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| - | The '''Yearbook Character Page''' was a [[School|school-themed]] biography page. Selecting each character brings up a short description of his or her personality and role within the group.
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| - | There is an "autographs" portion of the yearbook where some of the guys have signed "your" book for you. Their character traits are further emphasized by their comments and handwriting. Strong Sad's superb penmanship is seen here, as well as Pom Pom's phone numbers. It can be noted that Strong Mad can write, but spelling remains a hurdle.
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| - | This page marks the cementing of The Poopsmith as a core member of the group. [[Homsar]] is not in the yearbook since he was not considered a main character at the time.
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| - | '''Page Title (picture page):''' Yearbook
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| - | '''Page Title (autographs page):''' This year was the best!
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| - | ==Transcript==
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| - | ==='''{{Film|Bubs}}'''===
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| - | ''{Bubs is standing in front of a silhouetted [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]], throwing a can and kicking it back to his hand.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | Bubs is an entrepreneur,<br>
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| - | but he can't spell that, so<br>
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| - | let's just say he's awesome.<br>
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| - | He runs the concession stand<br>
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| - | down at the [[The Athletic Field|sports fields]].<br>
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| - | That's why come he's so fat.<br>
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| - | He keeps eating all his profits.<br>
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| - | But then he goes out and<br>
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| - | dances all the pounds off at<br>
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| - | Disco Tech, where he attends<br>
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| - | night courses. In his spare time he has boring<br>
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| - | conversations with Coach Z and reads back issues<br>
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| - | of Motor Trend magazine.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''{{Film|The Cheat}}'''===
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| - | ''{The Cheat is standing in front of some blue spots. He narrows his eyes, shifts to both sides, and smiles.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | Nobody knows what the Cheat<br>
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| - | is exactly or where he comes<br>
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| - | from but my guess is [[Outer Space|Space]]. He<br>
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| - | sure does like to cheat though.<br>
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| - | His personal motto, "No rule is<br>
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| - | solid" and his love of all that is<br>
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| - | untrue and incorrect keep him<br>
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| - | from accomplishing very much.<br>
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| - | He gladly does all the dirty work for the Brothers<br>
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| - | Strong, and nobody ever seems to blame the<br>
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| - | Cheat for what he done. I mean he's the Cheat.<br>
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| - | Come on. When all is said and done, and your<br>
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| - | grandkids live on Mars, the Cheat'll be doin alright.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''{{Film|Coach Z}}'''===
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| - | ''{Coach Z is standing in front of a silhouetted writing board and spinning a whistle with his hand.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | Coach Z is a crazy man from<br>
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| - | another country that sleeps<br>
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| - | in the [[Coach Z's Locker Room|locker room]]. He's also<br>
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| - | the best hope we've got for<br>
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| - | making it to state this year.<br>
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| - | The Coach knows how to<br>
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| - | get 110 percent out of<br>
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| - | Homestar and the rest of<br>
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| - | the team. He's the master<br>
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| - | of all the big sports. You know<br>
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| - | the ones I mean. The BIG ones. Coach also claims<br>
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| - | to have been a chart topping rapper back in his<br>
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| - | home country. We'll see about that.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''{{Film|Homestar Runner}}'''===
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| - | ''{Homestar is shown inside a blue star. He inhales, holds his breath, turns red and then blue, then exhales.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | This guy is everyone's best friend.<br>
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| - | He is 2 to 3 times better than<br>
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| - | the next best person in<br>
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| - | the world. That's why he<br>
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| - | wins everything and why<br>
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| - | everyone loves him so much.<br>
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| - | he can be pretty dumb, sure,<br>
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| - | but it's just cause he's so<br>
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| - | danged nice. His main man<br>
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| - | Pom-Pom is always there<br>
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| - | picking up the slack for him. Asked what his<br>
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| - | favorite season is, Homestar responded, "Sure."<br>
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| - | You can't beat that with a stick, can ya?
