The Poopsmith
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''{'''Page Title''': Crapatola!!}'' | ''{'''Page Title''': Crapatola!!}'' | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{offscreen, narrating in animal show host type voice}'' Here we have a rare glimpse of the Poopsmith in his natural habitat. ''{drops narrative tone}'' Pretty nasty, if you ask me. Oh, ''{narrating}'' The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. ''{drops narrative tone}'' I'm about to take a vow of throwin' up my cookies all over this microphone. ''{taps microphone twice}'' How much is this thing worth, anyways? 'Cause it's about to be worth a lot less. No for real. The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{offscreen, narrating in animal show host type voice}'' Here we have a rare glimpse of the Poopsmith in his natural habitat. ''{drops narrative tone}'' Pretty nasty, if you ask me. Oh, ''{narrating}'' The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. ''{drops narrative tone}'' I'm about to take a vow of throwin' up my cookies all over this microphone. ''{taps microphone twice}'' How much is this thing worth, anyways? 'Cause it's about to be worth a lot less. No for real. The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job. | ||
Revision as of 04:21, 29 March 2005
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Biography
The Poopsmith is just a regular guy with a crappy job. Literally. It is unclear what his job really is, but it has something to do with using his shovel to poke around at a load of crap. This tends to keep him out of most social circles. He has been in the employ of The King of Town for a while (since before the old comic "The Castlefunnies"), and he does not speak, as he has taken a vow of silence. He has bright orange gloves that usually have crap smothered all over them.
Character Video Transcript
{Page Title: Crapatola!!}
{cut to the Poopsmith shoveling through his pile of crap} {Places: King of Town's Castle}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen, narrating in animal show host type voice} Here we have a rare glimpse of the Poopsmith in his natural habitat. {drops narrative tone} Pretty nasty, if you ask me. Oh, {narrating} The Poopsmith has taken a vow of silence. {drops narrative tone} I'm about to take a vow of throwin' up my cookies all over this microphone. {taps microphone twice} How much is this thing worth, anyways? 'Cause it's about to be worth a lot less. No for real. The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job.
Also known as...
- The Devil (1936)
- Stickly Man (20X6, suspected)
Halloween Costumes
- Tron
- Lazer Tag
- A Sleestak
- M. Bison
- Lion-O (from Thundercats)
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