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| - | [[Image:Really Old Tandy.PNG|thumb|"I like-a to say, 'Holy crap!'"]]
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| - | The word '''"crap"''' is a prominent part of the [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] universe. The word itself is often used as a substitute for [[Swears|vulgarity]], and it often describes things that [[Strong Bad]] and other [[Characters|characters]] find stupid or offensive. In addition, Strong Bad has become infamous for the phrase "Holy crap!", an exclamation he frequently used [[Strong Bad Evolution|early in his evolution]], but not so much today. In fact, Strong Bad currently voices his displeasure openly whenever he receives an email [[Crapfully Yours|signed with the word "crap"]].
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| - | == Holy Crap! and Other Exclamations ==
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| - | [[Image:O Holy Crap.PNG|thumb|250px|"O Holy Crap"]]
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| - | ===Big Toons===
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| - | *'''[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]''' — When he is discovered cheating in the jumping jack contest, Strong Bad says, "Oh! Holy... crap."
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| - | *'''[[The Reddest Radish]]''' — After hitting a can that Homestar kicked and sending his stolen radish flying, Strong Bad shouts, "Holy crap!" and runs after it. A few seconds later, his after-image also shouts, "Holy crap!" and dashes off.
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| - | *'''[[The Luau]]''' — After welcoming [[Strong Mad]] and [[The Cheat]] to his party, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap!! I forgot the wood!"
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| - | *'''[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]''' — When [[Homestar Runner]] discovers him after escaping from jail, Strong Bad says, "Aww, holy crap! I ''thought'' I smelled bacon!"
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| - | *'''[[Shopping for Danger]]''' — At the checkout line, [[Blue Laser Commander]] says, "Oh, crap! I forgot my Price Style Plus Card!"
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| - | *'''[[Weclome Back]]''' — Strong Bad says, "Oh, cuh-rap!" before saying that he accidentally [[Mashing Go|mashed stop]] instead of record when preparing to do an email while skydiving.
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| - | ===Holiday Toons===
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| - | *'''[[A Holiday Greeting]]''' — Strong Bad's rendition of "O Holy Night" begins with "O Holy Crap." Homestar Runner later tries to explain that Strong Bad was trying to say "Happy Holidays" but accidently says, "O Holy Crap."
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| - | *'''[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]''' — Homestar can't decide what to get Strong Bad for Decemberween. While talking to [[Strong Sad]] about it, he says, "Well, I know he's kind of a jerk sometimes, and he says 'holy crap' a lot, but..."
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| - | *'''[[Halloween Fairstival]]''' — When Homestar's [[Witches' Brew]] fails to cure [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] hiccups, Strong Bad says, "Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!"
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| - | *'''[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]''' — At the beginning and ending of the Toon, Homestar yells, "Oh, crap!" multiple times.
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| - | ===[[Strong Bad Email]]===
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| - | *'''[[the bird]]''' — While talking to Pom Pom, Strong Bad says, "Oh crap, I should probably check my email."
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| - | *'''[[action figure]]''' — While playing with his action figure, Strong Bad says, "Hey Homestar, get away from here! Holy crap!"
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| - | *'''[[dragon]]''' — When Strong Bad sees [[Strong Sad]] with a picture of a dragon, he says to him, "Oh crap, I didn't know you were doing one."
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| - | *'''[[personal favorites]]''' — One of Strong Bad's favorite emails is a fictional one in which a viewer asks him his favorite phrase. An early version of Strong Bad replies, "I like-a to say, holy crap!"
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| - | *'''[[impression]]''' — In complimenting [[The Cheat|The Cheat's]] costume, [[Coach Z]] says "Holy crap! It's as if [[Strong Sad]] were [[Death#Strong Sad's Imagined Death|still alive]] and with us today!"
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| - | *'''[[couch patch]]''' — Strong Bad says, "Oh crap! This thing is worthless!" when his computer refuses to make Homestar's head explode.
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| - | *'''[[the bet]]''' — Strong Bad yells, "Oh, crap!" when he loses his bet with Homestar.
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| - | *'''[[theme park]]''' — Homestar says, "Oh, crap! Tasteball already?"
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| - | *'''[[time capsule]]''' — Strong Bad says, "Holy gosh! It worked!" when Homestar rings his doorbell. Later in the email, he yells, "CRAP!" when his "groupies and royalties" fail to arrive.
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| - | *'''[[lady...ing]]''' — In the style of [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], an early version of Strong Bad says, "Holy crap" several times, seemingly for no reason.
