User:Cow Leg

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I'm havin' a !!!!

COW LEG'S WORDS OF WISDOM:

• The answer to every problem is BAN-HAMMER!
• You get nothing!!
• NOW'S MY CUE, TO COME FROM NOWHERE, WITH A SHOTGUN, AND BLOW THE HECK OUT OF YOU!
• Tim Burton Speaks the truth
• WHAT ARE YOU STILL READING THIS FOR?!
• Movie Magic Man thinks he's Ethal Merman.

'Sup fools, im Cow Leg. Better known as Clover or C.S.D, im a girl of 11 years -Takes out stalker spray- and I know/get nothing! I usually chat,animate,watch TV or do whatever in my spare time (I have no life.). Im the biggest Homsar fan you'll meet thats remained slightly sane (Eat that MMM). Im a moderator on another awexome site, Strong Badia the Free. Check it out, a link to it is in one of my userboxes.

• Favorite Movie: The Matrix, Reloaded
• Favorite Game: Portal
• Favorite TV show: Ace of Cake ('till recently I'm Alive)
• Favorite Band: 009 Sound System

What's New? I just met my clone.

How I found H*R:

I discovered SBCG4AP before I found out about the website! At the time I was very big at watching a certain video gamer's playthroughs,one of his play throughs was of SBCG4AP. After watching a bit of it I fell in love with the game and BEGGED my parents to get it for me. After they bought it I played through it still wondering a lot of things,I eventually went onto Telltale.com and found a link to Homestarrunner.com after watching a few things of it I started to understand everything.

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user is active on Strong Badia the Free. The next generation in H*R forums.

This user's an abomination and is coming to your house after school!

This user is takin' this baby to the MOOoooOOOon!.

This user uses Windows.

This user contributes using Internet Explorer.

SH This user wears shorts.

200X This user discovered the H*R website in 2008.

XX This user discovered the H*R website when she was 10 years old.

KID This user is under 13 years old.

This user is an American.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user's second favorite character is Frank Bennedetto.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

This user plays SBCG4AP on a PC.

This user loves Puppet Stuff.

This user's favorite toon is Bug In Mouth Disease.

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is a member of the Homsar Reservation Tomato Salad on the Loose party.

This user's LEAST favorite character is Strong Bad.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

This user's favorite Chapman is Matt.

This user is Hazardous to your Health.

This user's jenga ship has been shanked by Strong Vader

This user wants you to get your own!

My Bottom 10!

MY TOP TEN!

• 10: Viking Helmets
• 9: Sims 3
• 8: Portal
• 7: Old Spongebob episodes
• 6: Tigers
• 5: Myst
• 4: Warriors
• 3: Tim Burton
• 2: 009 Sound System
• 1: Matrix

My Top Ten Main Characters

• 1: Homsar, he's hilarious,random and underappreciated. "Let's sing a song of Penzoil!"
• 2: Homestar, Seriously.
• 3: Strong Sad, I really can relate to him, like how he doesn't care for the media. "Frikin' Sellout."
• 4: Bubs, he's just funny! "Sure thing bush!" "ooaaaaAAHH!!" "Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!"
• 5: Strong Mad, he's very random, more than some people would agree to. "MY PANTIES!"
• 6: King Of Town,like Bubs, he's just a funny guy. "What am I getting my megaphysical?"
• 7: Pom-Pom, "Do you know karatay?"
• 8: Poopsmith, this guy is extremely underrated, while he is number 8, I still like him. He has had his funny moments (specially in the No Talker jokes)
• 9: Marzipan, She can be very funny, despite her eco-jokes. I love the never ending broom debate.
• 10: Strong Bad, No, just NO!!

• Other communities I am on
• Club Penguin - Switcheroo11
• Neopets - the_ol_switcheroo
• Strong Badia The Free - Switch
• Veoh - Cloverstardrop
• Wolfquest - Switch

Ten Random Facts 'Bout Me! (AKA Crappy facts about me that you prolly don't care about and im adding it just so my userpage is longer)

• I am a HUGE "The Matrix" fan
• I am obsessed with tigers (mainly white tigers). I collect tiger figurines, plushies, and other random tiger crap, my horoscope is the tiger too
• I'm obsessed with Spam.
• I dream of being a lawyer in the copyright/crime field
• I know all
• For the pure entertaiment of myself and watchers I animate on Veoh.Com (eat THAT Viacom and Linkin Park!)
• I hate Viacom with a BURNING passion.
• I love Viking Helmets
• I despise Twilight's fangirls, and I hate the book, but I sneer at the author for creating that mindwashing creature!
• I'm an abomination!! And i'm commin' to yer house after school...!

