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| - | FAST FOOD EMPLOYEE: How can I help you today?
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| - | MAN: I'll have the love handles, a double chin, and some blubber.
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| - | WOMAN: I'll have some thunder thighs and a badonkadonk butt.
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| - | {{User:Steve/userbox}}
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| - | ==Welcome!==
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| - | I personally greet you! Here's proof with my signature! (Updated every 2-56 days!) {{User:Steve/sig}} 01:34, 28 September 2006 (UTC)
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| - | ==Finding Homestar Runner==
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| - | In the summer of 2003, I went to a camp during the day. One day, a group of kids that included me, were talking about cool stuff on the Internet. Most of the websites mentioned were for games. Eventually, [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|homestarrunner.co]][[Quite Fancy 'Chup|m]] was mentioned by one girl. She never said anything specifically, and told us to see what there was when we went there. I wrote down the web address, and put it in my lunchbox. This was in mid August. When I cleaned out my luchbox at the end of September a little while after camp ended, I found the piece of paper and put on the computer desk. About a week went by before I actually went to the website. I saw how many [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad ]][[Delicious "Bag"|E]][[Strong Bad Email|mails]] there were and thought that I'd probably never se everything on the site! A few weeks went by, and I had seen all the toons, shorts, Answering Machines, Teen Girl Squad Issues and about 3/4 of the Strong Bad Emails and played all of the games at least once. I soon found that the website was updated every week and began to go on almost everyday. I still do. (I have been going to the "wedsite" since e-mail 87: [[mile]]).
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| - | ==Finding the Wiki==
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| - | Shortly after I found Homestar Runner (probably about the spring of 2004), I found a site for [http://starbase.globalpc.net/~bhz/cgi-bin/strongbad/index.html Strong Bad Email Secrets] but I looked quickly over it and never bookmarked it. A little while later I searched Google for "Strong Bad Email Easter Eggs" and an article on a Strong Bad email from the Homestar Runner Wikipedia came up. I instantly bookmarked it and I continue to use it.
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| - | ==The Future...!==
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| - | Some day I hope to become something, important like a [[Special:Listusers/sysop|post-op]] or a [[Special:Listusers/bureaucrat|Democrat]] and... maybe one day... I'll find out... (tear) what love truly is!
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| - | ''Ahem!'' Anyway, I will attempt to attempt (yeah, attempt to attempt) to work like a zombie... for the [[Homestarmy]]!
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| - | ==Notes to self(s)==
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| - | To change your monobook thingy, go [[Special:Mypage/monobook.css|here]]. Use [[User:Steve/Monobook Sample|this]] as a sample.
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| - | ==Favorite Crap==
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| - | Movie: Tie between [[Wikipedia:Forrest Gump|Forrest Gump]], [[Wikipedia:The Terminal|The Terminal]], [[Wikipedia:Catch Me If You Can|Catch Me If You Can]] and [[Wikipedia:Cast Away|Cast Away]]
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| - | Actor/Actress: [[Wikipedia:Tom Hanks|Tom Hanks]] (see above)
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| - | Person in the World: [[Wikipedia:Tom Hanks|Tom Hanks]]
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| - | Song: "Whip It" by [[Wikipedia:Devo|Devo]]
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| - | Book: "Who Reads Books?" by Not Me
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| - | Video Game: [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time|The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]]
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| - | Sport: [[Wikipedia:Tennis|Tennis]]
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| - | Food: [[Wikipedia:Nachos|Nachos]] and [[Wikipedia:Cheese|Cheese]]
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| - | Drink: [[Wikipedia:Lemonade|Lemon]][[Wikipedia:Andy Milonakis|ade]] (or Melonade)
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| - | (For Homestar-related stuff, see User Box) [[Image:Animated!.gif|left|thumb|Leave something on my talk page if you'd like your own Gif animation!(There are some more here [http://stevecentra.googlepages.com/gifpage].)]]
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| - | ==Links==
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| - | [[User:Steve/sig|Signature]]
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| - | [[User:Steve/userbox|Userbox]]
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| - | ==My Wishlist==
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| - | [[Image:Beating.gif|thumb|This took forever to make! Well, maybe an hour. But you could watch it all day!]]
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| - | If you have any of the following items, I can pay you for them! I can pay in cash, money, cash-money, shoes, yen, gold, and cancelled credit cards.
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| - | [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Galaxy|Super Mario Galaxy]],
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| - | One of those old stand-up Pac-man things,
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| - | A castler made out of gold.
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| - | That's it for now.
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| - | ==The Stats==
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| - | There are '''many''' better things you could be doing right now.
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| - | Go figure.
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| - | ==The End==
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| - | Bored? Go random places!
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