Strong Bad Sings

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Summary

An advertisement for a fictional album of songs by Strong Bad. Not to be confused with the actual Strong Bad Sings CD.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Announcer, Strong Mad, The Cheat

Page Title: A Web-Only Special Offer

Transcript

{Open to a of a snowy mountain backdrop. While the Announcer is first speaking, Strong Bad walks up and a big, fat bird alights on his boxing glove}

THE ANNOUNCER: For years, he's thrilled and captivated himself with his music. And now, it's your turn.

STRONG BAD: {singing} Every time that I look at myself, I can't believe how awesome I am. I mean, how awesome I AAAAAAAAAAAAM.

THE ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad Sings! Featuring hundreds of your favorite Strong Bad hits!

{cut to Strong Bad singing in front of a black backdrop. Titles of his various songs scroll down the screen, including:}

• Who is the Guy That Wins All the Contests?
• What's the Problem With Your Stupid Face?
• Everybody Loves a Little Competition
• I Never Said I Wouldn't Try to Beat the Crap Out of You
• Let's Make Believe That We're in Love (So I Can Break Up with You)
• The Last Time I Didn't Come in First Was Never, I Mean Earlier Today
• The Ladies in My Town All Know My Name
• Everyone Who Doesn't Like Me More Than Likely Sucks Real Bad
• You've Got an Ugly and Stupid Butt
• Let's Get Started on Doing All Those Awesome Things I Suggested
• This One Time I Saw Homestar Punching a Kitten in the Throat
• The Only Thing Wrong With You is Everything
• Somebody Told Me (Now I Believe Them)

STRONG BAD: {singing} Let's make believe that we're in love, so I can break up with you.

{another Strong Bad head appears in profile above the other Strong Bad and begins to sing}

STRONG BAD: {singing} You've got an ugly butt, and a stupid... butt.

THE ANNOUNCER: Now available for the first time anywhere outside his basement!

{cut to Strong Bad singing in front of a desert backdrop}

STRONG BAD: {singing} Somebody told me that you were so stupid, but I didn't believe them, but now I believe them.

{Cut to a display of all the media available. As The Announcer states what they are, they appear and stack up}

THE ANNOUNCER: Available on three records, seven CDs, twelve cassetes or thirty eight-track tapes. You might expect to pay almost a hundred dollars for this rare collection. It's all yours for only one easy installment of $193.75!

{Cut to the cover of the album mentioned below.}

THE ANNOUNCER: Act now and recieve "Strong Mad Forgets the Words To His Favorites" absolutely free!

{Cut to a room where The Cheat is playing "Happy Birthday" on a piano and Strong Mad is forgetting the words.}

STRONG MAD: Ummmm.... uuuhhh... Ummmm...

{Cut to the "Order now" screen. The "Strong Bad Sings" record, CD, cassette, and 8-track are shown, with the ordering information below it.}

ANNOUNCER 2: To order your copy of "Strong Bad Sings," call 1-800-428-64 twotytwo, or send check, cash, or money order to {stumbling over words} four six-ty nine, The Place to Be... Uhhh... refunds not available in Maine or Arkansas.

{The ordering information is actually a bit different. It says:}'

Strong Bad Sings
1-800-555-SBSINGS

or send check, cash, money order,
brownies, or birthday presents to:

P.O. Box 212
Strong Bad's House
Free Country, USA

Fun Facts

• The song "Who is the Guy That Wins All the Contests?" is a reference to the song Strong Bad sings to himself in A Jumping Jack Contest.
• Many of these songs would eventually be remade and featured on the CD Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.
• For some reason, Strong Mad's eyebrows are grey for this cartoon.

External Links

• watch "Strong Bad Sings"
• watch "Strong Bad Sings" in fullscreen