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Sometimes a character will use a '''disconnected telephone''', or a telephone handset with frayed wires poking out of the bottom. It is uncertain whether the telephones actually work with phone service, as [[Coach Z]] was talking to one of his [[parents]] with one in [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]. This is probably not the case, however, because Coach Z is known to do odd things. Some evidence that the phones have some function appears in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[replacement]], where [[Strong Bad]] uses one to page [[The Cheat]] despite the phone's lack of connectivity. There are no buttons on these phones, which would suggest that they are corded phones and the bases would have the buttons.
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On a related note, Coach Z attempted to speak on a drawing of a cell phone on a notepad in [[diorama]].
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==Appearances==
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*Email [[50 emails]] {{--}} tan phone (possibly a goof)
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*Email [[replacement]] {{--}} red phone, with spiral cord
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*[[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] {{--}} tin can "Eww" phone in end segment
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*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] {{--}} red phone
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*Email [[modeling]] {{--}} yellow phone
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*Email [[rock opera]] {{--}} tan phone (same as in 50 emails)
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*Email [[geddup noise]] {{--}} green phone (with ''and'' without cord)
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*Email [[isp]] {{--}} yellow phone
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] {{--}} green phone in Easter egg
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*Email [[pizza joint]] {{--}} yellow phone
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**In addition, the [[pizza joint#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] mentions the running gag.
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*[[Twenty THANXty Six]] {{--}} While pretending to be a "Top Exec", [[Stinkoman]] shouts into a disconnected phone.
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*{{postref|889167141324369921|23|Jul|2017}} {{--}} Strong Bad replies to a Tweet "via unplugged 'ol landline".
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==See also==
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*[[Foods used as phones]]
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[[Category:Electronics running gags]]
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[[Category:Electronics]]
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