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<line start="16" end="87" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...</line>
<line start="90" end="146" speaker="strongbad">Da-da-da-da "Dear Strongbad, Does Strongbadia have a space program?"</line>
<line start="149" end="185" speaker="strongbad">"Good jokes, Ryan Raleigh, not cool."</line>
<line start="190" end="220" speaker="strongbad">Who <em>doesn't</em> have a space program these days?</line>
<line start="222" end="265" speaker="strongbad">I mean, don't, like, the Italians have a space program?</line>
<line start="268" end="289" speaker="strongbad">Ours is called SBASAF.</line>
<line start="291" end="335" speaker="strongbad">The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil.</line>
<line start="337" end="385" speaker="strongbad">The only problem is, we blew our whole budget on this kick-awesome logo...</line>
<line start="390" end="419" speaker="strongbad">...and on our orientation filmstrip.</line>
<line start="433" end="522" speaker="announcer">SBASAF is a definitely-for-profit organization, dedicated to the manned taping of aluminum foil to cardboard.</line>
<line start="524" end="527" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="528" end="582" speaker="announcer">Our mission objective: to accompany 15 earth dollars on a round trip journey-</line>
<line start="583" end="586">
 <announcer>Our mission objective: to accompany 15 earth dollars on a round trip journey-</announcer>
 <sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<line start="587" end="610" speaker="announcer">-to the closest reaches of space.</line>
<line start="611" end="615" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="621" end="682" speaker="announcer">While the muscular crew will age only a few hours, the cargo, according to our-</line>
<line start="683" end="686" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="693" end="743" speaker="announcer">-vague understanding of the theory of relativity, will have aged to an incredible-</line>
<line start="746" end="750" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="753" end="772" speaker="announcer">-one millon dollars!</line>
<line start="777" end="827" speaker="announcer">And who is good enough at video games to accept such a dangerous mission?</line>
<line start="830" end="863" speaker="announcer">Why, none other than beef bouillon-aire joyboy-</line>
<line start="864" end="867" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="871" end="937" speaker="announcer">-Space Captainface. First Lieuteneral Captainface knows the true key to success is...</line>
<line start="938" end="991" speaker="announcer">...to have as many hot '60s-looking girls in your filmstrips as possible.</line>
<line start="995" end="1028" speaker="announcer">Yeah, girls. All right.</line>
<line start="1029" end="1033" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="1036" end="1123" speaker="announcer">Hey, look! It's onboard mechanic Harold "Strap" Coopmore! Looks like he could use a grilled cheese sandwich.</line>
<line start="1193" end="1246" speaker="announcer">Flat-tops and shirt sleeves are the order of the day at SBASAF mission control.</line>
<line start="1250" end="1311" speaker="announcer">Why, Flight Engineer Ted Averill! You aren't smoking a smooth relaxing cigarette at all!</line>
<line start="1322" end="1360" speaker="announcer">That's better. And somebody get that man a highball.</line>
<line start="1363" end="1367" speaker="sfx">beep!</line>
<line start="1368" end="2702" speaker="other">Sorry, but there are currently no more subtitles available for this toon.</line>
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