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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail138.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="16" end="87" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...</line> <line start="90" end="146" speaker="strongbad">Da-da-da-da "Dear Strongbad, Does Strongbadia have a space program?"</line> <line start="149" end="185" speaker="strongbad">"Good jokes, Ryan Raleigh, not cool."</line> <line start="190" end="220" speaker="strongbad">Who <em>doesn't</em> have a space program these days?</line> <line start="222" end="265" speaker="strongbad">I mean, don't, like, the Italians have a space program?</line> <line start="268" end="289" speaker="strongbad">Ours is called SBASAF.</line> <line start="291" end="335" speaker="strongbad">The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil.</line> <line start="337" end="385" speaker="strongbad">The only problem is, we blew our whole budget on this kick-awesome logo...</line> <line start="390" end="419" speaker="strongbad">...and on our orientation filmstrip.</line> <line start="433" end="522" speaker="announcer">SBASAF is a definitely-for-profit organization, dedicated to the manned taping of aluminum foil to cardboard.</line> <line start="524" end="527" speaker="sfx">beep!</line> <line start="528" end="582" speaker="announcer">Our mission objective: to accompany 15 earth dollars on a round trip journey-</line> <line start="583" end="586"> <announcer>Our mission objective: to accompany 15 earth dollars on a round trip journey-</announcer> <sfx>beep!</sfx> </line> <line start="587" end="610" speaker="announcer">-to the closest reaches of space.</line> <line start="611" end="615" speaker="sfx">beep!</line> <line start="621" end="682" speaker="announcer">While the muscular crew will age only a few hours, the cargo, according to our-</line> <line start="683" end="686" speaker="sfx">beep!</line> <line start="693" end="743" speaker="announcer">-vague understanding of the theory of relativity, will have aged to an incredible-</line> <line start="746" end="750" speaker="sfx">beep!</line> <line start="753" end="772" speaker="announcer">-one millon dollars!</line> <line start="777" end="827" speaker="announcer">And who is good enough at video games to accept such a dangerous mission?</line> <line start="830" end="863" speaker="announcer">Why, none other than beef bouillon-aire joyboy-</line> <line start="864" end="867" speaker="sfx">beep!</line> <line start="871" end="937" speaker="announcer">-Space Captainface. First Lieuteneral Captainface knows the true key to success is...</line> <line start="938" end="991" speaker="announcer">...to have as many hot '60s-looking girls in your filmstrips as possible.</line> <line start="995" end="1028" speaker="announcer">Yeah, girls. All right.</line> <line start="1029" end="1033" speaker="sfx">beep!</line> <line start="1036" end="1117" speaker="announcer">Hey, look! It's onboard mechanic Harold "Strap" Coopmore! Looks like he could use a grilled cheese sandwich.</line> <line start="1117" end="1188" speaker="sfx">music</line> <line start="1188" end="1193" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line> <line start="1193" end="1246" speaker="announcer">Flat-tops and shirt sleeves are the order of the day at SBASAF mission control.</line> <line start="1250" end="1311" speaker="announcer">Why, Flight Engineer Ted Averill! You aren't smoking a smooth relaxing cigarette at all!</line> <line start="1311" end="1316" speaker="sfx">beep!</line> <line start="1322" end="1360" speaker="announcer">That's better. And somebody get that man a highball.</line> <line start="1363" end="1367" speaker="sfx">beep!</line> <line start="1367" end="1432" speaker="announcer">The flagship of SBASAF's 30-vessel fleet is the Proud Anselmo.</line> <line start="1432" end="1522" speaker="announcer">A wonder of modern SBASAF-ery, the Proud Anselmo was constructed entirely out of cardboardium alloy. </line> <line start="1522" end="1551" speaker="announcer">When blastoff day finally arrives,</line> <line start="1551" end="1627" speaker="announcer">...will you be among the hot '60s-looking girls to wish Strap and Space Captainface a safe voyage? And if not...</line> <line start="1627" end="1631" speaker="sfx">beep!</line> <line start="1631" end="1646" speaker="announcer">...how come?</line> <line start="1646" end="1674" speaker="strongbad">Argrgrgrgrgrgr! <span style="visibility: hidden">Got to... escape... Earth's... tenacity....</span></line> <line start="1674" end="1686" speaker="strongbad">Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... <span style="visibility: hidden">escape... Earth's... tenacity....