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<big><big><big><big><big><b><big><center>This page has been brought to you buy the Magic Bullet<sup>©</sup>.<br><BR>"Does <u>ANY</u> job in 10 seconds... or less!<sup>®"</sup></center></big></b></big></big></big></big></big>
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[[File:MBullet.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A whole new way to blend]]
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The Magic Bullet is an entirely new concept in labor-saving devices. Unlike bulky blenders and unwieldy food processors that most of us only pull out of storage for specific recipes and special occasions, the Magic Bullet is so handy, so versatile and easy to use that you'll put it to work EVERY single day (probably several times a day). Best of all, it saves you time because it does almost any job in the kitchen in 10 seconds or less!
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The Cyclonic Cutting Zone® Process
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The secret to the Magic Bullet's time-saving efficiency is the specially designed blade and unique bullet-shaped design that automatically circulates food back into the Cyclonic Cutting Zone® region with so much force and speed that it can do virtually any job in 10 seconds or less.
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===Using the Magic Bullet® Blender Couldn't Be Easier===
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There are no buttons to press, no complicated manuals to read. Simply place one of THE BULLET™ Cups or Party Mugs on to the High-Torque Power Base and press...it's a snap! With the easy-to-use Magic Bullet, you can make delicious party dips like salsa, guacamole and bean dip, refreshing frozen margaritas and pina coladas, a variety of tantalizing pasta sauces, decadent desserts such as creamy chocolate mousse or frosty milkshakes and more. All with virtually no effort and no clean up. And all in 10 seconds or less.
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===Using the Magic Bullet® Blender is as easy as 1, 2, 3 ...===
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<center>[[Image:The thing.png]]</center>
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<center><div id="shortcut" style="border: 1px dashed blue; margin: 0em 1em 0em 1em; padding:5px; float: right; clear: both;">
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''This page has been<br />vandalized 32 times!''</div>
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{{User:The thing/s}}
 