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''{{Film|The King of Town}}'''===
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| - | ''{The King of Town is standing in front of a silhouetted tower. He falls asleep, wakes up, and his crown jumps a little.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | The King of Town is the elder<br>
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| - | statesman of [[Free Country, USA|Free Country<br>
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| - | USA]]. He doesn't really do<br>
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| - | anything other than [[The King of Town's Food|eat]] and<br>
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| - | sleep. Come to think of it, he<br>
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| - | doesn't even sleep. He only<br>
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| - | eats. And talks about eating.<br>
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| - | His reign as king dates back<br>
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| - | to before any of you were<br>
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| - | born, so don't worry about it.<br>
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| - | Also, he employs The Poopsmith for reasons<br>
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| - | no one is sure of, and he has a [[The King of Town's Sheep|flock of sheep]],<br>
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| - | also for reasons no one is sure of. Weird old man.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''{{Film|Marzipan}}'''===
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| - | ''{Marzipan is standing in front of several yellow flowers. She is holding a book, flipping a page and jumping a little.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | Marzipan is [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|Homestar's<br>
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| - | girlfriend]]. No wait, she's not.<br>
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| - | Or she is, but don't tell her I<br>
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| - | said that. Anyway, Marzi can<br>
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| - | often be seen swimming with<br>
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| - | the dolphins in the swampy<br>
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| - | marsh or tending to her<br>
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| - | substantial herd of [[Goats|goats]]. Other<br>
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| - | hobbies include: BBQing, fencing,<br>
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| - | songwriting and oil painting (many of her<br>
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| - | paintings are laden with symbolic images). I think<br>
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| - | Strong Bad put it best when he described her as<br>
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| - | 'a dirty hippie...without the dirt'.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''{{Film|Pom Pom}}'''===
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| - | ''{Pom Pom is standing in front of a large blue spot. He points in one direction, winks, and repeat in the other direction.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | Pom Pom is a pom, which<br>
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| - | means he comes from The<br>
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| - | [[Pom Pom, Too|Isle of Pom]], where all [[Pom Pom's girls|27<br>
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| - | of his girlfriends]] live. He's<br>
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| - | Homestar's best friend for<br>
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| - | sure and for true. His IQ is<br>
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| - | off the charts as is his<br>
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| - | attendance. His sharp wits<br>
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| - | often get ol' Homestar out of some pretty tight<br>
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| - | jams. I don't mean to call Homestar stupid or<br>
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| - | nothin but sometimes his excessive niceness<br>
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| - | can cloud his better judgement. And Pom Pom's<br>
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| - | always there to turn that cloud upside down.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''{{Film|The Poopsmith}}'''===
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| - | ''{The Poopsmith is standing in front of a silhouetted [[Whatsit|whatsit]]. He blows a bubble gum bubble, which then pops.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | Here's what we know about the<br>
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| - | Poopsmith currently:<br>
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| - | He shovels crap for the King of<br>
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| - | Town. And he smells really bad.<br>
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| - | And that's it. Everything else<br>
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| - | is a mystery. Like what are<br>
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| - | those stains on his gloves?<br>
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| - | And how come he smells so<br>
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| - | bad? Homestar thinks he could be<br>
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| - | over 1,000 years old. And Strong Bad says he has<br>
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| - | [[Crap|crap for brains]]. But he's been calling everybody<br>
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| - | 'crap for brains' lately so I wouldn't give that one<br>
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| - | too much thought.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''{{Film|Strong Bad}}'''===
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| - | ''{Strong Bad is standing in front of a yellow explosion. He lifts his arms, looks up, and begin to shake his arms while the background flashes a few times.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | "I cannot tell a lie. You are so<br>
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| - | stupid." That's our Strong Bad,<br>
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| - | always charmingly irreverent,<br>
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| - | always a big jerk. He tries so<br>
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| - | hard to be lowdown and<br>
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| - | rotten but usually ends up<br>
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| - | being hilarious and in last<br>
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| - | place. With the help of his<br>
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| - | brother Strong Mad and their little<br>
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| - | yellow thing the Cheat, Strong Bad does everything<br>
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| - | he can to ruin Homestar's day, despite their<br>
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| - | one-time plans to get matching tattoos. All in all,<br>
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| - | Strong Bad will spit in your food and ask for a bite.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''{{Film|Strong Mad}}'''===