</span></line> <line start="1686" end="1700" speaker="strongbad">Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... <span style="visibility: hidden">Earth's... tenacity....</span></line> <line start="1700" end="1711" speaker="strongbad">Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... Earth's... <span style="visibility: hidden">tenacity....</span></line> <line start="1711" end="1732" speaker="strongbad">Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... Earth's... tenacity....</line> <line start="1732" end="1761" speaker="strongbad">Fire the afterburners, Strap!</line> <line start="1761" end="1778" speaker="thecheat">strained The Cheat noises</line> <line start="1784" end="1811" speaker="sfx">afterburner sound effect</line> <line start="1811" end="1818" speaker="sfx">thud</line> <line start="1818" end="1850" speaker="strongbad">Oh... we made it.</line> <line start="1851" end="1867" speaker="strongbad">Ahem. <span style="visibility: hidden"><em>Oh</em>, we <em>made</em> it.</span></line> <line start="1867" end="1902" speaker="strongbad">Ahem. <em>Oh</em>, we <em>made</em> it.</line> <line start="1902" end="1920" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="voiceover">Awww...</line> <line start="1920" end="1996" speaker="strongbad">According to my ca-cuh-lations, our precious cargo should have already multiplied to about 50 bucks!</line> <line start="1996" end="2022" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line> <line start="2022" end="2043" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, right.</line> <line start="2043" end="2092" speaker="strongbad">We spent the precious cargo on that sound effect CD.</line> <line start="2092" end="2135" speaker="strongbad">Well, let me hear "Body falling downstairs".</line> <line start="2135" end="2154" speaker="thecheat">agreeable-sounding The Cheat noises</line> <line start="2154" end="2220" speaker="sfx">body falling down stairs sound effect</line> <line start="2220" end="2258" speaker="homestar">You guys! You guys! I need help putting on this sweater!</line> <line start="2258" end="2292" speaker="strongbad">A space myoot-ant from Satriani 5!</line> <line start="2292" end="2318" speaker="strongbad">Hit him with everything we got, Strap!</line> <line start="2318" end="2359" speaker="sfx">laser fire sound effects</line> <line start="2376" end="2380"><thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat></line> <line start="2380" end="2384"><thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat><sfx>thump</sfx></line> <line start="2384" end="2431" speaker="homestar">Aah! I knew I should have asked the Italian space program.</line> <line start="2431" end="2475" speaker="strongbad">Nice work, The Strap. Another successful mission for </line> <line start="2475" end="2512" speaker="strongbad"><em>(Singing)</em> Space Captainface!</line> <line start="2512" end="2551" speaker="strongbad">Pretender of the galaxies!</line> <line start="2551" end="2612" speaker="strongbad">He's all-the-ways having space cocktails with hot '60s-looking girls!</line> <line start="2615" end="2661" speaker="strongbad">Where are all the hot '60s-looking girls?</line> <line start="2661" end="2689" speaker="kingoftown">I'm in my 60s!</line> <line start="2689" end="2702" speaker="sfx">Preeow!</line> <!-- Easter Eggs --> <!-- Captainface Log --> <line start="2704" end="2730"> <sfx>Reverb on voice. 60's style "computer" background noise</sfx> <strongbad>Captainface Log: </strongbad> </line> <line start="2730" end="2818"> <sfx>Reverb on voice. 60's style "computer" background noise</sfx> <strongbad>The vinegar-baking soda drive on the Proud Anselmo has run out of fuel, stranding us in the Impellitteri Sector. </strongbad> </line> <line start="2818" end="2847"> <sfx>Reverb on voice. 60's style "computer" background noise</sfx> <strongbad>There is shrapnel everywhere. </strongbad> </line> <line start="2847" end="2876"> <sfx>Reverb on voice. 60's style "computer" background noise</sfx> <strongbad>It makes one wonder, does man truly</strongbad> </line> <line start="2876" end="2880" speaker="sfx">beep!</line> <line start="2880" end="3016" speaker="sfx">music</line> <!-- Doo time --> <line start="3023" end="3106" speaker="announcer">...will you be among the hot '60s-looking girls to wish Strap and Space Captainface a safe voyage? And if not...</line> <line start="3106" end="3118" speaker="announcer">...how come?</line> <line start="3118" end="3151" speaker="coachz">I was told I was gonna get to pee in a cup! </line> <line start="3151" end="3189" speaker="strongbad"> In due time, Cadet Z. In due time. </line> <line start="3189" end="3224" speaker="coachz"> Oh, doo time! Even better.</line> </transcript>
