Halloween Potion-ma-jig
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Homestar screws up Marzipan's potion. Choose-your-own-adventure action ensues!
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Coach Z, Pom Pom, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Homsar (Easter egg), Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Bubs, Strong Sad
See Halloween Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.
Places: Marzipan's House, Spooky Forest
Page Title: Choose it or Lose it!
Date: November 1, 2005
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Transcript
{Spooky sounds play against a darkened wall. Homestar Runner's shadow appears from the left, and Homestar himself then appears suddenly.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Crap! You scared me! So, here's the deal: I'm lost inside this haunted mansion, and I need your help to find my costume and get outta here! So, what should we do first?
{The screen displays: 'WHAT SHOULD WE DO?? 1. PET A GOAT 2. MAKE A STEW 3. "I'M SELLING THESE FINE LEATHER JACKETS..."' A "COSTUME LOCATOR" is in the lower left and a "HEALTH & BEAUTY" indicator, showing 100%, is in the lower right. Then, after a moment, the lights suddenly come on and the camera pans back. Marzipan walks up with a wig and a pile of clothes. A sheet of paper can be seen in front of Homestar, with doodles all over it and several markers scattered around it.}
MARZIPAN: Look, Homestar! Here's your costume!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {taking the costume} Oh, thanks. You win!
MARZIPAN: {noticing the paper and markers} Homestar Michael Runner, what did you do—
{A closeup of the paper is shown. It reads:}
Halloween Potion
Ingredients:
1. {Ghost-} Water
2. Powdered {Pigs' Foot}
3. Essence of {Kangaroo}
Stir ingredients with a {wooden spoon}
Say this magic incantation:
{???}
{But drawings of bugs and ducks obscure all of the important parts, bracketed. Also, Homestar has written "MEAN SEAN", "QUACK TIME", and "COOL DUCK" on various parts of the paper.}
MARZIPAN: ... to my Halloween Potion recipe?
{Homestar and Marzipan appear again.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, yeah. {turns away from Marzipan} Marzipaaan! Can I draw ducks and bugs all over the recipe for your Halloween Potion?
MARZIPAN: No way, Jorge. You're gonna figure out what those ingredients were and bring 'em back here before midnight. Now march your skinny white butt into those spooky woods, mister!
{Music starts.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {humbly} Yes, Mom-zipan.
{The screen displays "HALLOWEEN POTION-MA-JIG" and "A MAKE-YOUR-OWN-DECISION-VENTURE", followed by the usual credits, over the drawings of bugs and ducks. Then, cut to the spooky forest, where Homestar is now in costume.}
The Water
HOMESTAR RUNNER: All right! These spooky woods gotta be chock full of spooky ingredients! Let's see, the first one is {pulls out the paper} "Something Water." Hmmmmmmmm...
COACH Z: {from a distance} Really?
{cut to Coach Z and Pom Pom}
COACH Z: Then how come they'll be all nice to yas like they like ya to your face?
POM POM: {bubbles}
COACH Z: I guess I have a lot to learn about mailmen!
{Homestar walks up}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, what are you guys doin' out here? Did you ruin somebody's magic potion too?
COACH Z: Uh... nope. Unless Coach Z's life is a magic potion.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cool, cool, depressing, cool. So, um...
{A box shows up reading "CHOICE TIME!" and the three choices:}
1. Do either of you have any...
2. I need something that would be...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I need something that would be good in a Halloween Potion.
POM POM: {bubbles and pulls a severed toe out of his pocket}
COACH Z: Pom Pom can getcha a toe. With nail polish!
HOMESTAR RUNNER:' Um... do you have anything waterier? Or... more waterish? Or waterian?
COACH Z: Please, Homestar, stop! Just take this bottle of questionable water that I keep on my person at all times for questionable reasons!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I won't question that!
{A "scorecard" comes up with spaces for all the items you get. The first blank is filled with "Questionable Water". A victory sound plays.}
3. Taco-Man came by...
The Powder
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I gotta keep searchin'. {walks offscreen to the right} Too bad I probably won't run into anybody else mysteriously hanging out in the woods.
{Cut to The King of Town and The Poopsmith. Holes are dug all over the place. Homestar walks up.}
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Easter Eggs
- To see Homsar, choose option 3 when dealing with Poopsmith and the King of Town. Then, as Homestar is leaving, click on the Poopsmith's face.