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| - | ''{Strong Mad's head is seen inside a large M. He is inhaling and exhaling while slowly falling asleep. He drools on himself and wakes up again.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | If anyone is truly a big lug,<br>
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| - | Strong Mad is. This guy is<br>
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| - | dumb and strong, and that's<br>
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| - | pretty much the definition of<br>
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| - | a lug. One time, his brother<br>
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| - | Strong Bad asked him to pick<br>
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| - | up this one car. And so he did,<br>
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| - | but it was the wrong car. See?<br>
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| - | Dumb and strong. He'll do just<br>
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| - | about anything Strong Bad<br>
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| - | tells him to do. One time, he asked him to pick up<br>
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| - | this one car... oh wait, already said that one. Strong<br>
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| - | Mad and the Cheat are best friends. Hi-Five.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''{{Film|Strong Sad}}'''===
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| - | ''{Strong Sad is standing in front of a big teardrop. He rubs his eye with his finger and sighs.}''
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | Strong Sad is a depressing lump.<br>
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| - | A fat, gray, [[Soolnds|elephant-footed]]<br>
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| - | depressing lump. But look at<br>
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| - | how cute he is. Awww. His<br>
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| - | brothers Strong Bad and<br>
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| - | Mad disowned him a while<br>
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| - | back because he refused to<br>
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| - | help them cheat. Plus they<br>
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| - | thought he was a total drag.<br>
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| - | Pretty much everybody thinks<br>
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| - | he's a total drag. But Homestar and the gang still<br>
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| - | love him even though he tends to worry too much<br>
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| - | and bring everybody down... and be a total drag.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ==='''Autographs'''===
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| - | <table border="0">
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| - | <tr>
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| - | *Pom Pom:
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | Sup! Wish we coulda<br>
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| - | got to know each<br>
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| - | other better this year.<br>
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| - | You're super-cute!!<br>
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| - | Gimme a call this<br>
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| - | summer.<br>
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| - | - Pom Pom<br>
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| - | home: (123) 456-7890<br>
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| - | [[Cell Phone|cell]]: (123) 555-8307<br>
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| - | pgr: (718) 555-1059
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | *Strong Sad:
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | I sat behind you<br>
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| - | all year, but you<br>
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| - | never noticed me.<br>
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| - | Now I'll probably<br>
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| - | never see you again.<br>
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| - | Oh well.<br>
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| - | -Strong Sad
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | </td>
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| - | <td valign="top" width="33%">
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| - | *Marzipan:
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | Stay sweet!!<br>
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| - | Don't eat meat!<br>
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| - | Kisses,<br>
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| - | Marzipan
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | *Coach Z:
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | You've got such<br>
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| - | great hustle.<br>
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| - | Keep 'er goin'.<br>
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| - | -Coach Z
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | *Strong Mad:
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | <strike>Srtong Med</strike><br>
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| - | <strike>Strng Man</strike><br>
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| - | <strike>String Mad</strike><br>
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| - | S.M.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | </td>
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| - | <td valign="top" width="33%">
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| - | *Strong Bad:
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| - | Loser,<br>
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| - | you smell! Ha ha!<br>
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| - | No really, RHTS.<br>
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| - | -Strong<br>
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| - | Bad
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | *Homestar Runner:
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| - | <blockquote>
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| - | Well, here we<br>
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| - | are... I dunno<br>
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| - | what to say.<br>
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| - | Um... see you<br>
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| - | tomorrow.<br>
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| - | Homestar<br>
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| - | Runner<br>
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| - | "2000"
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | </td>
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| - | </tr>
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| - | </table>
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| - | ==Fun Facts==
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| - | ===Explanations===
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| - | *In Strong Bad's autograph, "RHTS" is an acronym popular in yearbooks of bygone decades, and stands for "Raise Hell This Summer", or "Rock Hard This Summer".
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| - | ===Trivia===
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| - | *On Marzipan's page, she's reading a book called "The Chronology of Moths."
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| - | *Strong Bad's handwriting is in a different [[Fonts|font]] than usual. Usually, it is in AhnbergHand.
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| - | *On the [[Homestar Quiz]], one of the questions is "where does Bubs attend night classes?", with the answer being "Disco Tech". When they updated the [[Characters]] page they didn't update the quiz, meaning the answer isn't linked to anywhere on the site.
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| - | ===Remarks===
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| - | *Although the word "[[Integral Article|the]]" is considered part of The Cheat's name here, it is not capitalized like it usually is.
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| - | *The old pop-up menu appears on all the pages of the yearbook (at the bottom). All the buttons still work. Only these pages, [[A Jorb Well Done]], [[Chinese Food Toons Menu]], [[Broken Tandy Menu]], and the [[Where's The Cheat?]] seem to still have it.
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| - | *The Cheat being from [[Outer Space|space]] isn't very well supported in any cartoon.
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| - | **In the email [[flashback]], Strong Bad believes The Cheat is from a giant [[Eggs|egg]] filled with a life-time supply of fish sticks.
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| - | *Strng Man is one letter away from [[Strong Man]], the [[Old-Timey]] Strong Mad.
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| - | *Disco Tech is a homonym for the French word "discothèque", meaning "dance club".
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| - | ===Goofs===
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| - | *Unless she's reading the book backwards or it's written in a right-to-left language, Marzipan turns the pages of her book in the wrong direction.
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| - | ===Inside References===
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| - | *On Bubs's page, he is throwing around the [[Can of Water Soup|can]] from "[[Kick the Can]]."
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| - | ===Fast Forward===
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| - | *Strong Mad's picture and some of the text is what he turns into in [[virus]].
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| - | *Homestar has a much easier time holding his breath here in the yearbook than he does in [[Halloween Fairstival]], when Strong Bad pays him to stop breathing.
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| - | ==External links==
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| - | * [[HR:yearbook.html|view the Yearbook menu]]
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| - | * [[HR:yearbook.swf|view the Yearbook Flash file]]
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| - | <table width="100%">
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| - | <td width="50%" valign="top">
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| - | * View the pages for various characters:
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookb.html|Bubs]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookc.html|The Cheat]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookcz.html|Coach Z]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookhs.html|Homestar Runner]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookkt.html|The King of Town]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookm.html|Marzipan]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookpp.html|Pom Pom]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookps.html|The Poopsmith]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbooksb.html|Strong Bad]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbooksm.html|Strong Mad]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookss.html|Strong Sad]]
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| - | </td>
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| - | <td width="50%" valign="top">
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| - | * View the Flash files for various characters:
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookb.swf|Bubs]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookc.swf|The Cheat]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookcz.swf|Coach Z]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookhs.swf|Homestar Runner]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookkt.swf|The King of Town]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookm.swf|Marzipan]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookpp.swf|Pom Pom]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookps.swf|The Poopsmith]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbooksb.swf|Strong Bad]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbooksm.swf|Strong Mad]]
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| - | **[[HR:yearbookss.swf|Strong Sad]]
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| - | * [[HR:autographs.html|View the character autographs]]
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| - | * [[HR:autographs.swf|View the Flash file for character autographs]]
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| - | {{Succession box | before = [[Old Characters Page]]| title = [[Characters]] Navigation | years = 2000—2003 | after = [[Character Videos]]}}
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