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| - | *'''[[pop-up]]''' — The final page of the book has a pop-up Strong Bad saying "Holy crap!" <!-- The "crap flap" is mentioned in "Miscellaneous Crap" below. -->
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| - | ===Other===
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| - | *'''[[Spin 'n Say]]''' — The Strong Bad says, "Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Holy! Crap!"
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| - | *'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]]''' — [[The King of Town]] tries to impersonate Strong Bad by, among other things, saying, "Holy crap! You caught me!"
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| - | *'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]''' — Homestar Runner makes backwards sounds to undo an earlier message in which he announced he was breaking up with [[Marzipan]]. When [[Pom Pom]] tells him that doesn't work, he responds, "What do you ''mean'' that doesn't work? Oh, crap." and then runs to Marzipan's house to replace the tape.
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| - | *'''[[Main Page 6]]''' — Strong Bad shouts, "Holy crap!" as he falls through the clouds.
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| - | *'''[[Main Page 7]]''' — Strong Bad rises from the dead, then says, "Holy crap!" as his head falls off and rolls away.
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| - | *'''[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]''' — [[Cheerleader]] ends the issue by saying, "Everyone died 'cept me!" A chomping noise is heard, and she then says, "Aw, crap!"
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| - | *'''[[Peasant's Quest]]''' — In [[Trogdor]]'s lair, if you type "look trogdor", it says, "Holy crap! Trogdor's way bigger in person than he looks in most tapestries you've seen." Also, before you talk to Trogdor, the game says you think you hear him whimpering, then it says, "Aw crap, that's you."
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| - | == What the Crap? ==
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| - | [[Image:Flashbackcrap.PNG|thumb|250px|"'Who the crap are you, Duckshirt?' asked No-shirt."]]
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| - | In addition to "Holy crap!", various forms of "What the crap?" are also popular.
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| - | ===Strong Bad Email===
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| - | *'''[[brianrietta]]''' — When he realizes he's responding to Brian, Strong Bad yells, "hey... BRIAN!? What the crap?" before telling him things just won't work out between them.
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| - | *'''[[gimmicks]]''' — Strong Bad mutters, "What the... crap?" just before his computer [[Strong Bad's Computer Malfunctioning|explodes]].
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| - | *'''[[army]]''' — Strong Bad orders [[Firebert]] to "find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at [[The Stick]] in 0-15 minutes."
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| - | *'''[[stupid stuff]]''' — When Homestar Runner gets Strong Bad to say something stupid, Strong Bad says, "What?! What the crap just happened?!"
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| - | *'''[[flashback]]''' — In the flashback, Strong Bad says, "Who the crap are you, [[Duckie Shirt|Duckshirt]]?", addressing Homestar Runner.
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| - | *'''[[dreamail]]''' — When Homestar Runner appears in Strong Bad's dream, he exclaims, "Crap the what?!"
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| - | ===Other===
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| - | *'''[[In Search of the Yello Dello]]''' — In the commentary, Strong Bad asks Homestar, "What the crap kinda freaked-up sport are you guys playing anyway?" He also asks, "Where the crap are your legs in this scene?" when they're on the mountain.
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| - | *'''[[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]]''' — Both Marzipan and Strong Bad say, "What the crap?" in this unfinished Toon.
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| - | *'''[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]''' — Strong Bad sings, "Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?" (Strong Sad had earlier mentioned always getting [[Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad|locked in the bathtub]] on [[Decemberween]].)
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| - | *'''[[The Interview]]''' — Strong Bad's first question for Homestar is, "What the crap were you doing out there?", referring to how Homestar walked past the marshmallow stand several times.
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| - | *'''[[Where the Crap Are We?]]''' — Strong Bad asks the title question in this Easter egg cartoon.
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| - | *'''[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]''' — When Strong Mad starts punching the side of her house, Marzipan says, "What the crap!?"
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| - | *'''[[Cheat Commandos...O's]]''' — Upon being discovered, Blue Laser Commander shouts, "What the CRAP?"
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| - | *'''[[strongbad email.exe Disc Four]]''' — During the introduction, Strong Bad says, "I don't know what the crap you're saying, Lappy, but I'd follow you anywhere."
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| - | == Miscellaneous "Crap" ==
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| - | ===Strong Bad Email===
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| - | [[Image:HR50emails.PNG|thumb|250px|"Hey Crapface! Why dontcha blow it out your ear. Your buddy, Strong Bad."]]
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| - | *'''[[homestar hair]]''' — Strong Bad types "delete that crap" to delete a [[Hairstyle Runner]] submission. The computer responds with the message "crap deleted." He also says if people play his game ([[Strong Libs]]), they can send him some hilarious crap with it.
