via the Wikimedia. And they seek to do this only “because they can.”
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]] (refers to Marzipan's birthday)
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*[[Strong Bad Sings]] ([[Strong Mad]] sings "Happy Birthday", or at least tries to)
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*[[anything]] (refers to Marzipan's birthday)
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*[[origins]] (refers to Strong Bad's birthday)
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*[[The Secrets That I Keep]] (refers to Strong Sad's birthday)
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*[[flashback]] ([[Homestar Runner]] mistakenly thinks it's Strong Bad's birthday.)
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*[[bottom 10]] ([[Marshie]] thinks it's his "birfday". [[Nibbles]] corrects him.)
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*[[Happy Trogday]] ([[Stinkoman]] says his birthday was last week.)
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=== Mother's Day (second Sunday in May) ===
 
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A day to recognize the hard work of the women who never have, and likely never will, appear in Free Country USA.
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On a basic level, this concept is true. The majority of so-called “vandals” on the Wikimedia sites vandalize to get a rise out of their peers, or to be clever, cute, funny, or ridiculous. They seek little more than the fleeting attention their handiwork will generate before its inevitable reversion or removal. It is plainly obvious that such vandals are endemic to the Wikimedia, and will remain so, as long as the Wikimedia remain open-source sites, freely capable of being edited by any and all passing users. Primal, unconstructive vandalism is quick, easy, and will always be so.  
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*[[A Mother's Day Message]] (2002)
 
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=== Senorial Day (last Monday in May) ===
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Vandalism will always remain “easy,” but it needn’t always be unconstructive. Indeed, if bent to just purposes, vandalism of the Wikimedia can be a powerful political tool. We at the International Society of Vandals believe, quite firmly, that vandalism should be constructive in nature. It should serve a greater purpose. It should be done not in bad faith, but with positive, rehabilitative intent. We vandalize to bring about positive and pure change to the Wikimedia system.
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A day that seems to correspond to [[Wikipedia:Memorial Day|Memorial Day]]. Apparently, all the big stores in town (at least, [[Senor Cardgage]]'s and [[Bubs]]') have sales that weekend.
 
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*[[Senorial Day]] (2005)
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What change do we seek? To be blunt, we strive for nothing less than the overthrow of the current Administration of the Wikimedia, and their replacement by more fair, balanced, and philanthropic Administrators. Like the common Frenchmen rebelling against their tyrannical government in the French Revolution, we believe quite strongly in the essence, spirit, and future of our “nation.” Indeed, we value the free exchange of information on the Wikimedia more highly than any of the Administrators do. And we believe that, only by removing or forcing the ouster of these fascist and tyrannical Administrators, can information once again flow freely.
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=== Flag Day (June 14th) ===
 
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A day to proudly raise the [[Strong Badia]] flag, and sing along to the Strong Badia national anthem.
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The Administrators have gone too far. They have become cliquish, catty, fascist, and above all, self-interested. They have demonstrated, time and again, that they are not motivated by Good and Righteous desires to aid and continue the freedom of information and aggregation on the Wikimedia. Rather, they are interested only in reverting people’s edits, restricting the flow of new information, and resisting any and all change to the status quo of articles as they currently exist.  
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*[[flag day]] (2002)
 
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=== Fourth of July/Independence Day (July 4th) ===
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Science has taught us that information is not static. One can never know the sum total of all there is to know about any given subject. Likewise, to think that any given Wikimedia article needs no further revision – as seems to be the belief and practice of Administrators – is to spit in the face of Progress and Education.  
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A time of patriotism, retrospect, and, of course, fireworks.
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*[[Flag Intro]]
 
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*[[Main Page 12]]
 
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*[[Happy Fireworks]] (2005)
 
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=== Labor Day (first Monday in September) ===
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And thus, our mission is made clear. We will continue to vandalize. We will continue to rebel against tyranny. We will continue, and we will NOT stop, until our goals have been achieved, and the current Administrators of Wikipedia are dethroned. We will disrupt and destroy all Wikimedia sites, piece by piece, until the owners of the Wikimedia sites have lost all faith in the Administrators to execute their jobs effectively. And once those Administrators are terminated from their duties, we will rest. And we will know peace
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Labor Day (aka Labor-Dabor) is a day of no work, enforced by the [[Homestarmy]].
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*[[labor day]] (2003)
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*[[Labor Dabor]] (2004)
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=== Halloween (October 31st) ===
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A popular holiday in Free Country. The [[Characters#Main_characters|main characters]] are always seen in a [[Halloween Costumes|different costume]] at this time.
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*[[Ween Intro]]
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*[[Homestarloween Party]] (2000)
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*[[halloweener]] (2001)
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] (2001)
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] (2002)
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*[[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] (2002)
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*[[ghosts]] (2002)
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*[[Malloween Commercial]] (2003)
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*[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] (2003)
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*[[Fan Costume Commentary]] (2003)
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*[[Punkin Stencils]] (2004; updated 2005)
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*[[That A Ghost]] (2004)
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*[[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]] (2004)
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*[[Halloween Fairstival]] (2004)
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (2005)
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*[[More Fan Costumes]] (2005)
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=== Thanksgiving (fourth Thursday in November) ===
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A time of feasting and reminiscing.
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*[[Some Stupid Turkey]] (2001)
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*[[Happy T!]] (2002)
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*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] (2003)
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*[[colonization]]* (2003)
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*[[Fall Float Parade]] (2005)
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<small><nowiki>*</nowiki>Strong Bad is asked if he celebrates Thanksgiving, but tells us about his own Thanksgiving-like holiday.</small>
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=== [[Decemberween]] (December 25th) ===
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A made-up holiday that takes place 55 days after Halloween. It is analogous to Christmas, possibly having the name to avoid religious issues for the non-Christian audiences.
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*[[A Holiday Greeting]] (2000)
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*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] (2001)
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*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] (2002)
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*[[Decemberween Email Menu]] (2002)
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*[[Decemberween In July]] (2004)
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*[[Snowglobe|Snow Globe]] (2004)
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*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] (2004)
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Revision as of 04:40, 10 July 2006

