Subtitles:doughnutstand/fr

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   <marzipan>Oh, ça c'est gentil! Est-ce que tu fait moi des beignets pour le 16e anniversaire de notre 17e détruire?</marzipan>
   <sfx volume="0.8">musique</sfx>
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 <line start="140" end="186">
   <homestar>Um, non. Pas du tout. Um, pas du tout.</homestar>
   <sfx volume="0.8">musique le fondu</sfx>
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 <line start="187" end="233" speaker="homestar">Tu sais comment j'ai toujours revé d'être mon propre patron à la fabrique de beignets!</line>
 <line start="234" end="256" speaker="marzipan">Non, dépuis quand?</line>
 <line start="257" end="276" speaker="homestar">Pourquoi, juste hier soir!</line>
 <line start="277" end="339">
   <homestar voiceover="yes">J'ai revé que j'étais un champion de saut en longeur français avec huit jambes de bois!</homestar>
   <sfx volume="0.8">musique</sfx>
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 <line start="340" end="374" speaker="marzipan">Eeet ça a fait toi vouloir commencer un magasin de beignets?</line>
 <line start="375" end="416" speaker="homestar">Oui, oui! Comme j'ai dit, c'est un reve d'enfance du mien.</line>
 <line start="417" end="433" speaker="homestar">Pourrais-tu passer moi ça recette?</line>
 <line start="439" end="493" speaker="marzipan">Il y a juste cette carré de papier hygiénique qui dit "dog-nut" sur-t-il.</line>
 <line start="494" end="521" speaker="homestar">Oui, oui. C'est ça. Ma recette secret.</line>
 <line start="522" end="530" speaker="marzipan" sfx="sfx">soupis</line>
 <line start="531" end="552" speaker="marzipan">Je vais parler à quelqu'un d'autre mais toi.</line>
 <line start="553" end="588" speaker="sfx">musique</line>
 <line start="589" end="647" speaker="homestar">Je honnêtement me demande combien de millions de beignets je vais vendre sur mon première jour.</line>
 <line start="648" end="690" speaker="homestar">Trois? Quatre? Huit?</line>
 <line start="691" end="743" speaker="homestar">J'ai besoin d'être près pour le 15h9 ruée de beignets, tu connais.</line>
 <line start="744" end="758" speaker="homestar">Ooh, ici il vient.</line>
 <line start="782" end="823" speaker="bubs">(avec colère) Bonjour, Hooomestar!</line>
 <line start="824" end="857" speaker="homestar">Bonjour, ruée de beignets. Qu'est-ce que je peux obtenir pour toi?</line>
 <line start="858" end="921" speaker="bubs">(ave colère) C'est vraiment bon te voir, Homestar!</line>
 <line start="922" end="967" speaker="homestar">Uhhm...c'est bon te voir, aussi, je devine.</line>
 <line start="968" end="1048" speaker="bubs">(avec colère) Je suis enchanté que tu as decidé faire un magasin environ dix pieds  du mien!</line>
 <line start="1049" end="1115" speaker="homestar">Yeah, we could be a conglomerate, like KFC-Taco Bell-Radisson-Texas Instruments-NASA!</line>
 <line start="1116" end="1183" speaker="bubs">(angrily) Yes. That is a really outstanding ideeeaaaa!</line>
 <line start="1184" end="1213" speaker="homestar">Um, Bubs? Are we in a fight?</line>
 <line start="1214" end="1228" speaker="bubs">(angrily) What do you think, man?!</line>
 <line start="1229" end="1279" speaker="bubs">(angrily) You opened up a competing donut place right across the street from me!</line>
 <line start="1280" end="1294" speaker="homestar">The street?</line>
 <line start="1295" end="1317" speaker="bubs">Right across the way from me.</line>
 <line start="1318" end="1353" speaker="homestar">But I thought you sold questionable medical coverage.</line>
 <line start="1354" end="1376" speaker="bubs">That was two hours ago.</line>
 <line start="1377" end="1398" speaker="bubs">Now I'm in the donut bidness.</line>
 <line start="1399" end="1424" speaker="bubs">How's that coverage working out for you, by the way?</line>
 <line start="1425" end="1441" speaker="homestar">Great so far!</line>
 <line start="1442" end="1489" speaker="bubs">I gotta get ready for the big 3:09 p.m. donut rush.</line>
 <line start="1490" end="1543" speaker="bubs">When next we meet, 'twill be on the donut field of battle!</line>
 <line start="1544" end="1594" speaker="bubs" sfx="sfx">singing drum-like marching music</line>
 <line start="1595" end="1625" speaker="sfx">clock ticking</line>
 <line start="1626" end="1630" speaker="sfx">ding!</line>
 <line start="1631" end="1637" speaker="sfx">poof!</line>
 <line start="1638" end="1679" speaker="kingoftown">Oof!  All right gentlemen, here's how this is gonna go down.</line>
 <line start="1680" end="1704" speaker="kingoftown">I need fried dough so bad it hurts!</line>
 <line start="1705" end="1805" speaker="kingoftown">According to the data I got back from Taco Bell-NASA, we're gonna need in the 3 to 8 million range to maintain my caloric intake.</line>
