User:Norman rorqual

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Norman Rorqual

Hey everybody. I am just figuring out how to do this. Homestarrunner is cool. So is the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, but they messed up the movie. (Read the books) Haven't seen starwars yet.

Cheat Theories

Here's my theories about everybody's favorite little yellow squeaky thing.

Theory 1: Origins

What exactly is the cheat, anyway? Nobody seems to know, but I think it someone once guessed that he was from space. Homestar called him a yellow dog.
 :I think I know what he is.
Have you ever heard of a snipe hunt? You know, you tell some people that you're going on a snipe hunt, then take them out in the woods at night and leave them, or scare them, or something? Because there's no such thing as a snipe; it's just something you do to gullible people.
I bet The Cheat is a snipe. It makes sense!