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| - | [[Image:sbemail56.PNG|thumb|"This crap ain't funny!"]] | + | [[Image:sbemail56.PNG|thumb|"That sheet ain't funny, mothafucka!"]] |
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| - | In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.
| + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, Bob the pizza guy |
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, [[Zubs and Coach B]] | + | '''Places:''' where the lee, where the lee, where the lee at |
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| - | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]] | + | '''Computer:''' Windows, I ain't gotta explain SH*T. |
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| - | '''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]] | + | '''Date:''' February 7, 2012 |
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| - | '''Date:''' Monday, December 30, 2002 | + | '''Running Time:''' 0:30 |
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 1:14 | + | '''Page Title:''' <span style="color:blue">air jordan!</span> |
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Compy 386!
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| - | {{dvd|strongbad_email.exe Disc Two}}
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| - | __FORCETOC__
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| | == Transcript == | | == Transcript == |
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| - | ''{Start of the e-mail at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. The mechanical humming of the Compy 386 can be heard faintly. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}'' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' OH......GODF |
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! The email!
| + | ''{He runs off}'' |
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| - | ''{He sits at the computer}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an e-mail ''{he types strongbad_email.exe}'' real quick-a-like.
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| - | ''{e-mail pops up}''
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| - | ''{reading fast}''
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| - | <blockquote class="compy email">Hey man,<br />
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| - | I was just wondering what your<br />
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| - | current status with the ladies is?<br />
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| - | Jordan Reynolds<br />
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| - | New Hampshire</blockquote>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, let's see... ''{typing}'' Strong Bad with the ladies — Current Status: They all still want me. ''{stops typing}'' Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.
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| - | '''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bad!
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| - | '''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bad!
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oop, gotta go!
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| - | ''{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.}'' <sup><small>[[#Footnote|[1]]]</small></sup> | + | |
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| | '''COACH B:''' Well... he's not here. | | '''COACH B:''' Well... he's not here. |
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| - | '''ZUBS:''' Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny! | + | '''ZUBS:''' Well, you better find him quick! That sh*t ain't funny! |
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| - | '''COACH B:''' I'd be hard-pressed to do ''anything'' quick in ''this'' train-wreck! What've ya been eatin', concrete? | + | '''COACH B:''' What've ya been eatin', chicken? |
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| | ''{Coach B walks off.}'' | | ''{Coach B walks off.}'' |
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| - | '''ZUBS:''' Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! ''{Cut to his feet. Shortly after, he walks off}'' Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble... | + | '''ZUBS:''' Least I'm not nekked in yo kitchen! I can hardly walk in these! ''{Cut to his feet. Shortly after, he walks off}'' Ronald McGoddamnDonald. |
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| - | ''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''
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| - | ===Footnote===
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| - | #For the purpose of this transcript, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.
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| - | == Easter Eggs ==
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| - | *At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:
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| - | <blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none">The Coach B/Zubs Project<br />
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| - | Current Status: Pretty Hilarious
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | ===Explanations===
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| - | *A [[Wikipedia:logarithm|logarithm]] is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.
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| - | === Trivia ===
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| - | *The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container#loom|loom disk 1 of 24]]".
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| - | ===Remarks===
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| - | *A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of.
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| - | ===Real-World References===
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| - | *Zubs mumbles the name of [[Wikipedia:Ronald McDonald|Ronald McDonald]], the clown mascot of the [[McDonald's]] fast-food restaurant chain.
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[HR:sbemail56.html|watch "current status"]]
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| - | *[[HR:sbemail56.swf|view the Flash file for "current status"]]
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| - | {{Strong Bad Email}}
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| - | [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]] [[Category:Bubs Filmography]] [[Category:Coach Z Filmography]]
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