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1. Load the ingredients into the Short Cup, Tall Cup, or Party Mug.
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2. Twist on the Cross, or Flat Blade until the blade and cup have a tight seal.
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3. Line up the tabs, place THE BULLET™ on the Power Base and press down on the cup to turn it on.
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Here's how it works: As long as you're holding it down, the Magic Bullet is on. When you want the blades to stop, simply let go.
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'''"''Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.''"'''  -Demetri Martin
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====Or, for hands-free operation:====
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Press down and gently turn the cup clockwise until the tabs lock under the lip of the Power Base. Now the Magic Bullet is in Lock On mode where the motor runs continually. To turn it off, simply twist the cup back counterclockwise and release the cup.
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===Mastering the Magic Bullet® Blender "Mixing" Techniques is a snap!===
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Lock On Mode is the hands free mode you use to blend foods until they achieve a smooth consistency. This is the technique for preparing creamy dishes like chocolate mousse, smoothies and frozen cocktails.
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Here are some video clips that demonstrate the Lock On technique:
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 Blended Iced Coffee Drink]
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 Whipped Cream]
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[[Image:defender of the wiki.jpg|thumb|I win!]]
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===The Pulsing Technique===
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is the one to use when you want chunky, textured dishes such as guacamole, egg salad or bean dip.
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The most important thing to remember about "Pulsing" is that as you use one hand to tap down on the top of the cup, you need to use your other hand to apply counter- clockwise pressure to the cup.
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<center><blockquote style="background:#0C0; color:#FFF; padding:1em; width:500px; border:none; font-weight:bold; text-align:center; font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:125%;line-height:160%;">THE FOLLOWING <span style="font-size:140%;">USER PAGE</span> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR<br>
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Here are some video clips that demonstrate the Pulsing Technique:
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<span style="font-size:140%;">COOL PEOPLE</span><br>
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 Chopping Onions]
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SOMETHING THAT IS A THING.</span><br>
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 Mincing Garlic]
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 Chunky Salsa]
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IT'S RATED
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<div align="left" style="border: 3px solid #483D8B; overflow-y: scroll; height: 250px; width:250px">{{User:The thing/userboxes}}</div><p align="center">[[Image:everybody-poster.PNG]]</p>
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Go here [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=237611] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=245558#Quesions] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=266294] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=284059]
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[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=299592]
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[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=299824] [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=User:The_thing&oldid=352863] to see the accident I made on my page.
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==People with wikis of their own...==
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#{{User:H*bad/sig}}
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#[[User: CoachD|CoachD]]
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#{{User:Dacheatbot/sig}}[http://www.editthis.info/dacheatbot_wiki/index.php/Main_Page DacheatbotWiki]
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#{{User:Salty/sig}}
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==Game==
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What would you do:  '''UNAVAILABLE UNTIL FANSTUFF WIKI RETURNS + 3 MONTHS'''
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*[[HRFWiki:User:The thing/What_would_you_do/1/|Basement]]
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*[[HRFWiki:User:The thing/What would you do/2/|Forest]]
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*[[HRFWiki:User:The thing/What would you do/3/|Snowed in]]
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*[http://www.editthis.info/efilms/index.php There are more here.]
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==Favorites==
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My favorite things on HRWiki.org are:<BR>
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* [[TMBG]]<BR>
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* [[Secret Pages]]<BR>
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* [[Limozeen]]<BR>
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* [http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Special:Search?search=GLITCHES&go=Go Glitches]<BR>
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=== Favorite Bands ===
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* [[Wikipedia:They Might Be Giants|They Might Be Giants]]
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* [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]]
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* [[Wikipedia:The Beatles|The Beatles]]
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* [[Wikipedia:T.I.|T.I.]]
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* [[Wikipedia:Parry Gripp|Parry Gripp]]
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* Young Gem
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* [[Wikipedia:Tupac|Tupac]]
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* [[Wikipedia:The Decemberists|The Decemberists]]
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== Spanish ==
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¡La cosa está fresca!
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==The Welcomed List==
