Crazy Go Nuts University

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[[Image:Sbemail178 screenshot.PNG|thumb|left|A stately tower rises over the campus of CGNU.]]
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[[Image:Sbemail178 screenshot.PNG|thumb|left|The tower where Strong Bad overlooks it and eats out of his jerky package.]]
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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; font-size: larger;" | '''Crazy Go Nuts University'''
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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; font-size: larger;" | '''Batshit Insane University'''
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| colspan="2" style="padding: 1em 0; text-align: center;" | [[Image:CGNU Crest.png|220px]]
| colspan="2" style="padding: 1em 0; text-align: center;" | [[Image:CGNU Crest.png|220px]]
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|'''Motto'''
|'''Motto'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | The future is you... probably.
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" |  
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|'''Established'''
|'''Established'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Unknown
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | 1939, along with the Third Reich
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|'''School type'''
|'''School type'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Private
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Pubic
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|'''Chancellor'''
|'''Chancellor'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Unknown
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Strong Bad
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|'''Prini<!--[sic]-->cpal'''
|'''Prini<!--[sic]-->cpal'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | [[Strong Bad]]
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | [[Strong Bad]] (see above)
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|'''Enrollment'''
|'''Enrollment'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Unknown
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | it costs $400,000 just to enroll...for 12 seconds
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|- style="vertical-align: top;"
|'''Campus surroundings'''
|'''Campus surroundings'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Field and Fence
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | obvious
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|'''Sports Teams'''
|'''Sports Teams'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | CGNU Golf Club Team
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Underwater pancake flipping
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|'''Mascot'''
|'''Mascot'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | [[The Jolly Dumple]]
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | The Jelly Beans
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|'''Campus Radio Station'''
|'''Campus Radio Station'''
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|'''Website motto'''  
|'''Website motto'''  
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Banner ad valorum
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | Rectus dominus
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'''[[Crazy Go Nuts]] University''' is a [[School|university]] created and run by [[Strong Bad]]. To attend CGNU, applicants must send in the free art test consisting of drawing a [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|guy with a big knife]]. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of the person who took it. According to Strong Bad, "A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed." The only known room in CGNU is the [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|prinicpal's office]]. They offer an assortment of courses online, which require only four clicks to get a "shady online degree". The CGNU website doesn't actually exist, since .edu addresses are only available to actual educational institutions. However, a fan has created a website at http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.com/ which looks the same as that shown in [[theme song]].
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'''[[Crazy Go Nuts]] University''' is located in the biggest wasteland of what was originally America.
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In [[On Break]], Homestar (as the Jolly Dumple) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and that one should avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.
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In [[On Break]], Charlie Adler (as the Red Guy (as Dr. I.C. High-knee)) orients the freshmen with his flamboyant devilish appearance kinda like Steve Berger except he doesn't do martial arts.
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In [[Fan Costumes '08]], Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he hasn't actually started it yet.
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In [[Fan Costumes '08]], Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he actually works at Goodwill to sell broken welfare toys for a living.
==Courses offered==
==Courses offered==
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===On Campus===
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None. They are all fake.
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Strong Bad offers a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:
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*[[Cheesed Off|Cheesing People Off]]
 
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*Indian-Giving
 
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*Cutting Ones
 
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*Doing Some Other Things
 
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*Home Invasion
 
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*Cracking Wise
 
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*World Domination
 
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*Sending Me a Dollar
 
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*[[Total]] Spaceship Guy
 
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*TV / VCR Repair
 
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*Get your Degree!
 
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===Online===
 
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Many courses are offered online, including:
 
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*Business Administration
 
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*Business Abomination
 
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*Mousepad Engineer
 
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*Infotainment Technology
 
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*e-Cutting Ones
 
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*The Lighter Side of Sports
 
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*Matt's Communications
 
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*Business Wheeling
 
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*Insider Trading
 
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*Computer Graphs
 
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*Bidness Dealing
 
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*Caps Lock Technician
 
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*Escrow Understandment
 
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*Marriage [[Apothecary]]
 
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==The Golf Club Team==
 
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The CGNU Golf Club Team has a game every day at 6pm. So far the only known teams they have played are Pile of Electronics State, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s Knees Tech, and DeBry. According to Strong Bad, the CGNU team is undefeated. Their fight song lyrics are reprinted here.
 
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''Fighting, and sometimes striving,''<br>
 
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''Wondering what the Dumple is.''<br>
 
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''Excellence, and what is valor?''<br>
 
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''And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club!''
 
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''C! G! N! . . . U!''
 
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"(See-Gee-IN-YOU!) (me?)"
 
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==Appearances==
 
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*[[Homestar Quiz]]
 
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*Email [[CGNU]]
 
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*Email [[theme party]] (Easter egg)
 
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*Email [[mascot]]
 
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*Email [[different town]] (scoreboard)
 
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*Email [[radio]]
 
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*Email [[candy product]] (scoreboard)
 
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*Email [[theme song]]
 
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*Email [[4 branches]] (Jolly Dumple costume)
 
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*Email [[bike thief]] (campus)
 
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*[[On Break]] (campus)
 
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==Trivia==
==Trivia==
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*"Ad valorem" is Latin for "the value of".
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*"Rectus dominus" is Latin for "ass master".

Revision as of 18:06, 29 May 2012

This article is about the university. For the email, see CGNU.
The tower where Strong Bad overlooks it and eats out of his jerky package.
Batshit Insane University
Motto
Established 1939, along with the Third Reich
School type Pubic
Chancellor Strong Bad
Prinicpal Strong Bad (see above)
Enrollment it costs $400,000 just to enroll...for 12 seconds
Campus surroundings obvious
Sports Teams Underwater pancake flipping
Mascot The Jelly Beans
Campus Radio Station 89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU
Online site http://cgnuonline-eniversity.edu
Website motto Rectus dominus

Crazy Go Nuts University is located in the biggest wasteland of what was originally America.

In On Break, Charlie Adler (as the Red Guy (as Dr. I.C. High-knee)) orients the freshmen with his flamboyant devilish appearance kinda like Steve Berger except he doesn't do martial arts.

In Fan Costumes '08, Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he actually works at Goodwill to sell broken welfare toys for a living.

Courses offered

None. They are all fake.


Trivia

  • "Rectus dominus" is Latin for "ass master".
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