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| - | *'''[[depressio]]''' — Anthony from South Gate asks Strong Bad to tell Strong Sad that he is dumb and a crappy guy.
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| - | *'''[[spring cleaning]]''' — The fourth email reads: "Dear Strong Bad, are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? Where did crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad". Strong Bad responds, "Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap!" He then promptly [[DELETED|DELETES]] the email.
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| - | *'''[[cartoon]]''' — Strong Bad closes this email with the phrase, "Send me a little email and I'll give you a little crap."
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| - | *'''[[vacation]]''' — Strong Bad imagines a bad email he might receive: "Dear Stong Bad, You are crap. Crap is the best. Everybody loves crap. Crap is in the mix. Crap is to the max. How does [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]] [[Lack of Visible Arms|pick stuff up]] if he's not wearing any [[Marzipan|Marzi]]-[[Pants#Homestar's Pants|pants]]? Crapfully crap, [[Monkey D]], Seattle, Washington."
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| - | *'''[[your friends]]''' — Strong Bad decides not to hurt [[The Poopsmith]], saying, "I figure the guy shovels [[Whatsit|crap]] for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof."
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| - | *'''[[50 emails]]''' — Homestar responds to one of the emails with, "Hey, crapface. Why dontcha blow it out your ear?"
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| - | *'''[[comic]]''' — Strong Bad says he should make some "crappy xeroxes of that thing" ("that thing" is [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]]).
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| - | *'''[[current status]]''' — While looking for Strong Bad, [[Zubs and Coach B|Zubs]] says, "Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!"
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| - | *'''[[unused emails]]''' — One of the emails in the short stack says the word "crap" a lot in it.
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| - | *'''[[personal favorites]]''' — One of the [[Grape Nuts Robot|Grape Nuts Robot's]] lines is, "Now spell 'Carp for brains'".
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| - | *'''[[labor day]]''' — Strong Bad tells the Poopsmith he gets "an A+ on smellin' like crap. And a solid F- on smellin' any good."
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| - | *'''[[the bet]]''' — Strong Bad says that he "got to eat a crapload of ice cream" at the King of Town's castle.
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| - | *'''[[lunch special]]''' — Strong Bad says, "Well, looks like ol' Strong Mad has finally hit the Information Superhighway like a flaming sack o' crap."
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| - | *'''[[replacement]]''' — Strong Bad holds signs of peoples names for making fun of. Homestar calls them all "Crapface".
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| - | *'''[[for kids]]''' — Strong Bad believes that kids raised on [[Homsar|Homsar's]] show ''[[Whaddaya Know, Haddi-Man?]]'' (calling it "that crap") will be held back, repeat the third grade, and get low standardized test scores.
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| - | *'''[[long pants]]''' — Strong Bad asks "Clanky" how he's supposed to get "this crap" (the correction fluid) off of his computer screen.
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| - | *'''[[bottom 10]]''' — Strong Bad includes, "Umm...not pigeons" in the list because "they eat bread crumbs and they craps on people."
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| - | *'''[[record book]]''' — Strong Bad describes Coach Z's idea for breaking a record as random crap.
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| - | *'''[[Greeting Cards]]''' — On the second card, one of the card voice-overs says, "I'm sick! Of wasting my Fridays seeing your crappy band."
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| - | *'''[[bedtime story]]''' — After the bedtime story, Strong Bad types, "After I get sick of making up crap about The Cheat and [[Moses Malone]], Strong Mad and I belt out his favorite lullaby.
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| - | *'''[[death metal]]''' — [[Brainkrieg]] finishes last in "The Battle of the Crappy High School Bands."
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| - | *'''[[secret identity]]''' — Strong Bad says when he declares himself as The Poopsmith, he types, "Yes it is I who dons the crappy orange gloves."
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| - | *'''[[pop-up]]''' — When the [[Tandy 400]] appears in the book, Strong Bad says, "It's my crappy old computer asking the same crappy old questions." Also, there is a "crap flap" on the last page of the book, revealing a pile of whatsit.
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| - | *'''[[lady fan]]''' — Strong Bad believes that lady fans like crappy arts and crafts projects.
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| - | *'''[[candy product]]''' — Strong Bad wants a better shape for his new candy bar than the "standard piece-of-crap shape" of so many real-world candy bars.
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| - | *'''[[alternate universe]]''' — Strong Bad asks [[Strong Badman]] why they're in a crappy apartment instead of a secret underground lair.
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| - | *'''[[keep cool]]''' — Before explaining the pool rules, Strong Bad says, "Alright, ya little sacks of crap." Plus, one of the pool rules is to not "take a crap" in it.
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| - | *'''[[theme song]]''' — Strong Bad says that his ratings would go higher if he had "one of those crappy cartoon theme songs."