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== Top 5 things I don't like about the wiki ==
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# No Guestbooks
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# Trolls
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# People leaving the wiki.
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== Hi ==
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<sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub> <sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub> <sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub> <sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub> <sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub> <sup>Hi</sup> <sub>Hi</sub>
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==Homestar Favorites==
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# Favorite SBemail: [[virus]] and [[funny|funny <small>Punt-reer Punt-reer</small>]]
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# Favorite character: [[Strong Bad]]
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# Favorite short: [[The System is Down]][[Strong Bad|.]]
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# Favorite [[Holiday Toon]]: [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]
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# Favorite [[Puppet Stuff]]: The [[Puppet Jam]]s
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==Accomplishments==
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* Joined the wiki
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* Made an awesome userpage
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*I was on [[User:Bubsty|P]][[User:Nikolce Kocovski|e]][[User:Trendy Totebag|o]][[User:Has Matt?|p]][[User:Bubyman|l]][[User:Seriously|e]][[User:NOT_Billy_Bob_Bob|']][[User:Young Roy|s]] cool people list.
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*I finally say sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. (The hardest tongue twister ever)
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* Created the [[Contacts]] page
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* Created the page for the holiday short "[[Costume Commercial]]"
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* Uploaded [[:Image:Costumecommercial.PNG|an image]] that was featured on the Main Page.
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=Cool stuff=
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Find more weird stuff [http://www.ripleys.com here.]
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Hi, can you raed tihs if you can yuor werid beocasue thsee wrods aner't sepleld rgiht. cool, ins't it?
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==Color Facts==
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*If you're in a red car you're more likely to crash!
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*If you're in a white car you're more likely not to crash!
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*If you're on a team wearing a red uniform you're more likely to win!
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==Facts==
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*It is impossible to lick your elbow. (For most people)
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*In a study of 200,000 ostriches, over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
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*Horses can't vomit.
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*The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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*If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
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*75% of people who read these facts will try to lick their elbow.
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*Jellyfish don't have a heart or brain.
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== My "sibbie" song ==
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This is a song about sib-bie!<br>
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Sibbie is a person I think.<br>
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Sibbie likes Milk.<br>
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Oh wait She's lactose intolerant.<br>
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Sibbie
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= Questions =
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These people liked my sig with the picture:                             
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#{{User:The thing/sig}}
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#{{User:Has Matt?/sig}}
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#[[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]]
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These people have not:
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=[http://www.editthis.info/guestbook/Main_Page Guestbook]=
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[http://www.editthis.info/guestbook/Main_Page Click here to sign!]
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== E-mail song!==
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<blockquote class="lappy email"><div>Subject: E-mail beginning songs</div>
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Some e-mail beginning songs
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*''Singing'' "The e-mail is the place-to-gooooooo!" {{User:The thing/sig}}
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*''talking'' "E-mail you need to be check'd" {{User:Random person/sig}}
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* ''Singing'' "The eeeeeeee-maiiiiiiiil is aw................some! (drum-roll) Yea!" --{{User:The thing/sig}}
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* ''Talking'' "Hello? Can email hear me?" --{{User:The 386/sig}} 17:11, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
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* "Rapping" "Ee-mail, it's the place to be.  Come and check the email - with me."  --[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] 23:21, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
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*''singing to the tune of "Centerfield"''-"Put me in coach, I'm ready to play, today, look at me, I can check, my e-mail!"--{{User:SupremeRulerOfSBadia/sig}} 21:36, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
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*''singing'' Do-doot! Do-doot, email...Or did I? {{User:Bluebry muffin/sig}} 21:13, 12 February 2006 (UTC)
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*''{screaming, waving hands in air and bashing head on keyboard}'' &mdash; '''''EEEMMMAAAIIILLL!!! EEEEEMMMMMAAAAAIIIIILLLLL!!!!! EEEEEEEEMMMMMMMAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH&mdash;!!!!!!!''''' ''{passes out and falls off stool}'' {{User:The Chort/sig}} 15:01, 11 March 2006 (UTC)