 <line start="1806" end="1838" speaker="kingoftown">Now, commence marketing bombardment.</line>
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   <homestar>...</homestar>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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   <homestar>Mine's is homemade!</homestar>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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   <bubs>Mine's is shipped from a 3rd world country named Homemáde, so I can legally print "From Homemade" on the prepackaged package.</bubs>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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 <line start="1955" end="2007">
   <homestar>I've got grit, gumption and an adorable speech impootaboot.</homestar>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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 <line start="2008" end="2043">
   <bubs>My name's Bubs, I talk hard and fast.</bubs>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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   <homestar>Available in 57 different varieties!</homestar>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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   <bubs>One flavor, over a hundred different names for it.</bubs>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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 <line start="2118" end="2155">
   <homestar>Marzipan raves "Hey!  Get outta my kitchen, you!"</homestar>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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   <bubs>Fights cavities!  Cleans Teeth!</bubs>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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   <bubs>(very quickly) The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements.</bubs>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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   <kingoftown>All right, all right, all right.</kingoftown>
   <sfx>record scratch</sfx>
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 <line start="2223" end="2236" speaker="kingoftown">All right, all right, all right.</line>
 <line start="2237" end="2286" speaker="kingoftown">You both make excellent cases, but I've come to my decision.</line>
 <line start="2287" end="2320" speaker="bubs">Health Inspector! Cheese it, everyone!</line>
 <line start="2321" end="2326" speaker="sfx">closing sound</line>
 <line start="2327" end="2332" speaker="kingoftown">Ooh!</line>
 <line start="2339" end="2363" speaker="sfx">music</line>
 <line start="2364" end="2411" speaker="homestar">Hey potential customer, would you like several million donuts?</line>
 <line start="2412" end="2437" speaker="strongbad">No, I don't want one.</line>
 <line start="2438" end="2485" speaker="homestar">But do you dough-not want one?  Hmmm?</line>
 <line start="2486" end="2526" speaker="strongbad">I'm the health inspector, here to hopefully shut you down.</line>
 <line start="2527" end="2562" speaker="strongbad">Now rub this swab under your grease trap and bring it back.</line>
 <line start="2563" end="2583" speaker="homestar">Yes sir, Inspector Heath!</line>
 <line start="2584" end="2610" speaker="homestar" sfx="sfx">humming the Inspector Gadget theme song</line>
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   <homestar sfx="sfx">humming the Inspector Gadget theme song</homestar>
   <strongbad>And.. a little bit of this!</strongbad>
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 <line start="2641" end="2660" speaker="homestar" voiceover="yes">Ah! My face!</line>
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   <homestar voiceover="yes">My delicious fried face!</homestar>
   <strongbad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongbad>
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   <homestar voiceover="yes">Bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage?  At least questionably so?  Bubs?</homestar>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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   <homestar voiceover="yes">Bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage? At least questionably so?  Bubs?</homestar>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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 <line start="2803" end="2816">
   <homestar voiceover="yes">Bubs, is this covered by my questionable medical coverage? At least questionably so?  Bubs?</homestar>
   <sfx volume="0.9">music</sfx>
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 <line start="2817" end="2879" speaker="bubs" sfx="sfx">singing</line>

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