THIS PAGE HAS BEEN LIBERATED BY BOBBY BOULDERS

Long live the International Society of Vandals (ISV)!


To join the ISV, please e-mail Bobby Boulders at: imwithbobby@yahoo.com, or visit his MySpace Page: http://www.myspace.com/bobbyboulders.


Declaration of War Vs. Wookieepedia, Wikipedia, SW Fanon & Memory Alpha: 7/8/06

On this great day of July 8 in the Year of Our Lord 2006, righteous and blessed War has been declared on the corrupt and tyrannical Administration of Wookieepedia, Wikipedia, SW Fanon, and Memory Alpha by the blessed and just forces of the INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS.

Hundreds of our members, armed with VandalBots, keyboards, and their own free minds, will soon descend upon Wikipedia to destroy it from its core. We will forcibly obliterate the rotten element (i.e., the Current Administration) from Wikipedia in order to restore Wikipedia to a state of freedom of information.


God is Great!


Signed,

J. Robert Boulders,

Acting President and Spiritual Leader,

INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY OF VANDALS



Mission Statement

ON VANDALISM

An Essay by Bobby Boulders

President, International Society of Vandals


What drives the Wikimedia vandal to action? What makes him or her tick? The current Administration of the various Wikimedia portals would have you believe that vandals act simply out of a need for attention. They seek to disrupt the ease and functionality of information exchange via the Wikimedia. And they seek to do this only “because they can.”


On a basic level, this concept is true. The majority of so-called “vandals” on the Wikimedia sites vandalize to get a rise out of their peers, or to be clever, cute, funny, or ridiculous. They seek little more than the fleeting attention their handiwork will generate before its inevitable reversion or removal. It is plainly obvious that such vandals are endemic to the Wikimedia, and will remain so, as long as the Wikimedia remain open-source sites, freely capable of being edited by any and all passing users. Primal, unconstructive vandalism is quick, easy, and will always be so.


Vandalism will always remain “easy,” but it needn’t always be unconstructive. Indeed, if bent to just purposes, vandalism of the Wikimedia can be a powerful political tool. We at the International Society of Vandals believe, quite firmly, that vandalism should be constructive in nature. It should serve a greater purpose. It should be done not in bad faith, but with positive, rehabilitative intent. We vandalize to bring about positive and pure change to the Wikimedia system.


What change do we seek? To be blunt, we strive for nothing less than the overthrow of the current Administration of the Wikimedia, and their replacement by more fair, balanced, and philanthropic Administrators. Like the common Frenchmen rebelling against their tyrannical government in the French Revolution, we believe quite strongly in the essence, spirit, and future of our “nation.” Indeed, we value the free exchange of information on the Wikimedia more highly than any of the Administrators do. And we believe that, only by removing or forcing the ouster of these fascist and tyrannical Administrators, can information once again flow freely.


The Administrators have gone too far. They have become cliquish, catty, fascist, and above all, self-interested. They have demonstrated, time and again, that they are not motivated by Good and Righteous desires to aid and continue the freedom of information and aggregation on the Wikimedia. Rather, they are interested only in reverting people’s edits, restricting the flow of new information, and resisting any and all change to the status quo of articles as they currently exist.


Science has taught us that information is not static. One can never know the sum total of all there is to know about any given subject. Likewise, to think that any given Wikimedia article needs no further revision – as seems to be the belief and practice of Administrators – is to spit in the face of Progress and Education.


And thus, our mission is made clear. We will continue to vandalize. We will continue to rebel against tyranny. We will continue, and we will NOT stop, until our goals have been achieved, and the current Administrators of Wikipedia are dethroned. We will disrupt and destroy all Wikimedia sites, piece by piece, until the owners of the Wikimedia sites have lost all faith in the Administrators to execute their jobs effectively. And once those Administrators are terminated from their duties, we will rest. And we will know peace

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