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*[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] <small>(I love your comic! I see it every time I chew bubblegum!)</small>
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*[[User:Benol|Benol]] <small>(Benol?)</small>
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*[[User:Bkmlb|Bkmlb]] <small>(Hmmm... Bkmlb stands for... '''B'''e '''K'''ool '''M'''y '''L'''ittle  '''B'''ean)</small>
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*[[User:Bluebry|Bluebry]] <small>(Strawbry)</small>
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*[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]] <small>(Your room is a Bubsty!!)</small>
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*[[User:Cheatachu72|Cheatachu72]] <small>(I CHOOSE YOU CHEATACHU!)</small>
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*[[User:Color Printer|Color Printer]] <small>(I just have the lousy B&W printer.)</small>
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*[[User:DBK|DBK]] <small>('''D'''ark '''B'''ags '''K'''ill)</small>
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*[[User:E.L. Cool|E.L. Cool]] <small>('''E'''ggplants and  '''L'''imes are '''Cool''')</small>
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*<s>[[User:H*Bad|H*Bad]] <small>(H*Good)</small></s>
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*[[User:Has_Matt%3F|Has Matt?]] <small>(Has you a Matt, Matt?)</small>
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*[[User:Homestramy20|Homestaramy20]] <small>(Yes)</small>
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*[[User:Homsarroks|Homsarroks]] <small>(Strong Bad Roks!)</small>
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*[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] <small>(It's dot tk. [http://www.TheThingy.tk Seriously])</small>
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*[[User:JoeyDay|Joey Day]] <small>(All you did was MAKE the wiki. This wiki doesn't need you! Or... wait... yes it does.)</small>
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*[[User:Nckinfn04|Nckinfn04]] <small>(I can never memorize that username. I forgot it already.)</small>
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*[[User:Nikolce Kocovski|Nikolce Kocovski]] <small>(I can't pronounce you.)</small>
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*[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]] ([[User:The thing#NOT Billy Bob Bob|Bye]])</small>
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*[[User:Ooy|Ooy]] <small>(Ooy???)</small>
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*[[User:Powered by The Kate|Powered by The Kate]] <small>(The Kate? The Thing.)</small>
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*[[User:Pureblade|Pureblade]] <small>(You blade is so pure.)</small>
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*[[User:RFalcon|RFalcon]] <small>(Red Falcon! Rocky Falcon! Rude Falcon! I could just go on and on.)</small>
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*[[User:Salty|Salty]] <small>(Can I eat you?)</small>
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*[[User:Sam the Man|Sam the Man]] <small>(Sam the Woman)</small>
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*[[User:Stux|Stux]] <small>(Stux sux... err...)</small>
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*[[User:Super Martyo Brother|Super Martyo Brother]] <small>(Coming Soon for Wii...)</small>
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*[[User:Teh_Frossty_One|Teh Frossty One]] <small>(Teh? TEH? TTEEHH?????)</small>
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*[[User:The 386|The 386]] <small>(The 47564594769)</small>
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*[[User:The Chort|The Chort]] <small>(All this time I taught you were only ''a'' chort, but you ''the'' chort!)</small>
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*[[User:The Paper|The Paper]] <small>(Why did you die?)</small>
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*[[User:Thesmokingmonkey|Thesmokingmonkey]] <small>(:-O)</small>
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*[[User:Trendy Totebag|Trendy Totebag]] <small>(Your Trendy... even if you are a totebag.)</small>
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=External links=
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* [http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=the%20thing%202 I will steal your soul!] '''Always stolen sole!'''
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* [http://www.tmbw.net/wiki/index.php/User:The_thing Me on the TMBG wiki]
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* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:The.thing Me on Wikipedia]
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* [http://nickelodeon.wikicities.com/wiki/User:The_Thing Me on the Nickelodeon wiki]
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* [http://doom.wikicities.com/wiki/User:The_Thing Me on the doom wiki]
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* [http://www.wikicities.com/wiki/User:The_Thing Me on Wiki cities]
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* [http://hrwooky.wikicities.com/wiki/User:Homestar Me on the Homestar parody wiki] '''On wheels!'''
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* [http://ebwiki.spoonybard.com/index.php?title=User:The_thing Me on the Eskimo Bob wiki]
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* [http://www.jellob.com/wiki/index.php?title=User:The_thing Me on the jellob wiki!!!!!! Yay!!!!] '''Gone!'''<small>([http://nwfcwiki.org/index.php/User:The_thing Redirect])</small>
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* [http://www.bswiki.com/index.php/User:The_thing Me on The Bonus Stage wiki]
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* [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:The_thing Me on fanstuff]
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* [http://weirdal.wikicities.com/wiki/Main_Page Weird Al wiki] '''([http://www.weirdalforum.com/wiki/index.php Redirect])'''
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* [http://the-thing-2.piczo.com/?cr=4&rfm=y My (dead) website!]
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* [http://www.editthis.info/computer_word_shortcuts/index.php/Main_Page The computer word shortcuts wiki] '''Example''': Laughing is lol
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* [http://www.editthis.info/computer_word_shortcuts/index.php/User:The_thing Me on The computer word shortcuts wiki]
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* [http://www.editthis.info/LOST/index.php/User:LOST_fan Me on the LOST wiki] '''([http://lostpedia.com/wiki/User:LOST_fan Redirect])'''