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| - | *'''[[A Mother's Day Message]]''' — After Strong Bad exits the stage, he says that it should be called "Crappy Mother's Day" because he thinks its been crappy so far.
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| - | *'''[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]''' — Strong Bad calls you a "lazy crap for crap" if you give him a Marshmallow Bunny. If you give him an apple, he says, "What is this crap?"
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| - | *'''[[The Best Decemberween Ever]]''' — [[Bubs]] says and sings, "I got all types of crazy crap!"
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| - | *'''[[3 Times Halloween Funjob]]''' — Strong Bad tells The King of Town that he, Strong Mad and The Cheat are "about to egg the everloving crap out of [his] castle."
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| - | *'''[[Fan Costume Commentary]]''' — On the first picture, Strong Bad says, "Dear Strong Bad, [[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|How do you type with pieces of crappy red foam taped around your hands?]]"
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| - | *'''[[Homestar Presents: Presents]]''' — Bubs refers to a box of his "Aught Four" crap, as well as needing to make room for the "Aught Five" crap.
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| - | *'''[[More Fan Costumes]]''' — After Strong Bad makes fun of someone's Bubs costume, he tells him to go enjoy the crappy decorations they set up in the cafeteria.
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| - | *'''[[Museum]]''' — The page title for the Museum is, "Check out this old Crap!"
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| - | *'''[[Store]]''' — The page title for the Store homepage is, "All Types of Crazy Crap".
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| - | *'''[[Strong Bad 404 Error Page]]''' - Two of the possible reasons for reaching the 404 page are, "Your computer is filled with crap, crap and more crap", and "Homestar is a stupid crap for brains webmaster."
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| - | *'''[[In Search of the Yello Dello]]''' — In the commentary, during the scene where Homestar sits on the rock, Strong Bad narrates saying that he "crapped, and crapped, and crapped all over that rock." Also, when Homestar tries to come up with a way to describe Coach Z, Strong Bad suggests "crap for brains".
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| - | *'''[[Strong Bad Talker]]''' - One of Strong Bad's words is "crap".
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| - | *'''[[Main Page 11]]''' — Strong Bad stands in front of a weather map and says, "Today's forecast is total crap!"
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| - | *'''[[Homestar Quiz]]''' — When you get eight or nine answers correct, Strong Bad says, "Oh man, I knew you had crap for brains, but, I mean, it's like the crap in your ''brains'' has crap for brains."
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| - | *'''[[Strong Bad Sings]]''' — One of Strong Bad's songs is, "I Never Said I Wouldn't Try to Beat the Crap Out of You".
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| - | *'''[[The King of Town DVD]]''' - In the commentary, Strong Bad calls [[The Sheep-Eating Dragon|the Sheep-Eating Dragon]] a "piece of crap" twice. He also describes the stench of the Poopsmith: "I would say that he smelled like crap, but that doesn't go far enough. Imagine the worst smell you ever smelled, and pretend that took a crap."
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| - | *'''[[The Luau]]''' — The name tags at Strong Bad's party all read, "Hello, my name is Crap for Brains".
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| - | *'''[[The Interview]]''' - Strong Bad tells Homestar to "Cut the crap! Just tell me what your freakin' problem is!"
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| - | *'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]''' — Strong Bad (as Safety Dan) says that "no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of [Marzipan's] house."
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| - | *'''[[Hallrunner]]''' — When you find a chest and you decide to fight it, the game says, "You beat the crap out of it. Poor Chest". Also, if you find a rabid dog, and you talk to it, you tell it to "quit crapping up my lawn!"
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| - | *'''[[Experimental Film]]''' — In the easter egg commentary, Strong Bad says he was cut into "a crappy bit part" in the video.
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| - | *'''[[Shopping for Danger]]''' — Upon being told the [[Cheat Commandos]] Headquarters playset is under attack, [[Gunhaver]] says, "We've been had, boys! This grocery store crap was just a diversion!"
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| - | *'''[[Peasant's Quest]]''' - When you WEAR MASK, Gary runs away, and the game displays the message, "You scared the crap out of [[Poor Gary]]!".
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| - | *'''[[3D Menu Screen Tests]]''' — On the first menu test, Strong Bad comments on how crappy they are.
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| - | *'''[[Stinkoman 20X6]]''' - In the opening cutscene for level 7.1, Stinkoman says he will "challenge the crap out of whoever red buttoned me". When he gets red buttoned again after he defeating An Ice Machine, he says, "Crap."
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| - | ==See also==
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| - | *[[Swears]]
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| - | [[Category:Word running gags]]
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