L.U.R.N.
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[[Image:LURN logo.png|thumb|left|"Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That way, they're all special!"]] | [[Image:LURN logo.png|thumb|left|"Our crayons don't actually color so that no one life blossom shines brighter than any other. That way, they're all special!"]] | ||
[[Image:Homestar reportcard.png|thumb|A sample L.U.R.N. report card]] | [[Image:Homestar reportcard.png|thumb|A sample L.U.R.N. report card]] | ||
| - | '''Life-Blossums Undergoing Re-programming Naturally''', or '''L.U.R.N.''', is a | + | '''Life-Blossums Undergoing Re-programming Naturally''', or '''L.U.R.N.''', is a cult headed by [[Marzipan]] that meets in [[The Classroom]], as seen in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[coloring]]. The subordinate members of L.U.R.N. are referred to as "life blossums" and include [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Mad]], and [[Homsar]]. |
Life blossums engage in activities using crayons with politically correct color names that cannot actually be used to color, lest any one pupil outshine the rest. Other foci of the L.U.R.N. curriculum include crayon consumption, ethical treatment of soy products, and other environmentally-conscious subjects. Life blossums' grades in these subjects are distributed in the form of roots, grass, leaves, and birds. | Life blossums engage in activities using crayons with politically correct color names that cannot actually be used to color, lest any one pupil outshine the rest. Other foci of the L.U.R.N. curriculum include crayon consumption, ethical treatment of soy products, and other environmentally-conscious subjects. Life blossums' grades in these subjects are distributed in the form of roots, grass, leaves, and birds. | ||
[[Category:Organizations]] | [[Category:Organizations]] | ||
Revision as of 08:01, 23 October 2006
Life-Blossums Undergoing Re-programming Naturally, or L.U.R.N., is a cult headed by Marzipan that meets in The Classroom, as seen in the Strong Bad Email coloring. The subordinate members of L.U.R.N. are referred to as "life blossums" and include Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, and Homsar.
Life blossums engage in activities using crayons with politically correct color names that cannot actually be used to color, lest any one pupil outshine the rest. Other foci of the L.U.R.N. curriculum include crayon consumption, ethical treatment of soy products, and other environmentally-conscious subjects. Life blossums' grades in these subjects are distributed in the form of roots, grass, leaves, and birds.