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* [http://wiki.videolan.org/index.php/User:The_thing Me on the VideoLAN wiki]
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* [http://www.ssrc.org/wiki/POSA/index.php?title=User:The_thing Me on the SSRC wiki]
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* [http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/User:LOST_fan Me on Wikimeta]
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* [http://www.editthis.info/guestbook/index.php/User:The_thing Me on my Guestbook wiki]
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* [http://www.editthis.info/seriously2/index.php/User:The_thing Me on Will's wiki]
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* [http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/i-helicopter-hair.jpg Helicopter hair]
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* [http://www.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/miserable_cat.jpg In sink]
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* [http://petsblog.ratlover.net/images/charlotte/apr05/042605_1.jpg Click it]
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* [http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics2/real_chicken_sandwhich.jpg A chicken sandwich]
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* [http://media1.funnyjunk.com/pics2/sniper.jpg Bad kitty!]
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* [http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0135.jpg Sesame street gone bad!]
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* [http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pages/funnycats_m.html Video of cat]
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* [http://x12.putfile.com/11/32419532196.gif (Sorry one more mystery.)]
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* [http://x12.putfile.com/11/32616564593.gif Spiderman Dancing]
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* [http://x10.putfile.com/10/28919251211.gif Star wiki wars (I don't know why I even said that.)<br> (It's a mystery.)]
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* [http://www.freewebs.com/angelbear23/madelines%20love.png I think this is John Stamos...]
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* [http://home.earthlink.net/~bharms/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/picachupoop.gif Picachu poop] '''WARNING:''' May be in inappropriate.
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* [http://www.realbeer.com/edu/images/japan-front.jpg fdghsfdhdlgxdfhgufd]
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* [http://ewokrave.ytmnd.com/ Wookey dance]
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* [http://pi.ytmnd.com/ 3.14 is a little longer than you thought...]
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* [http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/396532/pickle.jpg Pickle]
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* [http://images.thisislondon.co.uk/v2/news/biscuitmanPA070305_450x310.jpg Crash test nugget]
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* [http://jovan.ru/pics2/kittens/blargh.jpg Cheeta]
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* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8079411349144989883 Matrix ping pong]
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* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4057591681481453187 Cat herd]
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* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7836547273687836884&q=hamster Hamster]
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* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2472939609435805830&q=Homestar HOMESTAR!]
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* [http://www.orlyowls.com/submit/images/oblarg.jpg oblarg]
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* [http://www.thepeon.com/link.php?l=endoftheworld The End of the World as we Know It] '''WARNING:''' May be inappropriate.
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* [http://i3.tinypic.com/wa140i.jpg Baers]
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* [http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/whatthe.jpg What The?]
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* [http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/cf1bd5bb06.jpg What you will look like when you grow up]
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* [http://www.valleyviewdogs.com/images/spoodles/Spoodle-Alexia-08.jpg Nice Doggy]
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* [http://www.ape-o-naut.org/canopydwellers/images/goofball.jpg Goofball]
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#<s><small>[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]] Bye Bubsty!</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:Bubsty|Bubsty]] Bye Bubsty!</small></s>
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#<s><small>[[User:NOT Billy Bob Bob|NOT Billy Bob Bob]]</small></s>
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'''Main Favorites:''' [[HR:Main.html|Main]]&nbsp;| [[HR:Toons.html|Toons]]&nbsp;| [[HR:Games.html|Games]]&nbsp;| [[HR:Characters.html|Characters]]&nbsp;| [[HR:sbsite/|Store]]&nbsp;| [[HR:sbemail100.html|Email]]</p>
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1. Load the ingredients into the Short Cup, Tall Cup, or Party Mug. 2. Twist on the Cross, or Flat Blade until the blade and cup have a tight seal. 3. Line up the tabs, place THE BULLET™ on the Power Base and press down on the cup to turn it on.

Here's how it works: As long as you're holding it down, the Magic Bullet is on. When you want the blades to stop, simply let go.

Or, for hands-free operation:

Press down and gently turn the cup clockwise until the tabs lock under the lip of the Power Base. Now the Magic Bullet is in Lock On mode where the motor runs continually. To turn it off, simply twist the cup back counterclockwise and release the cup.

Mastering the Magic Bullet® Blender "Mixing" Techniques is a snap!

Lock On Mode is the hands free mode you use to blend foods until they achieve a smooth consistency. This is the technique for preparing creamy dishes like chocolate mousse, smoothies and frozen cocktails.

Here are some video clips that demonstrate the Lock On technique:

The Pulsing Technique

is the one to use when you want chunky, textured dishes such as guacamole, egg salad or bean dip.

The most important thing to remember about "Pulsing" is that as you use one hand to tap down on the top of the cup, you need to use your other hand to apply counter- clockwise pressure to the cup.

Here are some video clips that demonstrate the Pulsing Technique:

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