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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail98.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="16" end="69" speaker="strongbad">Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.</line> <line start="484" end="489" speaker="homestar">Hi, Strong Bad.</line> <line start="491" end="513" speaker="strongbad">Ah, geez! Homestar!</line> <line start="520" end="571" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today?</line> <line start="578" end="602" speaker="strongbad">Um, you broke into my house?</line> <line start="609" end="623" speaker="homestar">No I'm always doing that.</line> <line start="628" end="636" speaker="strongbad">Okay, what?</line> <line start="640" end="654" speaker="homestar">I'm standing on one foot!</line> <line start="659" end="662" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, great.</line> <line start="667" end="721" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'll give you half a Grumblecake,<br />if you can say something <i>intelligent</i>.</line> <line start="732" end="737" speaker="homestar">What's that?</line> <line start="739" end="780" speaker="strongbad">It's like a little cake with some, like, steam and sugar.</line> <line start="785" end="801" speaker="homestar">No, no, the other one.</line> <line start="805" end="817" speaker="strongbad">Oh, "intelligent"?</line> <line start="821" end="837" speaker="homestar">Yeah, yeah, <i>intellivision</i>.</line> <line start="848" end="869" speaker="strongbad">You know... something smart.</line> <line start="875" end="909" speaker="homestar">I think I can do that. What's in it for me?</line> <line start="912" end="922" speaker="strongbad"><i>Half a Grumblecake!</i></line> <line start="930" end="953" speaker="homestar">Oh, right. Okay, here goes-</line> <line start="955" end="1006" speaker="strongbad">No wait, put this stuff on... it'll add to the illusion.</line> <line start="1010" end="1047" speaker="homestar">Whoa, check me out, Strong Bad, I look a-smart!</line> <line start="1055" end="1078" speaker="strongbad">You sure do, stupid. Now say something.</line> <line start="1080" end="1097" speaker="homestar">And I'm standing on one foot!</line> <line start="1099" end="1130" speaker="strongbad"><i>Come on</i>, say something smart! You can do it!</line> <line start="1142" end="1147" speaker="homestar">Science!</line> <line start="1160" end="1177" speaker="strongbad">Uh, that's pretty good. Keep going!</line> <line start="1185" end="1217" speaker="homestar">Science again! I said science again!</line> <line start="1230" end="1257" speaker="strongbad">Let's move away from science. Try math.</line> <line start="1260" end="1272" speaker="homestar">Plus two.</line> <line start="1277" end="1292" speaker="strongbad">Okay, this isn't going-</line> <line start="1294" end="1300" speaker="homestar">Hundred!</line> <line start="1308" end="1349" speaker="strongbad">groans I need to get my hands on some of them Grumblecakes!</line> <line start="1358" end="1385" speaker="strongbad">Maybe if I employ a little reverse psychologies...</line> <line start="1395" end="1438" speaker="strongbad">If I ask a stupid enough question, I'll get an intelligent answer!</line> <line start="1449" end="1455" speaker="strongbad">clears thorat</line> <line start="1460" end="1495" speaker="strongbad">I say, there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?</line> <line start="1500" end="1541" speaker="homestar">Ooh, yes! I got Strong Bad to say something stupid!</line> <line start="1544" end="1567" speaker="homestar">The Grumblecakes will be mine!</line> <line start="1574" end="1576" speaker="strongbad">What?</line> <line start="1582" end="1599" speaker="strongbad">What the crap just happened?</line> <line start="1606" end="1649" speaker="strongbad">Is it possible that I was just <i>outsmarted</i> by Homestar Runner?</line> <line start="1702" end="1709" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line> <line start="1712" end="1748" speaker="strongbad">Get that mess outta here!<br />I don't want none o' those Cheatcakes!</line> <line start="1762" end="1767" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line> <line start="1776" end="1800" speaker="strongbad">No, wait, The Cheat, come back!</line> <line start="1806" end="1810" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line> <line start="1816" end="1857" speaker="strongbad">Will you, um, fix me some... mustard crackers?</line> <line start="1862" end="1873" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noises</line> </transcript>
