Marzipan's Answering Machine

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-	[[Image:Marzipans_Answering_Machine.png|thumb|The [[PhoneTime XL8]]]]	+	Niggers are not people.
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-	'''[[Marzipan]]'s Answering Machine''' is probably one of the most overlooked sections on the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner website]], likely because it has little or no animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal relationships between the [[Characters|characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting prank calls, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s constant misunderstandings, and [[Coach Z]]'s and [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.	+
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-	== Marzipan's Answering Machines ==	+
-	{|	+
-	<autocolumn width="150">	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]	+
-	*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]	+
-	</autocolumn>	+
-	|}	+
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-	== Other Answering Machine Segments ==	+
-	The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines, just like this feature.	+
-	* [[The King of Town DVD]]	+
-	* [[Where's The Cheat?]]	+
-	* Email [[personal favorites]]	+
-	* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]	+
-	* Email [[garage sale]]	+
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-	== People Who've Called Marzipan ==	+
-	'''[[Strong Bad]]''' (24 times)	+
-	* {{mamlink|1.0|6}} (as Mr. Nobody)	+
-	* {{mamlink|1.0|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|2.0|6}} (as Detective Everybody)	+
-	* {{mamlink|3.0|6}} (as Marzipan)	+
-	* {{mamlink|4.0|6}} (as the King of Town)	+
-	* {{mamlink|4.0|1}} (yelling at Strong Mad)	+
-	* {{mamlink|5.0|4}} (as Constable Anybody)	+
-	* {{mamlink|6.0|5}} (as Dr. Professional)	+
-	* {{mamlink|6.0|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|7.0|1}} (as [[Dan|Safety Dan]])	+
-	* {{mamlink|8.0|4}} (as Sweepstakes Ron)	+
-	* {{mamlink|8.0|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|9.2|5}} (as Cableman Jorge)	+
-	* {{mamlink|9.2|3}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|5}} (prank call lesson 1)	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|4}} (prank call lesson 2)	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|3}} (prank call lesson 2, second try)	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|2}} (prank call lesson 3, then cancels the class)	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|1}} (yelling at Strong Sad)	+
-	* {{mamlink|11.2|5}} (as Bob Statesman)	+
-	* {{mamlink|11.2|1}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|12.2|4}} (as [[Obviously Phony Aliases#Goatface|Goatface]])	+
-	* {{mamlink|12.2|2}} (as all of Marzipan's friends)	+
-	* {{mamlink|13.2|1}} (as Lorenz Magazine Man)	+
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-	'''[[Homestar Runner]]''' (20 times)	+
-	* {{mamlink|1.0|5}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|1.0|3}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|2.0|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|3.0|4}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|3.0|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|4.0|7}} (addressing Pom Pom)	+
-	* {{mamlink|4.0|4}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|5.0|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|6.0|1}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|7.0|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|8.0|1}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|9.2|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|9.2|1}} (followed by a fake greeting and four fake messages)	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|5}} (prank call lesson 1)	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|4}} (prank call lesson 2)	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|3}} (prank call lesson 2, second try)	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|2}} (prank call lesson 3, then finds the class is cancelled)	+
-	* {{mamlink|11.2|4}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|12.2|1}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|13.2|6}}	+
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-	'''[[The King of Town]]''' (9 times)	+
-	* {{mamlink|2.0|5}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|2.0|3}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|2.0|1}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|4.0|3}} (as Strong Bad)	+
-	* {{mamlink|6.0|4}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|9.2|6}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|11.2|3}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|13.2|5}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|13.2|3}} (in The Cheat's remix)	+
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-	'''Strong Sad''' (7 times)	+
-	* {{mamlink|1.0|4}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|4.0|5}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|4.0|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|5.0|1}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|7.0|5}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|6}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|10.2|1}}	+
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-	'''Coach Z''' (6 times)	+
-	* {{mamlink|1.0|1}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|3.0|3}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)	+
-	* {{mamlink|5.0|3}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|8.0|5}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|9.2|4}}	+
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-	'''[[Bubs]]''' (5 times)	+
-	* {{mamlink|3.0|5}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|5.0|6}} (drunk)	+
-	* {{mamlink|7.0|4}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|8.0|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|12.2|5}} (as [[The Thnikkaman]])	+
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-	'''Marzipan''' (2 times)	+
-	* {{mamlink|2.0|4}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|12.2|3}}	+
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-	'''[[Pom Pom]]''' (2 times)	+
-	* {{mamlink|2.0|2}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|9.2|1}}	+
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-	'''[[Strong Mad]]''' (2 times)	+
-	* {{mamlink|3.0|1}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|4.0|1}}	+
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-	'''[[Homsar]]''' (2 times)	+
-	* {{mamlink|5.0|5}}	+
-	* {{mamlink|7.0|3}}	+
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-	'''Miscellaneous''' (one time each)	+
-	* {{mamlink|6.0|3}} ([[Kevin]])	+
-	* {{mamlink|8.0|3}} ([[Stinkoman]])	+
-	* {{mamlink|8.0|2}} ([[Grape-Nuts Robot]])	+
-	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] ([[Vector Strong Bad]])	+
-	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2#Easter Eggs|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] (Ron Dardman)	+
-	* {{mamlink|11.2|2}} (Łukasz)	+
-	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2#Easter Eggs|Version 11.2, Easter egg]] (Some Other Guy With An Accent)	+
-	* {{mamlink|13.2|4}} ([[Old-Timey Strong Bad]])	+
-	* {{mamlink|13.2|3}} ([[The Cheat]])	+
-	* {{mamlink|13.2|2}} ([[The Homestar Runner]])	+
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-	== Fun Facts ==	+
-	*The answering machine cassette tapes on versions 1.0 through 8.0 never stop rolling.	+
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-	== External Links ==	+
-	*[[HR:answer13.html|Marzipan's Answering Machine]]	+
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-	{{Recenttoon}}	+
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-	[[Category: Marzipan's Answering Machine|*]]	+

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Revision as of 08:28, 20 August 2006

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