Favorite Quotes from each character!

• Homestar: "Acapulco!"
• Homsar: "Im a crudely drawn cupcake!"
• Bubs: "ooaaaaAAHH!! Everybody knows how to talk like Buubs!" (Yeah yeah it wasnt in a cartoon, but Mike said it in Bubs' voice, it counts)
• Strong Bad: "And the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
• Strong Mad: "MAKE IT DANCE, MAKE IT PRANCE"
• K.O.T: "What, am I getting my Megaphysical?!"
• Pom Pom: (Bubbling in which Homestar replied "Lets tone down the language!")
• Poopsmith: The Poopsmith hath taken the silence vow
• Strong Sad: "Frikin' Sellout"
• Coach Z: "Aww jeez! I killed the elephant man!"
• The Cheat: (Meh-ing that translated to "Just say, screw all ya'll")
• Marzipan: "Doo doo doo doo, lotsa leaves"

Top Five Favo-Movies-.....o?

• 5: The Cats' Return
• 4: Spirited Away
• 3: The Matrix
• 2: The Matrix, Revolutions
• 1: The Matrix, Reloaded

Some of my favorite games (in no paticular order)

• The "Professor Layton" series
• Chibi-Robo!
• Sonic Battle
• Trauma Center, Under the Knife: 2
• Mortal Kombat VS DC Universe
• Portal
• Pokemon: Emerald Version

FAVORITE QUOTES FROM DIFFERENT STUFF IN NO PATICULAR ORDER

• "Pineapple got canned." ~Geof, Ace of Cakes
• "Hello there!" ~Five bucks to anyone who can guess where that comes from
• "Hooray. I get to kill people that aren't looking. That's so....hero like? I need an adjective! Somebody get me an adjective, stat!" ~PoN Fan-commentary
• "YOU GET NOTHING!!!" ~Some GIF
• "I'M NOT LAUGHING, I'M SHOOTIN' PEOPLE!" ~Source Unknown
• "So THIS is where the Super-Fun-Happy-Slide went." ~Same PoN Fan-commentary
• "You're an insane Willy Wonka?" "I ADMIT TO ONLY ONE-HALF OF THAT STATEMENT!" ~Me and Mr.Diskette
• "Riboflavin!" ~Finding Nemo Commentary
• "It seems we have a bit of an assault course on our hands." "An assault course...in progress!" ~Portal Fan-Commentary
• "I feel like you should be quoting Monty Python in that outfit." ~ Mary Alice, Ace of Cakes
• "So these kids are getting married-" "They're not kids!" "So these guys are getting married-" "They're not guys either!" "So this happy couple..." ~Chef Duff and some other person, Ace of Cakes
• "-BEEP- I can't say continental, can I?" ~Chef Duff, Ace of Cakes
• "You're like Bella and Edward from Twilight!....Except you're a much better actor." ~Genie, '10 Aladdin play
• "FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE!!" ~Marathon
• "IT GOJIRA!!!" ~YOU KNOW WHERE!
• "I get injured once a season" ~Chef Duff, Ace of Cakes
• "I have no shame." ~Chef Duff, Ace of Cakes
• "So I can come down to bring you beer?" "You can come down to do the laundry." "Ohoooh, slam!" ~ Katherine, Geof and Tommy, Ace of Cakes
• "In Layman's terms: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out" ~GLaDOS
• "Love interests are bad!" ~Italian Spiderman
• "Give me your doublet and stuff me out with a straw or the others play the rogue with my great toe" ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail "Shakespeare Subtitles"
• "It is now 8 'o clock!" ~Marry Poppins film
• "ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE MARTIAL?!" ~I have no idea
• "Half-Hour?" ~No idea

A summary: